"Xiao Feng, what's the use of you writing this? No one reads it at all! You're just practicing calligraphy?"

Facing Li Xueqin's question, Feng Zhe smiled: "I see...... I amuse myself", Li Xueqin shook her head: "You can practice writing calligraphy, and my family's Spring Festival couplets will be handed over to you during the Spring Festival this year." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Speaking of home, Li Xueqin thought of her husband Li Jinhao again, Li Jinhao has not been able to meet Feng Zhe until now, although he is already the deputy captain of the criminal police team, but no matter how busy he is, he can't forget how to behave, if there is no Feng Zhe, the shooting of Hou Delong last year, I don't know how to deal with it at that time.

Besides, is the criminal police team really that busy? The criminal police team, the case is not solved, the traffic police team, hiding under a tree and other violations, the security team, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling and all kinds of meetings, these words are not on everyone's lips...... Li Xueqin always felt that she owed Feng Zhe something, as if the reason why Feng Zhe was snubbed in front of the door now was caused by herself.

On this day, Li Xueqin came home from work and went to the guard's room, and heard the doorman's Lao Li nagging, saying that someone always peed at the door at night, and the smell couldn't be washed away with water.

Lao Li opened his mouth and said: "I want to post a big-character poster, in the past years, when the art workers in the town were there, I could still find him, but now they are all machine-printed, tofu and big paper, I can't see it during the day, and I also said that at night, I want the master who writes on the street to write, ten yuan per word, which is more expensive than the dung seller!"

Li Xueqin's heart moved, and she reversed the car again: "I'll do this." ”

"Nacheng, Li Justice, your words are good, please give me a large slogan. ”

Li Xueqin didn't speak, and went upstairs directly to find Feng Zhe, saying that this could be regarded as finding something for Feng Zhe to do and promote himself.

When he arrived upstairs, Feng Zhe was still writing with a brush in his hand, and Li Xueqin smiled: "Hurry up, calligrapher, I have something for you to help." ”

Li Xueqin said something, Feng Zhe nodded, waved his pen, and first wrote a "Don't urinate anywhere." ”

Li Xueqin looked at it, first said that the words were good, and then giggled, Feng Zhe asked what was going on, Li Xueqin said: "Your word reminds me of an allusion, saying that Zhang Daqian or Qi Baishi will live in Kyoto, someone always urinate in front of his door, so after a long time, the smell at his door is a little unpleasant, he is a big painter, of course the words are good, and he wrote it casually." Don't urinate anywhere' a few words posted at the door, who knows that someone sees it, and then takes the word away, and when he returns home, the order of the words is reversed, and people frame it and hang it in the house, and the guests who come to see it, hey, know the goods, the famous Mobao, and the mouth reads out 'small places can not be casual'".

As soon as Li Xueqin said, Feng Zhe also smiled: "Sister Xueqin likes to make me happy, so I'll write a new one, well, that's it." ”

After Feng Zhe finished writing, Li Xueqin read again: "You are cheap, I am in big trouble." ”

Li Xueqin gave both words to Lao Li, Lao Li, Lao Li looked, it was really a good word, and the words were also elegant, and asked Xiao Feng, who knew that it was written by the water conservancy station, and said thank you, and muttered in his heart, this good writing is busy, and the artists of the town government can not only write, but also paint, but also write and paint all their lives, and they have not seen mixed up on the rostrum to sit down.

At noon that day, Feng Zhe walked to the gate of the old government compound after work, and Lao Liu walked over with a wrinkled face, showing his yellow teeth and saying, "Stationmaster Feng, are you off work?"

"It's off. ”

"Stationmaster Feng, the weather is good today. ”

"Good weather. ”

Feng Zhe originally wanted to go away, but Lao Liu asked like this, there must be something, so he said, "Did Lao Liu eat at noon?"

"No, you're preparing, or you're not going to cook at noon? I'm going to drink the whole wine, let's have two drinks?"

I have known Lao Liu for almost a year, and it is the first time that he has been so attentive, Feng Zhe said that he wants to eat with the old county magistrate, and he is ready over there.

Lao Liu also muttered in his heart, that Tun Yishan can't get along with anyone, just look at this Feng Zhe's temper who will come and go for a while, and it is really radish and cabbage that they have their own love, one thing drops one thing, and the brine points tofu.

"I've been in this half room for a long time, that is, Stationmaster Feng's talent is good, it's really good. ”

"Lao Liu, please say something, we are all in the same hospital, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, don't be outsiders. ”

Lao Liu was even happier when he heard it: "Oh, Stationmaster Feng, in this way, isn't the slogan of our parking lot old, and the words on it are a little unclear, can you take the time to write me a few strokes? ”

Feng Zhe waved his hand and followed Lao Liu to look at the wall outside, Lao Liu was still afraid that Feng Zhe would not agree, so he said in his mouth: "Your words are really good, that Lao Li of the town government, I saw it, he pointed me to the brush on the wall, this will make our town know your stationmaster Feng." ”

Feng Zhexin said that this was the case, nodded and said: "Okay, no problem, you prepare the paint, Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now we are stepping forward from the beginning, let's do what we say." ”

Lao Li was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, 10,000 years is too long, just seize the day!"

In the afternoon, Feng Zhe wrote the words of the parking lot on the wall of Lao Liu, full of big characters more than one person high, very neat and conspicuous, Lao Liu was thankful again, Feng Zhe said: "Look, there is still space on this wall, I want to write some propaganda slogans for the water conservancy station on it, do you think it?"

"Cheng, why not, you can write, or those who do advertising will be accounted for. ”

In this way, Feng Zhe wrote on the wall of the old government the words "standardize the use of water, benefit the country and the people, and announce the water conservancy station in Banjianfang Town", which attracted idlers in the past to stop looking.

Feng Zhe wrote the slogan by Liu Zhan know, I can't help but think of the water conservancy station report that Feng Zhe gave himself, more than a month has passed, but Liu still has not replied, it seems that it is not possible, it has been forgotten, now Liu Zhan feels that he owes Feng Zhe in his heart, this young man is really good, besides, if he goes to Gannan again this year to ask for a contract fee or something, he also wants to ask Feng Zhe to follow him.

Thinking about it, on this day, Liu Zhan took advantage of the county to hold a meeting, ran to the Water Conservancy Bureau, and handed a copy of Feng Zhe's report to the director of the Water Conservancy Bureau, the director is also surnamed Liu, and Liu Zhan is considered his own family, and asked Liu Zhan with a smile: "Where you speak with personal spirit, you must have personal interests in your actions." If we carry out water conservancy reform in our county, we have not done it early for so many years, and if you do this, our previous work will be all in vain? Besides, what kind of reform should we carry out, there is a water supply company in the county, and there are wells dug by collective organizations below, where is the water conservancy pipe? Is there a water conservancy in Meishan? There is a reservoir in the back mountain, but which one is under the control of our water conservancy bureau? I am at the same level as the reservoir, and the people in the reservoir are twenty or thirty, and there are only four or five of them in front of me, even if the water conservancy people in the county are added together, they can't exceed twenty. This is really a clear water yamen, clear to the bottom. In the past, I was the king of the water dragons, and they all said that water and fire were ruthless, but what kind of treatment and what kind of configuration did the fire department have? Let's say privately, I would like to send out a flood, or I would have been more idle, but there would have been a flood in Meishan? As for the two heavy rains last year, there were no floods, and they were all caused by geological loose mudslides and landslides caused by mining operations. Besides, the water conservancy bureau said that it was guiding the work of the water conservancy stations below, but when did you guide it? Who was guided by us? When did your water conservancy station hear about our bureau? When did the water conservancy station report to us on its work? The power is not in your town, and you suddenly sneezed at this time, and there was a big battle, did you attack Pearl Harbor or the White Tiger Regiment? What kind of play did you play?"

Liu Zhan didn't say anything when he heard it, he stood up and left, and came to the door with a sentence: "Anyway, this is the matter, you are the director, the water conservancy station is nominally your subordinate agency, your family's affairs, how to do it, you will discuss it behind closed doors." ”

Director Liu smiled, saw Liu Struggle leaving, shook his head, and put the report aside.

Liu Zhan got out of the Water Conservancy Bureau, and when he got to the street, it happened that a shop selling women's professional clothes was opening for rewards, Liu Zhan thought, he should buy clothes for Zhao Man, although the two of them did not enter Hong Kong last time, and they were broken up by their own old wife, but they almost stabbed into it? This kind of thing has to be struck while the iron is hot, otherwise it will take a long time, and the sticky energy will be gone, Zhao Man is like that, and I don't know how many people are greedy, no matter who they follow, then they don't go to the earth and dig into the earth?

"Catching birds with nets requires a handful of food, let alone a woman like a wolf and a tiger. ”

In this way, Liu Zhan forgot what happened to the Water Conservancy Bureau.

There is a meeting every few days in the town of Banjianfang, and on the day of the assembly, the big iron gate of the old government is always closed by Lao Liu, and it is strictly guarded, because there are always some people who run around in order to find a place to relieve their hands, although Lao Liu is looking at the door, but he has seen a lot of knowledge over the years, and he has been in contact with people in the government, so his vision is also high, and he looks down on the people who come to the market in the village, and he is too lazy to explain that the toilet here is not open to the public.

Just got out of a car from the yard today, the driver bargained with Lao Liu on the parking fee for a long time, and finally sent the car away, Lao Liu talked more and had a dry throat, and was about to go into the house to drink water, and found that there were two people squatting there on the side of the gate, Lao Liu shouted: "Don't here! In public places, can you pay attention to hygiene! I didn't see my newly written big characters, and the was yellow." ”

Squatting on the side of the gate to untie their big hands are two teenage children, they are trying to look at Lao Liu grinning, Lao Liu shouted: "Hurry up!

"You don't?"

A child asked with a smile, and Lao Liu smiled: "Mine is taken out to scare you!

"You take it out and take a look?"

Lao Liu was angry: "Dig out the chicken! Hurry up and wipe your ass and go, you don't look at any place, how you learn it in school, how the teacher teaches it, at the door of other people's houses, smoke people to death, and you will be responsible for cleaning it up in a while." ”

Not to be outdone, the child said: "You can come and eat later, no matter how old the dog in my village is, it is specialized in eating, and it can't be changed." ”

A child said, took out the homework book from his pocket and pulled a sheet, rubbed it a few times and wiped his fart, Lao Liu walked forward and said, "Little guy, dare to scold, if I don't kill you today, I won't be your master." ”

This one who hasn't finished his hand quickly took out the paper from his pocket, and said: "I don't know him, he scolded you and I didn't move my mouth", the child who said that Lao Liu is a dog has run away now, and shouted at Lao Liu: "Your father's chicken is short, the fly tail is ant eyes, your mother is shallow, and half a finger is stuffed.

Lao Liu's legs trembled and grabbed this child who was going to wipe his ass, and the child couldn't care so much, so he hurriedly jumped to the side, his pants were not lifted, and the paper in his hand was thrown to the ground.

"Laugh at your mother! my shit is on my pants, you want to accompany my pants!"

"I'll fuck you briefs!"

The child who didn't care about wiping his farts just now took the paper from the other child's hand and wiped himself clean, tied his pants and raised his neck to scold: "The lao dog who guards the door is smiling, he has nothing to do to buckle the horse, the horse is startled, the car overturned, and the old man's chicken is bent!"

At this time, there were people who rushed to the market to watch the excitement, and Lao Liu also scolded: "You two died of a one-year-old father, a two-year-old dead mother, your sister sold yin to pull you up, you two dead babies are too disobedient!"

"A new generation of laundry detergent, a new generation of people, a new generation of old dogs know how to watch the door!"

"The temple is small and the fairy is big, and the water is shallow! 5,000 years to the east of the river, 5,000 years to the west of the river, there will be an old stupid man who guards the door in 5,000 years, and 5,000 men are in a hurry to not kill you!"

Lao Liu chased after him, and the two children disappeared when they got into the crowd.

Lao Liu walked to the compound angrily, and saw that the paper that the child had just dropped was spread under his feet, so he stepped on it a few times, and walked a few steps, Lao Liu "Huh", turned back and picked up the paper, and at a glance, the words on it were Feng Zhe's handwriting.

How could the things Feng Zhe write get into the hands of these two children, could it be that there was a thief in the courtyard? Feng Zhe's house was stolen? Why do these two hairy children want this manuscript?

Coincidentally, Feng Zhe would come over from work, Lao Liu took the manuscript paper in his hand and handed it to Feng Zhe, Feng Zhe saw that this was the original handwritten report on the water conservancy station in Banjianfang Town that he gave to Liu Struggle a month ago.

Liu Zhan said that the original was to be handed over to Liu Yi, the secretary of the town!

"Stationmaster Feng, take a look, don't your house be stolen, right? The two hairy children used this to wipe their cheeks! I found out! I said that the walls of this courtyard are a little low, and any ghost can come in, and the people who can live in our courtyard are all government workers and people from the state, can I not worry about it? I stare like a copper bell for a day, but I can't let the leaders have any mistakes......

Feng Zhe said indifferently: "It's okay, I lost this thing a long time ago and it's useless, it's waste paper." ”

"It's useless? I thought it was an important document, so I said that how could Stationmaster Feng's things be left unwanted, it turned out to be useless. ”

Feng Zhe glanced at the words in his hand again, rubbed them and threw them on the two pieces of fresh stool in the corner, and left.

Feng Zhe returned to the house and sat quietly at the table for a long time, the street across the wall was so noisy, that kind of sound was like a knife poking into his ear holes, he had already thought of the cold reception and even difficulty that he might be met when he returned to half a room, but he still didn't expect that his handwriting would be used by irrelevant children to wipe his pi shares. (To be continued.) )