Chapter 56 Sure enough, there is something wrong with the head
Cao Cao and a few people were discussing in the monitoring room, the time over there had come, and as the countdown of the on-site filming stopped, the "Chaos" live broadcast program began. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Yokoji immediately smiled at the camera and said: "Hello audience friends, this is the live broadcast of the 'Mess Talk' program, today's topic is very interesting, it is a candidate for Mingguang District Councilor, and he is actually a neurotic lurker!"
"We specially invited this Mr. Wang Yun and Professor Jia Dewang, a famous neurologist who gave him this diagnosis, to participate in this program, so that everyone can see the true face of Mr. Wang. ”
The camera immediately gave Wang Yun a caps shot.
Wang Yun smiled at the camera and said: "I think the host must be biased against me, because he insisted that I was a person with a disease, I originally wanted a neurologist to be here, and I suggested that you ask what kind of illness it is to make something out of nothing, but in view of Dr. Jia's diagnosis of me is nonsense, I will not make this introduction." ”
The audience below booed, obviously there were water armies mixed in, and there were not many Wang family, and the applause was basically inaudible.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the two sides started, they were tense, and several people in the monitoring room began to pay close attention.
Jia Dewang said calmly: "Patients with latent neuropathy speak and think like ordinary people, but there is a characteristic, that is, they speak and act impulsively, without going through the brain, judging from Mr. Wang Yun's performance just now, it is undoubtedly qualified to demonstrate this." ”
Wang Yun immediately said: "Only a neurotic will turn a blind eye to the malicious attacks of others and live in their own virtual world, while a normal person, of course, must fight back against the malicious slander of others." ”
Heng Lu Er interjected: "Although our column is a mess, it's not a shrew scolding the street, I think Mr. Wang Yun is impulsive." In this case, let's give Professor Jia Dewang five minutes to explain his point of view, and then Mr. Wang Yun will refute it. ”
Knowing that this kid of yours will pull the shelf, Wang Yun nodded generously in agreement, and motioned for Jia Dewang to speak.
Jia Dewang calmly took out a pile of materials and said in an orderly manner: "These are all the information that Mr. Wang came to me to see a doctor, and you can see from these photos that his brain structure is different from that of ordinary people, so after being caught by the door, there was no direct nerve damage......
“…… Based on the above conclusions, he is a serious patient with latent neuropathy, and if it were another patient, he might still survive the crisis at the age of thirty, but for Wang Yun, this possibility is very small. ”
The water army began to build momentum below, and someone shouted: "It's funny, a psychotic still fantasizes about being a district councilor, and the people who want to elect him are all crazy!"
immediately gave this guy a capital shot, and many sailors also echoed it.
Henglu Er immediately said hypocritically: "This live audience, please exercise restraint, we are live broadcasting, if this is the case again, I will ask you to go out." ”
The sailor immediately said: "I didn't get sick again, so I didn't listen to this neurotic statement, and I quit." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he walked away with a few concurring sailors, and the capitalized camera sent them out of the studio.
These bitches are really good at arranging!
Yokoji apologized to the camera: "I didn't expect something to happen to the show, but the mood of these live audiences is understandable, let's listen to Mr. Wang Yun's explanation." ”
Wang Yun spoke, and he smiled: "I am honored to have seen the performances of the few people just now, and once again commented on how terrible it is to listen to and believe partially. ”
"For a long time, someone has been pouring dirty water on me, digging up the ridiculous history of my past, and to be honest, I was a bit of a bastard when I was harmed by Stallion Wen in the past. ”
"But why did I chase the stallion so much in the past? I couldn't tell the secret, because I accidentally learned from my parents from a young age that I was a neurotic lurker!"
The sailors in the audience took the opportunity to start coaxing, and John hurriedly communicated with the commander of the navy: "Be careful not to be too obvious, in the contract we signed, there are terms that the audience must not affect the other party's speech!"
Suddenly, the studio was clean, Wang Yun's face was painful, as if he was recalling his unbearable past, and said in a low voice: "I learned that I was sick, to be honest, I gave up on myself, and after contacting the stallion Wen, I wanted to have fun in time, and strive to marry dozens of wives before I went crazy, so that I acted a little differently." ”
His tone suddenly raised his voice, and he pointed at Jia Dewang: "But a thunderbolt saved me, and a voice told me that I don't have any latent neuropathy, and everything is a misdiagnosis by this quack!"
"Mr. Wang Yun, please pay attention to your minimum demeanor!" Before Heng Lu Er could not wait for Jia Dewang, who was pale-faced, to speak, he couldn't wait to speak, and the sailors also began to boo.
"This is a quack doctor who pretends to be a ghost, I don't think I should maintain any demeanor, because of his misdiagnosis, my young heart has been hit, which has caused great damage to my growth, and made me give up on myself and do a lot of stupid things!" Wang Yun directly let his brazen play.
Well, all the ridiculous things before my predecessor not only have the box of the danger of the stallion Wen, but also the box of Jia Yong's misdiagnosis can be installed.
Jia Dewang smiled coldly and said: "What kind of heavenly thunder is scientifically untenable, I have to say that this excuse is quite lame, and after Mr. Wang's performance just now, I doubt that he has become ill." ”
The sailors immediately erupted into a neat burst of laughter, and it seemed that there were several extras arranged inside.
Wang Yun also laughed: "Haha, this is a very good joke, but it doesn't apply to me, because you are completely a doctor who sells dog meat on the head of a sheep, and I don't know how many innocent people who understand it have been diagnosed with mental illness, you are a damn bastard." ”
Jia Dewang couldn't keep his composure anymore, and said sharply: "You are an insult to me, I reserve the right to accuse you!"
"Fuck you, bastard, bastard, rotten bastard, rotten bastard, rotten bastard......" Wang Yun didn't have a good impression of this guy in his heart, but he was driven by the brazen aftermath, and he couldn't control it at once, and blurted out a foul sentence and a string of poems, which really looked a little abnormal.
He is also helpless about this brazenness, it seems that he still has to control it as soon as the signs appear, otherwise he will immediately run the train with his mouth full of mouths, so he has to shut up for a moment and let the brazen Yu Wei digest it first.
The water army below was in an uproar, even Zhuge Liang and they were also stunned, I don't know what the meaning of the boss's performance is, if it weren't for Vincent's previous assurance, Wang Yun is absolutely normal, I'm afraid he won't be able to hold his breath.
Henglu Er was overjoyed, I didn't expect this surnamed Wang to start entering the role of neuropathy so quickly, it seems that there is a problem with his head, and several people in the monitoring room are also relieved.
Cao Cao smiled: "An idiot is an idiot, and the original form is revealed." ”
The crowd laughed.