After watching so many angry live broadcasts, it seems that these current anchors are still not as good as our ancestor Ji Xiaolan can say, let's take a look.

Let's start with the three main characters and ranks.

Ji Xiaolan: The waiter of the Ministry of Rites

He Shen: Hubu Shangshu

Official surnamed Liu: Imperial History of Jiangnan Province

Scene: He Shen invites Ji Xiaolan to dinner, and an official surnamed Liu accompanies him.

It is estimated that there was some small friction between He Shen and Ji Xiaolan before, so he had long wanted to fix Ji Xiaolan, so he took advantage of this time to kill Ji Xiaolan's sharp spirit.

Not long after the meal began, a dog came out of the door.

He Shen: "What is this? Is it a wolf or a dog?"

An official surnamed Liu: "Is it a wolf (squire) or a dog? ”

All the passers-by and officials laughed.

Ji Xiaolan glanced at it: "And my lord, the monk's book." You are a good bachelor, you can't tell whether you are a wolf or a dog. ”

He Shen: "I really can't tell the difference, I can't tell the difference." ”

Ji Xiaolan: "Then I have to teach you." ”

He Shen: "Teach and lead." ”

Ji Xiaolan: "Look at the tail, the lower drag is a wolf, the upper vertical is a dog, remember and the adult, the upper vertical (Shangshu) is a dog." ”

He Shen had a-eating expression on his face.

The official surnamed Liu next to him was about to come out to support him, and it happened that the dog was eating a piece of meat outside the door.

An official surnamed Liu: "The wolf eats meat, the dog eats dung, it eats meat, it is a wolf (squire) is a dog, there is no doubt about it." ”

Ji Xiaolan: "Hey, this lord, looking at the face of the student, may I ask the honorable name, where is the official residence?"

An official surnamed Liu: "Under the surname Liu, the new imperial history of Jiangnan Province." ”

Ji Xiaolan: "Oh, Lord Yushi, look up for a long time." ”

Ji Xiaolan: "Lord Yushi, what you just said is inappropriate, although the wolf nature eats meat, the dog does not eat it, he eats meat when he encounters meat, and eats when he encounters (Yushi)." ”

This Ji Xiaolan is really sassy, and patted the shoulder of He Shen next to him, pointed at the official surnamed Liu and said with a smile: "Haha, and adults, eat when you meet (Yushi)." ”

He Shen and the official surnamed Liu both had on their faces, and obediently sent Ji Xiaolan a grievance value, you said that this is not a.