"Cultivators are fart!"

"Let your magic power be vast, let your magic be invincible, I will only smash your face with one punch, hit a peach blossom, and then ask you, does it hurt?"

"Of course, this is just my ...... at the moment"

The illusion is crossed out and changed to the ideal.

"I can't do those great monks now, I'm almost. ”

"But I'm a man with dreams!"

"What's wrong with the martial artist? Is the husband qualified to call himself a scholar, a master, a husband...... Which one isn't awesome?"

The husband crossed it out, this doesn't seem to be very awesome.

When the master was a master, he was very majestic in the academy, and everyone admired him, and when he returned home as a husband, he was still scolded by his wife, his wife looked so beautiful, but she was also really fierce!

"I just want to say, why do you look down on Takeo?"

"I deal with those rookies in the cultivation academy next door every day, and I have to make a handprint and recite a spell when I put a spell, and I can't hold back a fart for a long time, so I'm not my opponent at all!"

"Except for Qian Qianxue. ”

"She's not only good-looking, but also very powerful! I'm going to marry a woman like her in the future, and it's best to be her, after all, she is familiar. ”

"The master in the academy is very good, he didn't look down on me, when I squatted under their windows to listen to the lecture before, he was still very kind and asked me to go in to listen to the lecture, I said I didn't have any money to give, he said he didn't want money!"

"But I don't agree with what he said, he said that martial artists can become heroes, great heroes, for the country and the people!"

"The words are very good, and it makes people's blood boil, but I have seen those heroes with status and status, and I can't see the slightest chivalrous spirit in private, but a belly of male thieves and female prostitutes, always discussing with a lewd face where to go for prostitution. ”

"It's scum!"

"So I don't know if there are real heroes in this world?"

"It's also possible that the ones I've seen aren't real heroes, but they're all so famous!"

"But I still have to thank the master, he taught me to read and write, otherwise I wouldn't be able to read those martial arts cheats, let alone learn to refine the body. ”

"He also educated me from a naughty child to a good boy who is civilized and polite!"

"Although he said that the future of martial arts is bleak, he still comforted me that martial arts can be sanctified in the flesh, which is a bit far away, but I think I can!"

"So the master is a good person, if I am great in the future, I will find his wife and my sister to reason well, such a good person, why do you scold him every day for not being diligent and not distinguishing between the four bodies and the five grains?"

Song Yue put down his pen, and looked out the window with a little melancholy on his handsome face.

Although the pattern in my heart is very big and my ideals are very full, the reality is always so cold and cruel that it is disappointing.

He actually wanted to practice as well.

Although they often beat and cried the rookies of the cultivation academy next door, it was also because they were always dragging like something, as if they could practice so much that they would become immortals in the future.

Damn, it's really amazing!

He has no spiritual roots.

The academy doesn't want him.

He wants to scold his mother, why the hell is Linggen?

Have a root in your belly?

Can a towering tree grow out of your head?

The master said that the Tao is wonderful, and it may not be that only cultivation can lead to enlightenment, and the king of the stove who burns the fire has also become a god?

Nine Heavens East Kitchen Division Stove Wangfu Jun!

Listen, what a cow!

The name is long is a dick, and in the future, I want to be the Great Sage of the Martial Arts of the Three Realms, the Four Seas, and the Eight Desolations of the Universe!

The Master said that if a person is too obsessed, it will be difficult for him to become enlightened.

But his obsession is quite deep, so he wants to enter the Tao with martial arts and become the legendary power of sanctification in the flesh.

In this way, you can keep pressing the group of cubs next door.

If you can also press Qian Xue, it will be even better!

How do you press it?

Song Yue thought of Qian Qianxue's two straight long legs, as well as the face that could be blown and broken without dead ends, it was so beautiful!

It's a very heartwarming feeling.

It's a pity that she is too arrogant, like a white swan, always lonely.

Ay!

Forget it, tired.

Where is there no grass at the end of the world?

I am destined to be a sanctified person in the future!

The Great Sage of the Three Realms, the Four Seas, and the Eight Desolations of the Universe is my name!

Song Yue closed the diary and carefully locked it in a drawer, although he lived alone in this house, he still didn't want the diary to be discovered.

Because someone said that serious people don't keep a diary.

Am I not serious?

Maybe a little...... After all, I always want to press Qianxue.

Throwing away the messy thoughts in his mind, Song Yue walked out of the door, came to the courtyard, grabbed two hundred-kilogram stone locks, and started a day's training.

It's not cultivation, and martial arts are not worthy.

The bunch of rabbits and rookies next door said it.

Before, he saw people cultivating, saying that he was also cultivating, but he was ridiculed by the group, and since then, he doesn't talk about cultivation, only about training and exercising, but after that, when he went to the next door to find fault, he started a little harder.

It can make the goddess frown, the rookie frustrated, and move his muscles, it's great!

Every time I cry a few times, I feel refreshed and swept away the fatigue of training all day.

Song Yue was walking on the horse, his arms stretched out, and each hand was holding a hundred-kilogram stone lock, Qingxiu's face was a little red, but fortunately, he could now hold on motionless for ten minutes!

If outsiders see it, they will definitely be amazed, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy has such magical powers?

The small courtyard is very quiet, with tall trees planted in the yard the size of an acre of land, and a huge canopy covers the earth.

He didn't quite know what kind of breed it was, but it was said to be very valuable, and each tree was more than three hundred years old!

There is also a rockery pond, in which a group of five-colored koi fish are raised, and when he is fine, he often teases him with food.

Koi is very good, beautiful and not cold, they all like to surround him!

Such a single-family house, although not in the city center, is not a suburb, and the price is very expensive, which may be the goal of wealth freedom in the minds of countless people.

Song Yue definitely didn't have this money, he was very poor.

This was bought by his parents at the expense of a huge amount of money.

I heard that it cost a few thousand.

The original owner was a big monk in the cultivation academy next door, who was poached by the capital in his early years and never came back, so he reluctantly sold here.

When his parents bought this place, they originally planned to send him to the cultivation academy, otherwise they would not have traveled all the way to Hangzhou to buy a house.

As a result, after several tests, he was the bottom one, and the teacher who swore that he was born with divine power would definitely be able to become a force cultivator tried his best but couldn't leave him behind.

He didn't hate that teacher, but he and Liang Zi of the Cultivation Academy had formed a relationship since then.

Song Yue felt that he might be born to clash with cultivators!

It is not suitable to follow the path of spiritual practice.

His parents had planned to sell the house and take him home, but he was not reconciled, even though he was only seven or eight years old at the time.

In the end, his parents respected his wishes, left a nanny to take care of him, and let him go.

Sounds a little weird, there are still such parents in the world?

But as the saying goes, reality is always more bizarre than drama.

His family composition is very simple, a family of five who love each other, parents, brothers and sisters and him.

Elder sister Song Yu works in her mother's company, and her brother Song Chao follows her father to develop in a company on another planet.

Song Yu is a super scholar, he has never taken the second place since he was a child, he seems to be a good cultivator, but he has never shown off in front of Song Yue, and he knows how to take care of his self-esteem.

Sister is very good!

Unlike my brother, my brother is a jerk.

He was a very powerful monk, and he always cleaned him up when he was a child, so he was not so close to his brother since he was a child.

I've always fantasized that one day I can press my brother to the ground and rub it!

Probably because there is a bit of an age difference, there is no common language.

He had a conflict with a cultivator, and it should have started when his brother teased him since he was a child!

Song Yue has not been a child who loves to learn since he was a child, and he is a bit conservative to describe it as stubborn, anyway, as long as he is at home, he will definitely be upside down.

As a last resort, he could only send him to learn martial arts to vent his excess energy.

Later, because of his innate divine power, he was discovered by the teacher of the cultivation academy and brought here.

Ten years have passed in a flash, and the once naughty boy has grown into a handsome young man with a good demeanor, following the world-famous master, he is barely a supernumerary disciple, and the cultural class has not been left behind.

As for martial arts, they are also constantly improving in hard training.

He never went to the test, he always felt that those martial arts tests were like a joke, and he was afraid that he would lose money if he broke other people's instruments after he went.

Since he was a child, he has developed a good habit of being diligent and thrifty, and he doesn't give money to listen to his master's classes!

Ten minutes passed, Song Yue's fair face turned a little red, and he was about to reach a critical point.

But he still wants to hold on a little longer, nothing else matters, but he is serious about practicing martial arts!

From the first 20 kilograms to the current 100 kilograms, he has been in this state, constantly breaking through his own potential.

It's a pity that the top ingredients are too expensive, even a family like him can't afford it, and he is diligent and thrifty and hates to spend a penny in half, which has nothing to do with it.

Poor and rich, it's really not good to have no money.

One of the things that Song Yue wanted to do most was when he could follow those adventure groups to find top-quality ingredients.

That way, his strength will improve even faster!

Although the master does not practice martial arts, he is very knowledgeable, and once told him that if he can get the real top-quality ingredients, his current strength can at least double!

My sister would occasionally send some, but the number was too scarce for him to be a drop in the bucket.

The elder brother is too far away, and only when he comes back during the Chinese New Year, he will bring him some good things, but he often laughs at him for having no future in martial arts, and tells him to study business management and take over the family's business in the future.

Bah!

I don't!

At twelve minutes, sweat flowed down Song Yue's thick hair.

His arms trembled slightly.

I can't hold on anymore.

He gritted his teeth and wanted to hold on for another three minutes.

Real man, you have to last!

Ding dong!

The doorbell rang suddenly.

Song Yue finally couldn't support it, and as soon as he let go of his hand, two hundred-kilogram stone locks slammed into the ground, making a dull sound.

Moved his arms twice, walked through the shade of the trees, frowned to the door, and froze when he opened the door.

A beautiful face appeared in front of him.

"Oh, rare guest! Qianxue, why are you here?

Song Yue suddenly didn't feel tired!

Qian Qianxue came to the door, this is the first time in the world!

My current image ...... Isn't it a little less perfect?

Song Yue was a little apprehensive in his heart.

Although I know that I am handsome, I see the goddess with a stinky sweat...... Somewhat embarrassed.

Qian Qianxue, who is more than 70 meters tall, stood in front of him, jeans and sneakers, two ecstatic long legs, convex where it should be convex, and where it should be warped, her delicate and beautiful face was not powdered, giving people an incomparably fresh breath of life.

Just one word: beauty!

She looked at Song Yue expressionlessly: "Come with me." ”

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