Chapter 22 He Xiaoliang
"No, it's so well-behaved, it won't be like this!" Min Xue's palm stroked the black cat's head, and the little guy was lying in Min Xue's arms enjoying it and snoring.
Since you have decided to adopt this guy, the first thing you have to do is, of course, go to the hospital for a check-up, kill fleas, deworm, and take a bath, which are all essential links.
The two took the guy to a nearby pet store.
"Your cat is weird, it doesn't have fleas, and it's healthy." The female doctor in the pet store looked at the little guy who was obediently squatting on the table, "Did you really pick it up?" ”
"Yes." He Qin nodded, looking at the little guy who was quietly letting others take a bath, "Hey, don't you really know Zheng Heitan?" ”
Hearing He Qin's voice, the little guy who was enjoying the massage of the female staff opened his eyes and looked at it, "Meow." ”
"Mr. He, who is Zheng Heitan?"
"It's a black cat too, male."
The girl smiled, "You're just a girl!" ”
"Girl, then you can't call it black charcoal!" He Qin sighed in disappointment, and said regretfully, he was going to name this cat Black Carbon.
"What's your name, it's ugly!" Min Xue frowned and glared at He Qin.
"It's not hard to hear, black charcoal, black charcoal, it's good."
"Okay, your brother is a big-headed ghost, you see it's so well-behaved, it's still a girl, it's best to call it a little girl." Min Xue's maternal love spread, and she was extremely dissatisfied with He Qin, so she didn't let him press the name Black Tan on the black cat's head, and determined the name of the little guy by herself, "It's called Xiao Ling, He Xiao Ling, listen to me." ”
"Okay, listen to you."
Leaving the pet hospital, the little guy's body was washed fragrantly, lazily lying in Min Xue's arms, He Qin had an extra cat litter box in his hand, and cat litter and cat food in the other hand.
Looking at He Xiaoling, He Qin had a weird feeling of being a father in his heart, shook his head, He Qin threw out this weird idea, and was conquered by you like this, and became a cat slave like this.
When He Qin and the three of them appeared at the pork ribs rice restaurant, no one thought that he was Min Xue's girlfriend, only that he was a coolie that Min Xue was looking for, and Min Xue put his mind on the little guy the whole time, which made He Qin jealous.
Back at school, under Min Xue's dormitory, after the dormitory aunt sternly refused, Min Xue could only bring the cat litter and cat food first, and then come down to pick up He Xiaoling, "Little girl, say goodbye to Dad." ”
Dad, I really like to be a father, He Qin turned around and wanted to leave, "Meow." But his shoulders sank, and the little guy jumped out of Min Xue's arms and stood on He Qin's shoulder.
"Meow." Affectionately rubbed He Qin's head with his head, and He Xiao looked at him cutely.
"What do you mean, you want to come with me?" He Qin looked at the little guy, and then looked at Min Xue, "Girl, is it what it thinks?" ”
Looking at the little guy squatting on He Qin's shoulder, Min Xue pouted and snorted, "Stinky little girl, you actually like He Qin, don't be with me, pervert." ”
Girl, you have gone astray, the problem now is that this guy's IQ is problematic, it won't really live in a person's soul, He Qin looked at its eyes, normal, but his heart was weak.
"You take good care of her for me, if you lose a hair, I'll kill you." Min Xue took down the cat food and litter box, and looked at He Qin through gritted teeth.
One less hair, it's a cat, how can it not lose hair, He Qin wanted to refute, but in the face of a murderous woman, silence was the best choice.
"It's so good to follow your mother, you have to follow me!" He Qin glanced at the little guy, thinking about how to explain to the three animals when he went back.
"Meow." Jumping off He Qin's shoulder, the little guy screamed obediently and followed him with small steps.
"Third child, you're back, so polite, and brought something back, we've already eaten......" Han Yongwei looked at He Qin, who came in with something, but the words behind him were held in his mouth, and he looked at He Xiaoliang in the back, "This is a cat...... This is cat food...... It's cat litter ......"
He Qin looked at the obedient squatting on the windowsill and looking at the little guy outside, sighed helplessly, and slowly said the experience of going out this time, "That's the way it is." ”
"So that means that this cat, no, the little boy is going to live in our dormitory?" Jiang Xu looked at He Qin in confusion, what is the situation, go out and turn around a cat, no, I was caught by a cat.
"Can you understand what I say?" Running in front of the little guy, Jiang Xu looked at those eyes.
"Fourth, you're stupid, how can it understand you!" Han Yongwei smiled and sneered, "It can understand you, I'm just a fool." ”
"Understood, meow." Jiang Xu didn't care about him, and said to himself.
"Meow." He Xiaoliang raised his head, glanced at Han Yongwei, then at He Qin, and finally at Jiang Xu, and called softly.
Confused, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past, Han Yongwei looked at He Xiaoliang, and then turned his gaze with difficulty, "Am I a fool?" ”
"Meow." He Xiaoliang screamed again, as if answering him.
"Haha, boss, stupid, did you hear that?" Jiang Xu rolled in place holding his stomach.
"He Xiaoliang, come here." He Qin didn't care about these neuropathies, and shouted at He Xiaoliang.
He Xiaoliang jumped off the windowsill, bypassed Jiang Xu, and obediently jumped onto He Qin's lap, "Meow." ”
"Haha...... Boss, do you see, it understands, it understands, you idiot. Jiang Xu was still laughing.
"He Qin, this cat you picked up is a little different!" Guan Zhengwei looked at He Xiaoliang and patted He Qin's shoulder, "Too smart, smarter than all the animals I've ever seen." "Guan Zhengwei has seen a lot of intelligent animals, such as an orangutan who can count and a dancing puppy, but this is the first time he has seen a cat that understands human speech.
He Qin also felt this way, so he called He Xiaoliang over, "In the future, I will honestly pretend to be stupid outside, do you hear?" ”
He Xiaobian tilted his head and looked at He Qin for a long time, and then softly called "Meow......" and then rolled on He Qin's lap.
"Yes, it turned out to be a coincidence, when I didn't say it!" Looking at He Xiaoliang's performance, Guan Zhengwei patted his forehead, which turned out to be an illusion.
Han Yongwei breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll just say, it's impossible for it to understand us, if you want me to say, it's just that it heard us talking, thinking it was shouting it, so it responded twice." ”
"He Xiaoliang, did you hear it, I heard a meow." Jiang Xu ran over without giving up and poked He Xiaolian's head.
This time, He Xiaoliang didn't meow again, and grabbed Jiang Xu's front paws with his two front paws, "Yes, it turns out that it's also an ordinary cat!" Looking at the fingers that were grabbed by He Xiaoyan's two paws, Jiang Xu suddenly felt that he was stupid, cat, how could a cat with a head the size of a fist all the time understand what people were saying, this is not a sci-fi blockbuster.