Chapter 500 - The first poisonous tongue in the circle
As soon as Zhai Nan's words came out, the audience was in an uproar, and a group of reporters didn't expect Zhai Nan to suddenly break out, and he was so direct and sharp. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"This Zhai Nan really can't hold back!"
"Directly burst the dirty mouth! Some of them were written! ”
"I actually scolded directly, this Zhai Nan's temper is really big!"
"Today's press conference is really worth it!"
"Zhai Nan insulted the entertainment reporter in person, that's the title!"
Not only were the reporters in the audience panicked, but Wen Ya and Yang Wenxing were also shocked.
Yang Wenxing secretly said in his heart: "What is this kid crazy again, this matter is going to pass, why is he still saying this!" ”
Wen Ya thought: "What the hell is he thinking, actually saying such things!" Did he want to be drowned in the saliva of these journalists? ”
Li Wenhua's face also turned pale, "It's over, this kid is starting to make trouble again!" ”
The reporter who was scolded by Zhai Nan pointed his nose was also pale, and then began to turn blue, and directly scolded: "Zhai Nan, who are you scolding?" Celebrities are amazing! Why scold us for entertainment! ”
Zhai Nan waved his hand and said: "This reporter friend, I didn't say anything about you, what are you excited about!" There are a lot of strange things in this world, I've heard of picking up money, picking up cheap, and I haven't seen anyone scolding! ”
The little reporter immediately said angrily: "You fart, you clearly pointed at my nose and scolded me for being cheap!" There are so many people watching at the scene, don't try to quibble! ”
Zhai Nan waved his hand and said, "Who told you, I meant you." It was you who asked me why every time I had dinner with Wen Ya, I ordered a couple set. I'll tell you frankly, because it's cheap! Cheap! There is a discount on the couple's package! ”
As soon as Zhai Nan's words came out, everyone couldn't help laughing, but they didn't expect Zhai Nan to come back with this sentence.
Wen Ya's face was swollen and red, and she looked like she wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh.
Yang Wenxing was also in pain and coughed constantly.
Li Wenhua hid to the side, already laughing evilly.
The crew members on Zhai Nan's side were even more unabashed, and directly began to laugh.
The people who originally wanted to stretch up also laughed quietly one by one.
And the little reporter was so red that he couldn't say a word.
However, if he doesn't speak, it doesn't mean that Zhai Nan will let him go. Today was supposed to be a big day for tripartite cooperation, and such a clown who jumped off the beam dared to make trouble.
Zhai Nan didn't teach him a lesson, and they didn't all think that Zhai Nan was easy to bully.
Zhai Nan then said: "Why don't you speak, didn't you be able to say it just now!" Oh, I see, you haven't never eaten with a female friend, have you? It's because you have a small belly, and others don't want to ask you out. Or are you self-righteous and unwilling to ask someone out! ”
The little reporter pointed at Zhai Nan excitedly, "You ...... You, you! ”
But he 'you' for a long time, and he didn't say anything.
Zhai Nan followed his example and said, "I, I, I...... I'm not going to get it all right! That's why you're so excited? ”
When the little reporter heard this, he finally burst out with a sentence, "You insulted me!" ”
Zhai Nan hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't you dare to say that, I'm not interested in men, I'll be embarrassed if you take the initiative so much!" ”
After Zhai Nan said this, everyone couldn't help laughing again.
The little reporter was so angry that the three corpses jumped, and the green tendons on his forehead had already exploded, and he immediately jumped out of the crowd, "Zhai Nan, I'm going to kill you!" ”
Seeing the little reporter rushing up, Zhai Nan didn't have to do anything at all. Li Wenhua next to him gave him a look, and Zhao Gang and several security guards rushed up.
The retired soldier king has no suspense at all about the third-rate entertainment. The little reporter was put down in minutes, and was directly pinched by Zhao Gang and thrown out of the door.
But just when Zhao Gang threw the little reporter out, Zhai Nan shouted again, "Be careful!" ”
When others heard this, they thought that Zhai Nan was worried that the security guard would hurt the reporter, but Zhai Nan continued: "Don't litter!" ”
After saying this, the people present couldn't hold back again, and laughed directly one by one.
"Zhai Nan's mouth is too powerful! Why didn't anyone notice it before? ”
"I used to know that he was good at filming, but I didn't expect to lose people, and he was so sharp!"
"After I go back, I have to talk to the reporter who didn't come, and I won't provoke this Zhai Nan in the future, his mouth is too poisonous."
"Yes, yes, it's better to mess with less, this guy doesn't use dirty words when he hurts people, and he can't be reasonable."
"Hey, you say that Zhai Nan's mouth is so poisonous, but so many people scolded him on a meager scale, why didn't he return it?"
"This doesn't need to be asked, there are so many people, he can scold him alone!"
"Do you see that he scolds people so hard, as if he can't scold?"
"Then who knows, or you go and ask!"
"Damn, why don't you go!"
"I'll go, I'll go!"
The reporter was also straight-tempered, and immediately asked: "Director Zhai, you are so good at scolding, why do people scold you on the meager level, you never talk back!" ”
As soon as this reporter spoke, everyone around him was stunned, I didn't expect this guy to be so direct, this is not looking for scolding!
But Zhai Nan smiled lightly, and then said: "This reporter friend asked a very good question, and I just happened to tell you." ”
Everyone was slightly stunned when they saw that Zhai Nan still had to answer this question, but they didn't expect Zhai Nan to take it seriously.
Zhai Nan looked at them and smiled: "Actually, this matter is very simple, for example, you are walking on the road. Suddenly, a wild dog comes up and asks you for a bite, what do you do? ”
"Call the police!"
"Find the dog owner!"
"Go to the hospital!"
"No, we should have kicked that dog out of the way first!"
Everyone in the audience said gossipingly.
And Zhai Nan waved his hand and said, "Everyone is right, because a dog bites a person, and a person can't climb down and bite a dog!" ”
After Zhai Nan said this, everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
"Sure enough, it's sharp, this metaphor is too ruthless!"
"After saying this, it is estimated that no one will dare to scold him in the future."
"That's for sure, whoever scolds him in the future will have to treat himself as a dog first."
"Zhai Nan's mouth, the absolute number one poisonous tongue in the circle!"
When everyone in the audience was still discussing, Zhai Nan waved his hand again and said, "So say! The opponent you choose is very important, if you have to fight a brute, you win, you are more brute than a brute. You lose, you're not even as good as a brute. So in the face of those friends who have urinary organs in their mouths, I stay away, not because I am afraid of him, but mainly because I am dirty. ”
As soon as Zhai Nan finished speaking, the audience suddenly burst into applause and joy.
"This press conference is really exciting!"
"Not only did I witness the first case of online comprehensive resale satellite TV, but I also learned a lot from Mr. Zhai!"
"Scolding can also be so exciting, today I can see it."
"He, the No. 1 poisonous tongue in the circle, will definitely not be able to run."
"How did he come up with a urinary organ in his mouth?"
"I didn't think it up, I saw it in a meager way!"
"See? Hey, you kid learns pretty fast! ”
"There's no comparison with Teacher Zhai!"
"Teacher Zhai is still the most powerful!" (To be continued.) )