102. Are you really not Sun Dasheng descending to earth?
Su Cheng trotted all the way, making the monkey grinning and grabbing Su Cheng's clothes, and in the end, Su Cheng went upstairs in three steps, directly arrived at his door, and opened the door in a panic.
Grabbed the monkey on his clothes, threw it aside, grabbed a hanging banana in the back, and threw it on the sofa, the monkey looked at the banana, like a shark smelling fish, a hungry tiger pounced, directly fell on the sofa, sat there, and Su Cheng ran into the room by himself.
I turned on my computer and started downloading the word document.
Then I opened Weibo and began to write: "I didn't want to write about abuse in the last "Cousin", but I didn't control it well, and I still abused him, I'm standing here, you beat me, you can't do it, you scold me, you can't open your mouth, since you don't beat or scold, then listen to me."
I'm going to open the pit, this time the pit, it's a bit of a god, it's not pure love, it's not Tanmei, but I believe that the prototype of this book is a character you are familiar with, everything is in my new book at 7 o'clock tonight, of course, it may reverse your subjective consciousness.
Introduction to the new book: I want this day to no longer be able to cover my eyes, I want this earth to no longer bury my heart, I want all living beings to understand my intentions, I want all Buddhas to disappear!"
Su Cheng rubbed his temples and began to collect "The Legend of Wukong".
However, within a minute or two of Su Cheng's Weibo post, there was a storm brewing in the book review area below.
"What do you mean? This brief seems to be a fantasy style?"
"It's over, it's loveless...... Great, don't be unprofessional, write pure love, otherwise it's good to be beautiful. ”
"Hey, upstairs, what do you mean, fantasy is not a positive business? I think it is not a positive business if it is serialized on Weibo!"
"No, you guys stop, we're all big fans, don't have internal friction, but who can tell me this, I want all sentient beings to understand my intentions and I want all the gods and Buddhas to disappear, what does it mean?
"Ditto!"
"I'm a little interested, I was originally indifferent to fantasy, for these two sentences, I decided, chasing a big new book!"
At the same time, in the background of Xinglang Weibo, Ji Wenbing, who has been paying attention to the good Weibo, also discovered this Weibo for the first time.
"Damn!
Then, there is no then.
Sioux City was already crackling at the moment.
"The four of them walked here, and there was a dense forest in front of them, and there was no road again.
"Wukong, I'm hungry, find something to eat. Tang Seng sat down on the stone and said.
"I'm busy, you won't go find it yourself?...... It's not that there are no legs. Sun Wukong said with a stick.
"What are you busy with?"
"Don't you think this sunset is beautiful?" Sun Wukong said, his eyes still looking at the sky, "I only have to look at this, so that I can insist on walking west every day." ”
"You can look at it as you go, as long as you don't hit the tree. ”
……”
Sioux City rushed ducks to the shelves, and after a while, a chapter was born at Sioux City's fingertips.
However, at the door, there was a person who secretly pushed open the hidden door of Su Cheng's house, and the monkey sitting there scratched his cheek, looked at the person who sneaked in, climbed on the ceiling lamp in twos and threes, and ate the banana in his hand.
And then...... Aiming at the person who was flipping through the cabinet there, he threw it lightly, and hit the red heart, and landed not far behind the man's feet, and the man finished the cabinet and threw all the valuable things into the big bag he was carrying.
Standing up, the inertia of gravity causing him to take two steps backwards.
Just right, stepping on the banana peel, the man panicked for a while, and the bag in his hand came out of his hand.
Crackling, all the contents of the bag fell like rain like a goddess scattering flowers, and all of them fell on the man's cheek.
The man looked around, but he didn't see a single figure, and he couldn't help but feel a little flustered, while the monkey was bored on the ceiling lamp, and jumped towards the window, turning into a brown afterimage.
"Who!"
The thief felt the wind and jerked behind him, but it was empty.
I couldn't help but have some cold sweat behind my back.
As for Sioux City, he naturally heard the commotion, he thought it was a monkey messing around there, frowned, and continued the codeword.
Sun Wukong pointed at Tang Seng with a stick: "Since I know who you are, I can't help but kill you." ”
"Oh. Tang Seng said, "Who am I? Can you tell me before you kill me?" ”
……”
However, at this time, the monkey outside, somewhere to get a stick, just held it in his hand.
And the thief panicked, and he cried out loudly: "Who is it! Who is pretending to be a ghost! Get out of here!"
Su Cheng was unusually irritable at the bottom of his heart at this moment, and dropped the mouse, "This stinky monkey!
However, in the next second, his face was a little strange, "No, the monkey can't speak, is it possible that this monkey has become a sperm? ”
Su Cheng naturally knew that his last sentence was ridiculous, squinted slightly, stood on tiptoe, moved towards the door, and gently opened the door, but saw the next scene.
The monkey standing in the doorway, with a stick in his hand, leaped up with all his might, and smashed it into the back of the thief's head!
Su Cheng didn't hold back, and suddenly burst into a foul mouth, and the thief was startled, turned his head suddenly, and saw nothing, just a lump of brown, and then only felt that his forehead was smashed by something, and then ...... No more......
Su Cheng looked at this scene, a little speechless, and then looked at the monkey with the pestle and pointed at the thief with the stick, a little helpless.
"Are monkeys born to play with sticks?"
Su Cheng was already a little skeptical of his life values, and then shook his head, "It's just a coincidence, no matter, let's tie this guy up first." ”
Su Cheng glanced at the sacks and valuable things everywhere, his eyes flickered, and he took down a bundle of hemp rope from the wall.
He tied the thief's hands and feet, and then called the police.
"This unstoppable momentum, and this action......" Su Cheng's face was a little strange, "Are you sure...... Aren't you the Monkey King descending to earth?"
"Tsk~" The monkey didn't say anything, just looked away and looked at the banana on the cabinet......
"Well, I'm sure you're not a great sage...... Because the Great Sage likes the peach ...... over there."