Zhou Zhou said with a flattering smile and rubbed his hands!!

It's completely a standard image of borrowing money to pretend to be a grandson!

This made Lin Qi's heart speechless...

This Nima...

Did he really only come to the mortal world for 20 days???

I am so accustomed to staying in an Internet café, I am so proficient in smoking, I can catch the appetite of readers with codewords, and I even borrow money with a textbook face...

There is a hint of pleading in embarrassment, a hint of dignity in pleading, and a hint of pain in dignity...

Simply....

Perfect!!

Lin Qi couldn't help but roll his eyes, if it weren't for the fact that this person was worth a lot of points, Lin Qi probably wanted to turn around and leave!

What kind of person is this, borrow money when you meet!!

"Where did you get the money to smoke online now!!

Lin Qi couldn't help but ask...

The embarrassment on Zhou Zhou's face became thicker and thicker, and he lowered his head with a slightly red face: "That day.... I saw that someone else seemed to have a wallet in their pocket, and I picked it up for a good deed..."

Lin Qi suddenly had a black line at his end. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

What kind of person is this Nima, going to other people's pockets to pick up money!!

How can this kind of person not be killed!!

"That's... Ahem, that, I've been eating instant noodles recently, and I'm about to vomit! Brother, you see.... Let's go out for a bite to eat! ”

Zhou Zhou didn't have any such thoughts, he still said to himself, looking at Lin Qi pitifully!

Lin Qi only felt that a mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out!!

I've never seen such a shameless person!!

I'm obviously here to arrest him, okay????

He's a prisoner, and he's a captive!! Is it necessary to be very close???

Lin Qi wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked at Zhou Zhou with a strange expression: "Don't you know what I'm here for??? ”

Zhou Zhou looked disapplieving: "Of course I know!" I don't know if you're an official soldier or a brain-dead righteous person, but what does this have to do with me??? ”

Saying that, Zhou Zhou felt very familiar with Lin Qi, and hugged Lin Qi's shoulder: "Haha, brother, let's go, let's eat!" You're hungry too! Let's have a drink for the two of us! Let me tell you, although the mortal world is a little behind, there are still a lot of good things! For example, the dishes in the mortal world are really fragrant! Let me tell you, Heavenly Court does not farm, that is to say.... There is not even any special rice or white flour on it! It's torture! You know when I just came down, robbing.... Eh, I asked for a bowl of noodles to eat, really, I cried after eating!! Good things, all good things! There are only various kinds of meat on it! There are also some wild vegetables that can be cooked, that is, ginseng, which are too unpalatable...."

"By the way, do you smoke? Heavenly Court doesn't even have cigarettes, if I go back, I will decisively open a cigarette factory to ensure that I earn blood!! ”

It can be said that Lin Qi was forcibly dragged away by Zhou Zhou's back, with a black line on his face!!

This person, how does he feel that Zhou Zhou's goods are not much worse than Jiang Yuheng! It's horrible!!

Moreover, he suddenly found that he was a little embarrassed to do it!

It's also so embarrassing!

Unconsciously, Lin Qi was taken to a restaurant by Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou sat down with bright eyes, looked at the menu, kept rubbing his hands, and his saliva almost dripped down....

"Waiter, I want this, this, and this... Yeah! ”

The waiter was writing next to him while looking at Zhou Zhou with contempt!! This man is too....

Looking at his hair, it is estimated that he hasn't washed it for half a month!

That smoky big yellow tooth is so dazzling! Also, his clothes are crumpled and look at the logo, it seems that he is still a famous brand! But... How....

It doesn't feel as good as a 20-piece stall!

The main thing is that this dress is a bit big! is obviously one size bigger than Zhou Zhou.... It's not your average weirdness.

And this person feels like a living bun....

This is not a luxury hotel, just a roadside restaurant, a fat intestine, can he shout so excited? ?

The waiter was speechless!

Lin Qi smiled apologetically at the waiter: "Hehe, I'm sorry, this is a distant relative of mine, and I have a brain problem!" Don't mind, if he orders something, you'll get it...."

As soon as Lin Qi said this, Zhou Zhou was immediately unhappy, glared at Lin Qi fiercely, and scolded: "I grass, you are the soil bun, your whole family is the soil bun!" Let me tell you, I just haven't paid for the manuscript now, and I'm a millionaire!! 3 million words, 40,000 orders! Lao Tzu is richer than you!! ”

As he spoke, Zhou Zhou raised his head arrogantly.

Lin Qi covered his forehead speechlessly, and muttered to himself: "This thing, why doesn't he bother with the sentence that he has a problem with his brain..."

The waiter's eyes were weird, he swept the forest, looked at Zhou Zhou again, and then shook his head helplessly, took the menu and turned to leave...

Zhou Zhou sat on the chair with a look of anticipation, looking at the direction of the back kitchen from time to time, full of coveting!

Lin Qi's face was black: "Xingle, it's time for us to talk!" ”

Zhou Zhou nodded: "Actually, there's nothing to talk about, you can see it, I'm an author!" When I'm in heaven, I'm the author! It's just because I wrote a little bit of the above inside story, and they were caught in annoyance! I've been locked up for three hundred years! Let me tell you, in the past three hundred years, I have thought of countless routines and plots, but I have never been able to write them, and I am depressed! I don't know what crazy they smoked the other day, and let me go! Haha, then I observe the mortal world, and I feel.... The readership base in the mortal world is simply too big and so cool!! You must know that in Heavenly Court, all the readers combined, there are only 2 million people! ”

Lin Qi was not speechless, covered his forehead, and sighed: "Alas... Why are you so stunned, there are so few readers above, won't anything you write will be spread? Don't catch who you catch! The brain is really big!! ”

PS: Ahhhh I'm finally done, and my stomach hurts!! It's painful!! The Internet café is cold and biting, and I still have a stomach that hurts, it hurts.... It's so miserable for me!! Woowoowoo!! Please be comforted!!