"Don't resist, listen to me quietly, or I'll strip you naked!"

Mai Xiaoyu's threat frightened Stewart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's mean, but it's the most concise and effective way to do it in this situation.

Stewart sat helplessly in Mai Xiaoyu's arms, trembling and tears welling up in his eyes.

She regretted that she shouldn't have impulsively followed a strange Oriental to such a remote place after the wee hours of the morning in order to learn spacewalking.

Why not even a passerby!

"I'm not going to hurt your dead bunny. Don't you want to be famous, I can make you a top actress in Hollywood, but you need to promise me two conditions. ”

"Woo woo woo ......"

Stewart shook her head vigorously, with her knowledge of the Hollywood entertainment industry, she had already guessed Mai Xiaoyu's conditions.

"Don't be in a hurry to refuse, let me introduce myself first. My name is Mai Xiaoyu and I run a film and television company in Huaxia. Well, I'm the boss of the Chopsticks Brothers, I wrote the lyrics and composed "Billiejean", and I created the Space Walk. ”

"Woo woo woo ......" Stewart continued to struggle, obviously not believing Mai Xiaoyu's words.

"I didn't lie to you, otherwise you think that the space step is so easy to learn, and any imitator can surpass the original? Let me tell you, Huang Bo and Deng Chao's space steps were all taught by me!"

"Woo ......"

Feeling that Stewart's struggle weakened, Mai Xiaoyu continued: "You don't have to be afraid that I will hurt you. If I wanted to do that, I had the opportunity just now, so why should I turn back because you cried, and why would I tell you so much?"

"Woo......"

"I'll let go of you now, if you want to leave, I promise not to stop you, but don't shout, okay?"

Stewart nodded vigorously, and when Mai Xiaoyu let go of her hands, she jumped up and ran away.

Mai Xiaoyu didn't move, sat at the base of the wall and lit a cigarette again.

Before he finished his cigarette, Stewart returned.

"Have you thought about it?" asked Mai Xiaoyu without raising his head.

Stewart was noncommittal, and squatted down a meter away from Mai Xiaoyu: "Are you lying to me?"

"Sitting next to me, I'm not used to talking to people from so far away. ”

Stewart hesitated for a while, and sat timidly next to Mai Xiaoyu, his face full of vigilance.

"Dead Bunny, if I wanted to xx you, I wouldn't have let you run just now. ”

"It's Stewart!"

"That name is too tongue-twisting, or Dead Bunny shouts smoothly. ”

Stuartu was helpless: "You haven't answered my question yet, did you lie to me just now?"

"Brother Chopsticks is more famous than you in the United States, right?" Mai Xiaoyu asked rhetorically.

"They're singers, I'm actors. ”

"They are singers and actors, and they have also filmed film and television dramas. Also, singers can become popular with songs, and all you need is a movie. ”

"You're from the East. ”

"Art knows no borders. ”

Stewart: "...... What are your conditions?"

The first one is simple. Whatever Stewart does, Bart Frundrich, the director of "The Little Ghost and the Thief," must be invited to Mbiwa's bar tomorrow night.

"Why?"

"You don't need to know, just do what I say. ”

Mak is not expecting to impress Bart Frenrich tomorrow night, who is only showing up to increase his chances of winning. If you catch this fish, you can catch it, but if you can't catch it, there should be other fish.

The second one is simpler. 10,000 yuan, it's a dollar, not a Chinese dollar!

Stewart was a little confused, and the two conditions were very different from what she had imagined.

Xiao Brain pondered for a while, and asked uncertainly: "Your real purpose is not to cheat me out of 10,000 US dollars, right?"

"Ten thousand dollars is also called money!" Mai Xiaoyu threw her a business card, "This is my business card, the boss of cute film and television, my net worth will scare you to death when I say it!"

"I don't know if it's a ghost drawing on it. ”

Mai Xiaoyu tapped lightly on her head: "This is the Chinese character Dead Rabbit, not a ghost drawing." That's why it's so important to master a foreign language, especially if you want to be a big star. ”

"It's Stewart, I can agree to your terms, but how do you guarantee your promise?"

How simple it is, write a "Twilight" series of novels, wait a few years for Stuart to be a little older, and the novel is also a bestseller, just in time for a movie adaptation, and then starring Stuart......

Mai Xiaoyu said lightly, and Stewart was dumbfounded.

Am I crazy or is he crazy?

"Don't you believe it, Dead Bunny?"

Believe?

Stewart didn't even bother to correct his name, and didn't want to bother with Mai Xiaoyu anymore.

"Tomorrow night you come to the bar, and I'll show you my novel. ”

"You've already started writing?"

"Not yet, starting tonight. If you add it tomorrow during the day, you'll already be able to write one-fifth. ”

Stewart: "......"

"Dead Bunny, I understand your suspicions, but this is an opportunity for you, why not gamble on it? At most, I will allow you to read the novel tomorrow night and then decide whether to pay or not, so that you will not lose anything, how about it?"

"It's Stewart. ”

In the end, Stewart was moved by Mai Xiaoyu's words, agreed to his conditions, put away Mai Xiaoyu's business card, sorted out his clothes and hair, and made sure that he would not lose his manners, so he left.

At one o'clock in the morning, on the way back to the hotel, the pedestrians along the way became scarce, but a shadow kept following her, far behind.

A few times when he turned around and saw the black shadow, seeing that he was about to arrive at the hotel, Stewart couldn't bear it, walked over quickly and asked, "Don't hide, I have already seen you!"

"There is something to say. In the shadows, Mai Xiaoyu said impatiently.

"Why do you keep following me?"

"I'll take you back to the hotel. ”

"Is this how you Orientals send people back to the hotel?"

"Do you want me to accompany you back to the hotel? You're not afraid of being photographed by reporters, I'm afraid, I'm a serious person!"

In one word!

Stewart finally understood the purpose of Mai Xiaoyu's actions: he didn't worry about returning to the hotel so late alone, and he was worried that the reporter would cause trouble and trouble to him, so he followed behind and escorted him all the way.

She looked at Mai Xiaoyu in the shadows with complicated eyes: "The hotel I live in is in front, you can go back." Thank you, weird Oriental. ”

……

The next day, there was no news report in the media that "imitation is more than original", but the news was circulating in private, and many people heard that an unknown imitator performed a space walk at a bar in Mbiwa, surpassing the original Chopsticks Brothers.

Really?

Someone is not interested, someone is interested.

When they heard that the imitator would be performing at the bar in Mbiwa tonight, some interested people added a plan to the bar to their itinerary for the evening......

ps: I recommend a book from a good friend, "The Big Star Is Me". This is an entertainment article written by an old driver of a super pit, there are a lot of pits, but the song list in it is very good. Some of the songs are very good, I like entertainment texts, and book friends with high anti-toxicity can go and take a look. (To be continued.) )