"You're not teaching me to be flexible. I said disdainfully, "It's teaching me to be reasonable." Drama waved his hand disappreciatively, as if the two meant the same thing in themselves.

Seeing that the people were almost there, Zhong Kui walked to the center of the hall and cleared his throat and said: "Thank you colleagues for taking time out of your busy schedules to participate in this banquet, and welcome all the trialists to feel the atmosphere of the Hades gathering for the first time, now I don't want to say more, everyone drinks!" Before he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to raise a bottle of beer and pour it to himself.

"Huh... Shouldn't you normally say it's time to eat?" the corners of my mouth twitched, "I knew I shouldn't have let this old drunkard make the opening remarks." The play was filled with grapes in his mouth, but it didn't disturb the rhythm of his speech in the slightest, "You shouldn't be lazy, you should still have to speak by yourself." ”

"I said Su Ling, is there a mistake in your understanding of the word formal?" Ke Hui walked up to me and said, "What I said about formality is not for you to replace white short-sleeved with black short-sleeved, hey." She is wearing a long black dress today, but she also has a sense of grace and luxury. "Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I dressed formally?" I gestured to the drama next to me. Even when he attended the banquet, he still had short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops, and he did not look like the supreme leader of Hades at all. "Ah, hello boss!" But Hui really didn't recognize the drama at first, so he hurriedly said hello. Xi Yun swallowed the grapes in his mouth, "Hello, Kehui." He wiped his mouth and said, "I'm sorry I can't put Guo ... Su Ling gives it to you, he and I still have something to say. "Whoever is rare about him, you can keep it for yourself." Ke Hui smiled, "I'll go and say hello to the other visitors first." ”

"Say..."I watched Ke Hui leave, and said boredly. "Look at the people's Kehui, and then look at you, she is the only one who greets the guests at the banquet organized by our first hall, don't you feel ashamed?" "Yes, one hall and two righteous gods, one of them keeps drinking wine, and the other is here to compete with all kinds of fruits, I'm really ashamed. I sarcastically said, "Let's get down to business, we're going to raise the bar and we're afraid we'll be able to make it all the way to the end of the feast." ”

"Ang..."The banana was solved by dividing five by two, "Today's acquaintances are all here, let me introduce you to the kings of each palace and their corresponding functions, it is estimated that the number of contacts you will have with them will gradually increase in the future." "Ah, good. I pulled a cigarette out of my pocket and handed it to Xiyun. "Where did you get the cigarette?" asked after taking it, "I got it from your desk an hour ago." "But I forgot to take the fire," I added.

Luck rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers, and then there was an extra lighter on his right hand. "There's still a lot to learn. He lit it and threw it to me, "Come on a little bit." First of all, do you know what our temple does?" "I lit a cigarette and consciously stuffed the lighter into my pocket. "The first hall of the underworld is the head of the ten halls, and it is the direct leader of the other nine halls. In terms of functional division, we are responsible for managing the souls of the yang world to enter the soul realm, and in layman's terms, we are responsible for bringing people's souls back to the underworld after death, and not becoming lonely souls and wild ghosts. Note that it is not to connect them to a demon capital, but only to the soul realm. As the capital of the underworld, the Demon Capital is not accessible to anyone. ”

"What is the old bell in charge of in the first hall?" I asked, "Old Zhong, he is actually a high-level black and white impermanence. Xi Yun replied, "If there are powerful souls in the world, ordinary black and white impermanence can only dispatch high-level combat power, and the king of Hades naturally can't return to the human world for this trivial matter, so he found a god-level existence to deal with those souls, which is the duty of Lao Zhong." However, in recent years, the human world has become more and more popular, and there has not been a difficult soul for a long time, so I feel that he is now a pure drunkard..."

Xi Yun spoke in a loud voice, and the surrounding gods and souls all laughed. Zhong Kui also heard it, and he casually threw over two bottles of beer, "Old play, drink, plug your mouth!" Zhong Kui shouted. Xi Yun smiled slightly, snapped his fingers again, took two bottles of wine steadily, and stuffed one bottle for me. "Then the impermanence of black and white is also under our control?" I waved to Zhong Kui to thank him for his wine. "Yes. "Anyway, you inexplicably summoned a group of black and white impermanence two days ago, right?" "Isn't that in order?" I asked, frowning. "What is not prescribed. Xi Yun smiled, "Let's instruct the Hades of the First Palace, is there any problem?" Lao Xie and Lao Fan have already arranged, and the couple will only be responsible for serving you in the future, just don't toss too much." "Ha, I suddenly feel like I still looked down on my identity before...", I laughed dryly.

"Over there, the formally dressed beauty is called Zheng Hui, the king of the second palace of Yama, King Chujiang. Xi Yun went on to introduce, "I won't tell you a story, every Hades' life experience can basically make the author several chapters out, it shouldn't be." The second hall is in charge of the population of Hades... The soul mouth is responsible for counting the number of souls in each hall, and trying to make each soul have a job to do in the underworld. In recent years, the population of the human world has skyrocketed, and the underworld has broken through the two billion mark, and at present, the biggest responsibility of the second hall is to find a way to implement family planning. ”

"So many?" I was a little surprised, "Why do we have more souls than people?" "No one has ever said that souls and people correspond one-to-one...", Xiyun replied, "Whether or not to go to the human world to mix all your life depends on the souls' own thoughts, when there is a soul reincarnated, there will be one more mother in the human world." "But I think that the material life of the soul world is much better than that of the human world, and communism has been realized, so why do souls want to go to the world to suffer?" I asked again. "Because of emptiness. "Drama luck is also very patient, "Otherwise, why do the second hall have to find a way to let the souls have a job to do, if you just blindly enjoy it, then you will soon find that everything seems to be meaningless." Therefore, only by going to the human world to experience suffering can we better enjoy what we have. ”

"I feel as if I've been brainwashed by some cult...", I scratched my head, it would take me a long time to digest what the drama told me today. "The young man over there, He Sicheng, the Emperor of the Song Dynasty of the Three Palaces, has chased Lao Zheng for hundreds of years without success, poor boy. Xi Yun pointed to a man in formal clothes at the other end of the hall and introduced, "The third hall of the underworld itself is the working boy of the second hall, and the second hall has always been the busiest, so after I took office, I adjusted the functions of each hall, and let the third hall give the second hall a hand, and when the second hall was too busy, it was the time for the third hall to come out." "This temple and its Hades are a bit miserable. I kind of understood, "I wish you all the best in the end." ”

"That one is an acquaintance of yours. I followed his gaze and saw a man who was not very tall, with gray hair but a rather ruddy complexion, talking and laughing with a bull-headed man and a blonde beauty. "The King of the Four Palaces and the King of the Five Senses, Cao Cao. Xi Yun looked at me and said, "Your previous boss." "Ha..."I have to say that Lao Cao's temperament is very much in line with what I think, and he is worthy of being a man who has left a strong mark in the history books, "If I have the opportunity, I will go to ask him for advice on Guo Jia... It's like me, how the hell did I seal myself in a broken book in the first place? But when I met the look of the play, I realized that he might have asked this question and didn't get a reasonable answer.