Chapter Seventy-One: The Ghost King
The Four Great Ghost Monarchs, literally, seem to be the supreme place that governs ghosts in all directions. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Under the fame, it is actually difficult to deserve.
Fang Qingyun feels that they are more like a part-time errand worker many times...... Beings more noble than them have been ordered to do so, and they are responsible for coordinating a group of ghosts above and below. For example, this time, an extremely suspicious person ran over and issued an inexplicable order to Aunt Xue. They had to carry out this strange order well.
However, the "inhabitants" of the four ghost towns they directly manage are willing to listen to them. These ghosts, like the ones who came to watch today, happen to be active in this wasteland, so if you scare them, you can drive them away.
The man was probably going to be wary of the big guys. And today is the Midyear Festival, according to the regulations of the Four Ghost Monarchs and the Wu Hall, ghosts can walk freely, and those bigwigs can even run to the places where people gather to hang out and play, grab the lights and find a stand-in, and the witches will not stop them.
The more Fang Qingyun thought about it, the more he felt that this was an impossible thing.
"Aunt Xue, can you tell me who that person is?" Is it really some remarkable character? Is his words really so important?
He interrupted Xue Shuang, who was contemplating.
Fang Qingyun and Fang Qinghong were originally twin ghost brothers who were practicing in Baojiashan.
It is said that they are supposed to be descendants of the royal family of a certain dynasty. However, it is clear that the royal struggle has failed. One dead and one dead.
They were really tired of the days when you fought for me, so they found a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to live in seclusion, not to harm people, not to ask about the world, not to fight with other ghosts, and not to have the heart to take revenge.
And so it went on for years. Suddenly, one day, heaven and earth sent a decree, and the two brothers inexplicably became two ghost kings, one east and one west. There are maids, there are retinues, there are subjects, there is money.
They thought that after the defeat of the year, they had no idea about power.
However, once they were given the opportunity to become kings, they realized that the desire for power in their bones would not disappear.
When they joined the company, thousands of ghosts came to the court, and the scenery was infinite for a while.
They even thought that from now on, they would be the king of ghosts.
Later, they learned that the former ghost monarch had both resigned - no one likes to be a thankless ghost monarch who has to be sprayed wildly by others.
The two ghost kings even went to live not far from their hermitage, and the two ghost kings became neighbors. Many times, when the brothers have some difficult problems, they will grit their teeth with hatred for them.
However, the previous Oni-kun has always been friendly to them. Even when they first moved over, they gave Fang Qingyun a ghost motherwort, and gave Fang Qinghong a big ghost frog that he could ride on to explore treasures.
Obviously, at that time, Fang Qingyun and Fang Qinghong didn't know that their new neighbor was the previous Ghost King.
This was also during a midnight drink, Fang Qinghong complained that the Qiu family's ghosts were too difficult, and one of the neighbors drank too much and leaked it in passing.
"Oh, you're talking about the Qiu family! Oh my God, that ghost is so retarded. Qiu Lin, the second lady of their family, took a fancy to the big demon king Yanting, lost it with someone, and ran over in the middle of the night to pick me up from the bed and look for him all over the city. To be reasonable, I can pinch her to death with my fingers, but if I do this, Old Ghost Qiu will also run around and move my fingers to pinch me to death. Oh my God, what kind of shit and ghost life I'm living here! A young lady with a broken household climbed on top of me to shit and pee, not even a dog...... Woo woo woo woo - " He was a little inarticulate, but he spoke quickly, and began to cry when he finished speaking.
The other former Eastern Ghost Monarch was dumbfounded.
Fang Qinghong didn't seem to understand what he said, and laughed stupidly. Grab the peanuts from the plate and feed them to his big frogs.
Fang Qingyun raised his glass to drink, but after hearing this, he coughed lightly and threw the Doucai cockscomb cup in his hand to the ground.
"Bang!" shattered into several pieces, and the wine spilled on the floor.
The sobbing stopped abruptly.
The four people in the room all sobered up a little.
Seeing that the owner didn't feed it, Fang Qinghong's big frog carefully popped out its tongue and quickly rolled the peanuts on the plate into its mouth. and pretended to be honest, except for the bulging cheeks that betrayed it.
It thought it hadn't been noticed.
The former Western ghost monarch was in a trance. He didn't remember what he had just said. It's all because the wine made by the lady is too delicious, he drank a few more cups of greed, and something happened.
It was still the former Oriental Ghost Monarch who sighed. She was a woman with all kinds of amorous feelings, and her face was slightly red at the moment, and she didn't know if it was because she was drunk or for other reasons, so she said to them a little embarrassedly: "Ah...... You probably guessed it. The two of us are the previous things. ”
Fang Qingyun tried his best to restrain his urge to strangle the two of them on the spot.
It's good, the two of them are relieved, and even live like a fairy couple.
Now it was the Fang brothers' turn to bring the shackles of the Ghost Monarch.
The next day, Fang Qingyun went to find Aunt Xue. Consult her on how not to be this ghost king.
Aunt Xue had a strange look on her face: "Of course this can't work." ”
Fang Qingyun's whole person was petrified.
"What the hell!! I remember that if I didn't want to do it, I could have done it!"
Aunt Xue's eyes were clearly sympathetic: "Oh, it turns out that you have seen the former ghost king! You could have resigned before, but not now. ”
"Why ??"
"You know that. It's a very annoying thing for God to find a suitable candidate for the Ghost Monarch. The last time I walked away, I walked away with a pair. Probably God is very angry, so this kind of thing will not happen again in the future. Alas, it's me, if I don't want to be a ghost now, I won't be able to do it. She said with regret. Fortunately, the days of being a ghost king have not lost their due color.
Xue Shuang enjoyed it.
“……”
"Well, you want to open a little! Actually, it's good to be a ghost king!"
“…… Isn't it just caught in the middle and getting angry everywhere!"What's there to do with the gas bag?
"Eh, some people want to be a ghost king, but they can't do it! You can do this position, which means that your luck is much better than that of ordinary ghosts!"
Fang Qingyun said gloomily: "I am willing to let someone else take my place." ”
"Don't do that!".
Fang Qingyun thought back to Aunt Xue's words of comfort before, and felt warm in his heart.
The Northern Ghost King is a very good person!
Aunt Xue sighed: "You don't have to know who he is. Anyway, you won't see a few of these people in your life. She felt that meeting these people was not necessarily a good thing.
She still preferred that she would never see these people again.