Song Yichen was stunned!

The people of the Three Realms were stunned!

Even Guanyin himself was completely stunned!

No one would have thought that a monkey would say such a rebellious thing! Evil obstacles! Song Yichen could even imagine Guanyin's face that had turned pitch black. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThat's a careful-eyed woman! But this also explains why when traveling to the west, why the monkey has to go to Guanyin for help at every turn! He obviously has to go to Guanyin after the fight, and there is still this relationship in the relationship! At the same time, it seems reasonable that he doesn't look down on the seven fairies! He could guarantee that if the monkey hadn't been too important, the woman would have come over and kill the monkey!

Western Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple.

When the monkey was born, the Buddhist people naturally had to pay attention, but because of the attention, they made a joke, and this monkey was too bold! actually said that he wanted to mate with Guanyin~ matching, this is really amazing! This is so embarrassing for your sister! Who is Guanyin?! Don't look at her as just a bodhisattva, but in today's Buddhism, except for the two unborn saints, she is definitely the top three masters, and even the future Buddha is not necessarily her opponent.

And now that she has been molested, she is still molested by a chess piece that they have carefully prepared, this taste is not too cool! Don't look at the monkey's ability to become a fighting Buddha in the future, but his status in Buddhism still can't be compared with Guanyin Bodhisattva!

Fortunately, Rulai quickly resolved the embarrassment at this time: "This proves that this Lingming stone monkey is related to my Buddha!" ”

Everyone else took the opportunity to go down the steps, even praising the wisdom of the Buddha, and even praising Guanyin! I think she sacrificed a lot for the sake of Buddhism!

The Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall couldn't help but laugh when he heard the monkey's words: "Hahaha! This monkey is so bold, I think those Buddhists are about to die of anger now! ”

"It is also possible that they can control the monkeys through this matter!" Taishang Laojun reminded lightly.

The Jade Emperor sighed when he heard this: "Yes! "It's so embarrassing to think that you have to pretend to be beaten by this monkey in the future! This could be a disgrace in his life! He glanced at Lao Jun with resentment, they were all cheated by them, if he hadn't owed Buddhism a favor to Yuan Shi Tianzun at the beginning, he wouldn't have been cheated by it!

Taishang Laojun shook his head helplessly when the Jade Emperor saw it like this, at that time they had to send arrows on the string, there was no way to do anything, even he himself had to be pitted! At that time, they didn't know that Buddhism would be the cause of the catastrophe!

"Guanyin's appearance in Song Yichen's cave just now should have been deliberate!" Taishang Laojun said suddenly.

"Could it be that she also wants to seduce Song Yichen?!" The Jade Emperor couldn't help asking, if Song Yichen was seduced by Guanyin, it would be troublesome!

"I don't think so, the Queen Mother of the West is willing to release him like this, so she naturally has her confidence!" Taishang Laojun said with a smile.

Having said that, Song Yichen was also in a stunned state at this time, but fortunately, he was a man who had seen the world, and he had also rectified Guanyin, so he quickly replied: "You have a crush on that woman?!" ”

"Yes! Oh, yes!! The monkey nodded happily when he heard Song Yichen's question!

"But she's strong, you can't beat her! If you can't catch her, she won't be able to mate with you! Song Yichen could only lightly convince him, this is the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers! At least I don't have the courage to flirt with Guanyin and say I'm going to mate with you! He didn't even dare to say anything about the Queen Mother of the West! Otherwise, you will definitely die a miserable death! But when he says mating, he always feels that someone is always watching him from behind, which is very unpleasant!!

"That's it!" The monkey scratched the hair on his arm, thought for a while, and then looked at Song Yichen excitedly: "That big brother, can you beat that woman?!" ”

Song Yichen was stunned, what the hell does this mean!? When did you become the big brother of the monkey?! And help him catch women!? But this woman is so terrifying!

Song Yichen dared to guarantee that Guanyin was actually watching himself and the monkey nearby! Now that careful-eyed woman should hate herself too! The monkey is a pit!

"I can't beat it! That woman is amazing! Song Yichen shook his head again and again.

Hearing Song Yichen's words, the monkey was disappointed, he sat on the ground dejectedly, with a loveless look, which made Song Yichen look pitiful for a while!

"Actually, there are still a lot of beautiful women, you can find other women to mate!" Song Yichen poked the monkey's shoulder and comforted.

"You lied, I just looked at so many places with my eyes, and she is the most beautiful!" The monkey said with a look of you lying to me, I don't believe you.

Song Yichen's face was embarrassed, this monkey's magical power is really amazing, and he didn't know that clairvoyance Youmu was so powerful as him! Whose daughter is this will have to be careful in the future! Those who fight in the wild should also pay attention, if they are peeped at by this monkey, they will also be unlucky!

Song Yichen had no choice but to shake his head and take out an ipad from the jade of heaven and earth, which made the eyes of everyone who was concerned about this matter light up, what is this?!

"Laojun, what do you think?!" The Jade Emperor was also stunned, he had never seen this kind of thing, I thought that he had been a boy with Daozu back then, what didn't he know!? It's a pity that he really didn't know this time!

Taishang Laojun's face was depressed, why do you always ask me what do I think?! You can't think about it yourself?! How could he possibly know about such a thing?! It doesn't work out at all!

However, the Queen Mother of the West watched all this quietly, she was very curious if Song Yichen would do something undisciplined! Among the gods and Buddhas in the sky, she knows Song Yichen best, and she knows that it is called ipad, which is an entertainment tool! But I haven't done it myself!

I saw Song Yichen turn on the ipad, and under the watchful eye, he opened the small piece of Peach Valley's beauty and showed it to the monkey.

Everyone was stunned! Holy! What the hell is going on!? They wonder what this thing is?! I didn't expect it to be so useful! That's amazing!!

In particular, the immortals of the Buddha Gate and the Heavenly Court are all looking at the ipad with burning eyes, one of them wants to cut off the seven emotions and six desires, and the other is strictly forbidden to fall in love! They don't know how many years they've been masturbating!! Needless to say, unicorn hands!! That arm is almost like Optimus Prime! What a treasure this thing is for them! If you have this magic weapon, while watching this, masturbation, not to mention how much!