The sunny spring always makes people's hearts ripple, and I can't help but want to try out the new "Peach Blossom Man vs. Chrysanthemum Monster", which is said to have a particularly good sense of impact.

According to the usual routine, I will be woken up by Jingshan, wash up and eat breakfast, and then start making game videos, and spend a busy and fulfilling, quite good day, but Jingshan, a big idiot, actually pulled me to watch cartoons!

It's stupid!

Since the birth of his daughter, he has become a fan of cartoons, and he is addicted to cartoons with his daughter all day long, and he has to pull me to watch it, just watch it, and it's not the latest cartoons, but the old antique cartoons produced I don't know how many years ago...

Martin's Morning...

I was jumping my eyelids left and right together, and I felt that something was wrong, so I desperately refused, but Jingshan, a big idiot, said that I had blepharospasm because I stayed up late playing games, and said that he went through divination, and this cartoon can make our family happier, I can't stand it, oh my God...

Do I need to remind him that the results of my divination are all inaccurate?

In the end, he hugged me and watched the cartoon...

I can't stand it...

———— diary by Lee Soon-gyu

January 1, 2025

The wind was cold, the sky was covered with goose feathers, and the earth was snow-white.

The lights are bright in the big mansion in Jingshan, far away from the city, and countless Minions are hiding in the dark to stand guard and be on duty, ready to deal with the unexpected.

Although the surroundings seemed peaceful, not like an accident would happen, the Minions were all ready and did not let up in the slightest.

Ever since their third master summoned that thing with summoning, every day in the house has been quite exciting.

On the third floor, in the luxurious spacious bedroom, on the huge bed, Sunny was the only one, and the alarm clock on the bedside table walked second by second, "click", until half past seven.

"I'm going to destroy the world!"

Jingshan's voice sounded suddenly, as if he was squeezing his throat to speak, yin and yang weird.

Sunny was startled and woke up instantly, reaching out and pressing the alarm clock.

There is a red mask on the alarm clock, and after Sunny turns the alarm clock, he takes the mask to his eyes and finds that it is Spider-Man's mask.

"So I'm Spider-Man today?"

Sunny muttered, looked down, and found that he was indeed wearing a red Spider-Man bodysuit, which was not only close-fitting, but also very elastic.

It's worth mentioning that with Sunny's extraordinary altitude, the visual impact after wearing the tights is quite ...

Sunny sighed and got out of bed with his mask.

She has become accustomed to passively cosplaying every morning when she wakes up.

The second floor is the playground, the middle of the open space, surrounded by the layout of the room, each room has entertainment facilities, KTV, home theater, game room, computer room and the like, in short, a lot of fun, the middle of the open space, that is, sunny down the stairs to the place, is full of Jingshan handmade wooden toys, puppets, robots, dinosaurs and the like.

In the middle, there is a large puzzle, the kind of three thousand, which has been completed about one-tenth of the time, a chubby little girl is lying on the puzzle, playing carefully and carefully, the little girl is really cute, her eyes are big and watery, and she has a double ponytail.

She is the daughter of Sunny and Jingshan, and she is two years old.

Jingshan planned to call her Luo Shunxin, but Sunny felt that it was too earthy, so he resolutely resisted, and the name written in the household registration book was Luo Moumou, and until now, Jingshan has not come up with any nice names.

The daily life of naming and abandoning...

But there is still a nickname, and the whole family tells her to be careful.

I don't know if it's because my parents are not normal people, the IQ development of the heart is obviously different from ordinary people, and I can already understand adults at the age of three months, and I have learned Chinese and Korean when I speak at the age of one.

This hurt Sunny a lot, she still doesn't speak Chinese very well, and whenever they all speak in Chinese, she feels isolated.

Sunny walked down the second floor and found that the house was quiet, and when he looked down the first floor, he didn't find any sign of anyone else, so he turned his head and asked his daughter, "Be careful~ Where is Daddy?"

Cautious turned around, only then did she find Sunny, and said in a milky voice, "Good afternoon, Mommy." ”

Sunny was suddenly embarrassed, she had always been the last to wake up in the house, and the seven and a half on the alarm clock was actually half past eleven.

Xinxin noticed Sunny's embarrassment, and a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes, and then continued: "Dad went out in a green armor and a flying skateboard, saying that he was going to destroy the world, Yuna's mother went out in a green tank top and jeans, saying that she was going to rob a bank, and Taeyeon's mother was wearing the same tights as you, but it was black, and she didn't say what she was going to do, she just dismantled the puzzle that I did halfway through, and I fought for another two hours before you got up." ”

Two hours...

Is it true that the world will not be pierced through a hole?

"I'll go first, you can have fun at home!" Sunny felt a piece of ice slip into his stomach, and he was not feeling good from the inside to the outside, and turned around to go downstairs.

Careful heart made up again: "Mom, you're fat again, and you don't look as good as Taeyeon's mother in tights." ”

Sunny stumbled and almost rolled down the stairs, but she didn't bother to settle accounts with her care, went downstairs, grabbed a piece of bread from the table, and went out.

"Really, you don't know what you're busy with all day, can't you just play a puzzle properly?"

Carefully old-fashioned sighing, she continued to play with the puzzle, and after talking to Sunny for a short while, she was dedicated to two things, and pasted dozens of pieces...

———— the contempt of the careful king————

“speed！speed！”

As soon as Sunny went out, a Minion rushed to Sunny with a bunch of photos and screaming, and Sunny took the photos and looked at them, and was immediately shocked.

The Namsan Tower was blown into ruins, and a green figure floated in the sky.

The cash cart was squeezed into twists, and banknotes and sand flew all over the sky.

Outside the bustling subway station, hundreds of people were hung in the sky by black silk threads!

"It's over!"

Sunny threw away the photo, summoned any door, stepped in, and instantly arrived near the Namsan Tower, then closed the door, ran wildly, jumped forward, and catapulted between the tall buildings.

"Spider bounce is there, spider silk should be too!"

Sunny stretched his wrist forward, and sure enough, a bunch of spider silk squirted out from his wrist!

Sunny used a spider silk as a bowstring, glued it between the two buildings, made a slingshot, and then lay himself on the bowstring as a bullet, shot another spider silk from his wrist and stuck to the ground, and then pulled hard, his body pressed the bowstring to the ground, and when the bowstring was charged to the limit, he released the spider silk in his hand.

"Collapse!"

Sunny suddenly rushed like a cannonball to the high Namsan Tower!

At the same time, over the Namsan Tower.

Jing Shan, who was wrapped in Green Goblin armor, stepped on a skateboard and flew into the sky, laughing evilly and happily throwing Green Goblin bombs down.

"Scream, run away, you stupid humans are about to be sacrificed to witness the birth of my Green Goblin!"

Although it was said arrogantly and cruelly, in fact, the people on the Nanshan Tower had already been transferred, and Jingshan just spoke happily to the ruins.

When he was proud, a spider silk stuck to the skateboard at the foot of Jingshan.

Spider-Man has more than 30 tons of strength, how to escape from the Green Goblin skateboard?

Jingshan only felt that his feet were empty, and the whole person immediately fell rapidly, and the poor Green Goblin skateboard was thrown by Sunny and smashed to the ground.

"Boom!"

Jing Shan plunged into the ruins he had made by himself, and it took him a long time to get up, shake off the dust on his body, and say in a demonic manner: "Spider-Man! I knew that I would fight you sooner or later!"

However, there was no one in sight.

Jing Shan was stunned for a moment, turned around, and saw a curvy Spider-Man tilting his head to look at him.

Jingshan immediately entered the evil madness mode again, pointed at Sunny and said, "I thought you had become a shrunken turtle and didn't dare to come." ”

Sunny said helplessly, "There's so much nonsense, are you still fighting?"

"Ahh

Sunny immediately struck out, spewing out a large amount of spider silk, restraining Jingshan Tuantuan, who had just stood up, and then rushed forward and punched and kicked mercilessly, until all the armor was broken and deformed, and then peeled off.

Jing Shan's crazy eyes lost concentration instantly, and then gradually regained his vitality, looking at Sunny as if he had just woken up from a dream, looking at the tights on her body, and asked speechlessly, "Is it Spider-Man today?"

Sunny nodded helplessly, then said, "You can figure out how to fix this place yourself, I still have to go to Yoona and Taeyeon." ”

Jing Shan turned his head to look around, and suddenly felt that his eggs hurt incomparably, and then looked up to the sky and sighed: "My God..."

When he lowered his head again, Sunny was gone.

The sword qi came out of his body, chopping the spider silk to pieces, Jingshan moved his hands and feet, and began the road of building the tower hard.

On the other side, the sandstorm roared, rolling a large pile of banknotes and flying into the distance, until it flew to a place where no one was around, and then it subsided, and the banknotes gathered into a pile and packed in a sandbox, and the sand gradually gathered, revealing Yun'er's appearance.

Yun'er lifted the sandbox and hurriedly walked up, muttering anxiously: "My daughter! Dad is here to take you to treatment, Dad is rich!"

As she walked, Yuna suddenly stopped, and said to herself with a puzzled face, "Which hospital is my daughter in?"

He looked down at his little hill and said, "I'm obviously a woman, why do I call myself Dad?"

He lifted the sandbox again and said, "I can't spend my savings at all, why should I rob the bank?"

"Oh! no!"

Yuna threw down the box and covered her head a little broken: "When did I have a daughter?

Sunny, who had just arrived, stood behind Yuna with black lines on her face...