The sultry weather made Li Qinfei can't help but take a bath, in fact, this Li Qinfei looks pretty good, belongs to the good-looking handsome guy, the height of one meter eight when he went to school, there were many girls who liked him, but the society proved that when he was handsome, there were girls who liked him, and he had to be rich when he grew up.

Li Qinfei has no money, so he doesn't have a girlfriend now.

I had a girlfriend when I was in school, but then we broke up, and it wasn't because of a big deal or because my personalities weren't very compatible.

After taking a shower, Li Qinfei changed into a shirt and a pair of sports cropped pants, and also put on a pair of sneakers on his feet.

This Li Qinfei looks a lot more handsome, sunny and handsome.

In the past, Li Qinfei was on the school's track and field team, although it was when he was in high school, he still had some foundation.

After a few more poses in front of the mirror, he smiled with satisfaction and looked out of the window, okay! I can't see anything, it's all rooms.

sat in front of the electric fan again, enjoying the coolness brought to him by the fan, and began to play with his mobile phone.

Until about six o'clock in the afternoon, when I was hungry, I ate bucket instant noodles.

I looked at the sun that had already set in the city buildings, and then I went out.

But what he didn't expect was that as soon as he arrived downstairs, an uncle jumped out of the corridor, and when he saw him, he shouted: "Boy! You're finally out. ”

This sound frightened Li Qinfei, and he thought that he had offended the uncle, and people came to seek revenge.

I was stunned when I saw the "uncle".

Wrapped in a big cotton jacket in the summer, the key is also strange red pants, flip-flops, and a very proud look on his face, his wrinkled face makes people dare not offend him.

But Li Qinfei also thought a lot in his head, thinking that this uncle had escaped from the madhouse and thought of him for something.

So he coughed very calmly and said, "Yo! It's you, uncle! ”

The "uncle" was also stunned by him, thinking to himself, does this kid really know me?

So this "uncle" immediately concave shape, his left hand was behind his back, and his right hand was clenched into a fist and coughed at the edge of his mouth.

"Well, that's me."

As soon as Li Qinfei heard this, he confirmed his thoughts and continued: "Didn't you stay well over there, why did you come here?" ”

The uncle thought to himself, it seems that this kid really recognizes my identity, it seems that my aura is still too strong, and my true identity is exposed.

So he raised his nostrils and said to Li Qinfei: "Didn't you kid tell me to come to you, ah, Buddha." ”

Li Qinfei heard that this old man was not lightly ill, it seems that he will have to call the police later, it is not good to run out so seriously and endanger the society.

I just thought about this circumference, so I said: "Yes, yes, yes, I am the Buddha, so who are you?" ”

"I am God!"

Li Qinfei stared at the old man and smiled: "I know, you are God." ”

"Uncle" looked at him and broke his identity, and then looked at Li Qinfei and said, "Didn't you kid ask me to come, and now I'm here." ”

Li Qinfei still wanted to continue making it up, but he was afraid that this old man would be too deep into the play, so he didn't plan to continue acting, so he said: "Comrade God, I came to you to go to a place called the police station, and now I will take you there." ”

When the "uncle" heard this, his face immediately darkened, and he said angrily: "What police station to go to, I'm not interested in you looking for me, I'm looking for you to find trouble." ”

Li Qinfei was also frightened by this uncle, and heard that people with this condition do not need to pay criminal responsibility.

He was about to cry, what did you say he did, why did he provoke such an uncle.

He said to the uncle: "Uncle, just let me go, why don't you call me and I'll send you home?" ”

Now this uncle understands that his feelings are treating me as a "patient", and his face suddenly turned black, and he said angrily to Li Qinfei: "Aren't you a Buddha, I'm God." ”

Li Qinfei was frightened when he heard this, and thought to himself, could this God have some deep hatred with Rulai.

But he also calculated, "You say you are God, then how can you prove it!" Actually, you're not God at all, you're a mortal. ”

But when the old man listened, he actually smiled: "Okay! I'll prove it to you. ”

"Okay, hurry up"

The old man smiled and his eyes were about to shine, and he said, "Look! ”

Li Qinfei was stunned by this look at him at that time, "What are you looking at?" ”

This said, no, the voice was wrong, and then he lowered his head, and his chest was "magnificent".

Then there was a scream, "", and then he didn't care about anything and pulled his pants, Nima was empty, he brushed it and knelt down, "God I was wrong, God Grandpa I don't dare to do it, you just let me go!" ”

"Uncle" was also happy, and thought: "Hey, you kid finally relented!" I don't give you a few colors, and I see if you really don't think of me as a god. ”

"Mortal, now you believe that I am God!"

Li Qinfei is also anxious, he doesn't want the good life to end like this, if his younger brother is gone, he won't live.

"God, just let me go, the little one is just a mortal, you raise your noble hand and let me go!"

The uncle was immediately happy when he heard it, and looked at Li Qinfei with a smile.

Li Qinfei was about to explode when he saw it, and the uncle said: "This is to teach you a lesson, rest assured that you will come back after seven days, and then you kid won't know how to thank me." ”

Li Qinfei was also relieved to hear that it was only seven days, but how should I spend seven days, I still have to thank him, he deserved to be unlucky to meet such a great god!

The person who saw Li Qinfei's expression suddenly felt refreshed, and he could see it from his expression, and said: "Okay, I'm leaving, you can do it yourself, I left something on you, you kid just wait to steal the fun!" ”

When Li Qinfei heard that there was still something left, he immediately asked anxiously, "What is it?" God grandpa, I'm really wrong, don't punish me, I'm just a small people, it's not worth your teacher, just let me go! ”

However, "God" was obviously not ready to deal with him, and said: "I'm still waiting to play mahjong, so I won't talk to you!" ”

With that, he disappeared............

Li Qinfei now feels as if he is still in a dream, looking at himself in front of the mirror, his skin is white, he is beautiful, his big eyes are cute, and he is very cute.

But the problem is that this is not what he wants, no, this is what he wants, but not him!

He didn't dare to go out now, so he went home, I really hope that today it was all a dream! How good is he still that Li Qinfei!

Thinking of this, he suddenly ran to the computer with a flash of brain, and quickly entered the dianniang, only to find that the comment that he had exchanged with him at noon was missing............