I'm not the only one wearing a melon skin hat and a little dress, oh yes!

When I saw that in addition to Xiao Shunzi standing next to Yinxiang, there was a fake guy like me, and I laughed at the moment. It's just that Xiaoyan is taller than me, and she looks better than me in men's clothes, so she can't laugh.

In fact, it is not accurate to say that Xiaowu is just Yinzhen saved face for me and himself, so he did not put the label of eunuch on his own woman. So, I happily put on a navy blue super small men's suit and followed him on the big ship of the Southern Tour.

Lao Kang, who came out of the palace, seemed to be more approachable, often heard his hearty laughter on the boat, and sometimes took the prince, Yinzhen and Yinxiang to sit on the deck and drink tea.

Xiaoyan and I stood at the stern of the boat, far away from them, lying on the wooden fence looking at the sparkling water, and the two of us whispered. I only feel that the world is very wide, ancient and modern, as long as there are relatives and lovers by my side, everywhere is home.

Xiaoyan didn't know how long it would take Yinxiang to marry her, and she couldn't hold it anymore, and she didn't look like she was talking cruelly in the kitchen that day, and there was some grief in her smiling eyes.

I held her hand and couldn't say too many words of comfort, because when the thirteenth elder brother in history married Chang Fujin, I really don't know, there is no information to check. I can only smile and persuade her, the days to come will be very long, he will return all her love, and it is good to see her often like this now, it should be regarded as a review of love.

There has never been a shadow in our topic, and I don't know what Xiaoyan thinks about polygamy, whether he will choose to turn a blind eye like me, and only hope that the two of them can cherish the rare relationship between the two worlds and hold the hand of their son well.

When the cool breeze blew, Xiaoyan grabbed the railing and stretched out her arms hard, as if to exhale all the stuffy breath in her chest, I smiled and breathed as deeply as she did, but spat out the boat.

Xiaoyan glanced at me with disgust, and whispered resentment, "A good movie will also teach bad people, a good lady, do such a disgusting thing, and if you look at it carefully, it will be a bitter woman who doesn't beat you and doesn't scold you." ”

I laughed dryly, disapprovingly, anyway, it's time for my girlfriends to chat. Men of status are also gossiping, and of course, state affairs are equivalent to family affairs, if not more important.

"By the way, it's not your brother's business now, there's a more powerful man...... You incomprehensible wooden girl, all adjusted. Taught to be a woman who knows Fengyue, tsk, this fourth master is really not an ordinary person. After Xiaoyan finished speaking, he shook his head at me, and his eyes were full of Chiguoguo's ridicule.

I leaned against the railing and propped my head in my hands, shaking my head in disapproval, "Why do I think you're envious, jealous, and hateful?" ”

Xiaoyan snorted, pestle my head and whispered, "Ghosts envy you and ghosts hate you, I call this jealousy, Chiguoguo's jealousy." Do you drop, understand? ”

I nodded in understanding and sighed in a long voice, "Oh...... Sichun, which girl is not pregnant with spring, no longer a girl's girlish feelings...... It's always a grudge, understand. It's a pity that someone is in the dark by you, it's difficult. Why don't I help you give him a leak? ”

Xiao Yan slapped his palm on the railing in a depressed manner, stomped his feet, I pretended not to see it and turned to look at the scenery on the shore, only a few leaves were still swaying in the wind on the rows of trees, and a small temple not far away faintly appeared, the old yellow was very conspicuous. With a quick turn in her mind, she put on a frivolous look, turned around and lifted her small chin with her index finger, looked at the small temple and said with a smile: "Miss, go and worship God, worship God has its own blessing." ”

Xiaoyan snorted and laughed unladylikely, pulled me away with my fingers and pulled me to the small temple, closed his palms and squinted at me and sang informally, "Pray to God, pray to God, sincerely worship the Buddha and ask for the spirit god." After singing, he squinted and added a sentence in my ear, "Please? You wait and see, how to win the joke that day, how to win Ai Yinxiang today. ”

Depend on...... I'm not afraid of pretending to be a hooligan, I'm afraid of meeting a real hooligan, at this point, I can never compare to Lin Ruoli, the perfect combination of nympho and female hooligan.

I just thought about bowing down and running away quickly, but I heard Kangxi's cough, Xun Sheng raised his eyes to look up, and saw the plainclothes emperor who was looking down.

Kangxi's face was ruddy, I don't know if he was blown by the breeze or if he was strong and healthy, and shouted at us with a cough: "Xiao Yuezi, come up to me." ”

I lowered my head and pursed the corners of my mouth in disgust, and I pulled Xiaoyan to run up and walked to the middle of the deck, and snorted a thousand children like a little eunuch, "Slave Xiao Yuezi and Xiao Yanzi give hello to Long Live Lord, Long Live Lord auspicious." ”

I couldn't see the expression but heard a few low laughs, I lowered my eyebrows and found the most familiar size among the four pairs of boots, stared intently, and silently sighed that this is the helplessness of life, and convince myself that gender discrimination is like this in this era, and I don't have to take it too seriously.

Kangxi's voice floated over his head with laughter, "Get up, who was singing just now?" ”

I hung my head and clutched the hem of my robe, gritting my teeth, and secretly hating myself for being too careless. Xiaoyan took a step forward and knelt on the ground, I hurriedly knelt beside her, and when I spoke, it was two female voices, who spoke amazingly consistently, it was really servile to the home, "Long live the words, it's a slave...... Cai, disturbed the holy drive of the Long Live Lord, and asked the Long Live Lord to punish him. ”

"Yo, what you say and what you sing together. Since you are willing to receive the punishment...... Lao Kang said and stood up, paced to our side, turned to the shore and stood firm, and laughed in a low voice: "The mountains and rivers are beautiful, this is to the Shandong border." Since you two like to sing, get up first, and then sing according to the occasion, and then spare you. ”

Xiaoyan and I looked at each other, and a few glances were exchanged, and a thousand words had passed. It's just that...... If this paragraph is sung, the secret of filial piety will not be kept, but it is secretly in line with her wishes, and she will scare Yinxiang to death and then hurry up. I couldn't help rubbing my heart, I was afraid that if Yinxiang knew, my life would be difficult.

"Let's get started." Kangxi sat back in his chair and watched us speak.

We should stand up, only to find that it was too late for us to worry, in addition to Kangxi, the prince was also smiling, Yinzhen's usual face was expressionless, but the corners of his mouth were slightly pursed. But Yinxiang's face had changed, and disbelief flashed in his eyes when he looked at Xiaoyan, but in front of Kangxi, the fist on the side of his leg clenched a few times and endured it.

I'm afraid he heard the prayer just now, but he can't be sure yet, so let's sing it, so that he suddenly realized.

Xiaoyan and I opened the frame and sang "Eighteen Phases" seriously, we have sung this scene many times, at school, at home, in Beijing's big and small KTV, is the two of us each time the repertoire. Liang Shanbo, who showed a smile, was even more presentable this time, because the two of us returned to the Qing Dynasty and wore "real" men's clothes.

When Xiaoyan sang earnestly "Foolish brother is obviously a man, why do you compare me to a woman", I heard Lao Kang's unkind laughter, and unhappily exposed the truth about our phoenix opera fake dragon, "The two girls are really pretending to be men, but it's a pity that this Liang Shanbo is also a woman with red makeup." ”

Yinxiang went from initial surprise to knocking on his knees and closing his eyes to listen, I have to admire his strong psychological endurance, which is very comparable. It's just that the smile on the corner of his mouth is becoming more and more obvious, which makes me and Xiaoyan feel relieved and happy.

Kangxi was stunned when he saw me and Xiaoyan stop, so he waved his hand and urged, "Go on, go on." ”

I rolled my eyes fiercely by turning around, and then pulled Xiaoyan to continue singing.

Seeing Xiaoyan clasping his hands into fists and bowing to me and singing, "Brother Xian will be a matchmaker for me, but I don't know which one the daughter is?" I smiled and looked at Yinxiang, who was still with his eyes closed, and caught a glimpse of Kangxi also looking at him with interest, so I took two steps and pointed at Yinxiang and said, "It's my little ninth sister, I don't know if your brother Liang is lovely." ”

Xiaoyan, the little who saw Kangxi, the prince and Yinzhen all looking at Yinxiang and her back and forth, stared at Yinxiang with a red face, and muttered as if asking, "Is the ninth sister similar to you?" ”

I hurriedly stood beside Yinxiang with a smile and sang back with my hand, "That product looks better than my Yingtai." ”

In Kangxi's laughter, Yinxiang opened his eyes and looked at me and Xiaoyan suspiciously, and watched her answer shyly to the ground, "Thank you so much for coming to Yucheng." ”

I smiled and stepped behind Yinxiang, pointed to the filial piety that had not yet risen, and hummed and chirped, "Thirteenth brother, you will carry the sedan chair early." ”

Lao Kang looked at Yinxiang, who was slightly stunned, and then looked at the filial piety who was standing up straight and blushing, and asked with a smile: "Old Thirteen, your fourth sister-in-law is urging you to marry a daughter-in-law, are you still delaying this big wedding?" ”

Yinxiang lifted his robe, stood up, knelt down on Kangxi's knees, and replied in a low voice: "The son, but the emperor Ama is the master." ”

Kangxi nodded with satisfaction, raised her eyes and swept her filial piety, she immediately knelt beside Yinxiang, pretending to bow her head obediently. I clenched my hands tightly behind my back, and when my palms were wet with sweat, I heard Kangxi speak: "Next year, the two of you will have a big wedding, which one will come back and tell me that he wants to postpone it, and come directly to see me with his head." ”

Seeing Yinxiang and Xiaoyan kowtow together to thank him, Yinzhen raised his eyebrows and showed a smile, and I exhaled a long breath.

~~~

Passing through Dezhou, Kangxi gave an order, the boat docked on the shore, and the group entered the city with the enthusiastic plainclothes emperor.

Looking at Yinzhen curiously, he shook his head and said that he didn't know, so I silently followed him and followed everyone to a private house. There is a plaque hanging on the door "Shanjiang Book House", it turns out that there is Kangxi's enlightenment master surnamed Tian Mingwen, and the emperor made a special trip to visit the door with the old love.

The house looks quite simple, and it is very poor and painstakingly learned. The old gentleman followed behind Kangxi with the help of the scholar on crutches, his face was not bad when he was nearly seventy, even if the wrinkles crawled all over his face, he still looked polite, but he was a little restrained.

The room and board were left at the old gentleman's house, and Lao Kang tasted the famous Texas grilled chicken here for the first time, holding a wine glass and drinking with the old gentleman, pointing to the famous Wo Feng on the plate, and happily praised, "It's really a wonder in Shenzhou." ”

I stood behind Yinzhen and carefully held back my laughter, learning from Li Dequan's appearance, serving carefully, and distinguishing how the grilled chicken at this time was different from what I ate in modern times. It seems to be more genuine, the real umami is overflowing, and the room is full of fragrance, no wonder Lao Kang wants to boast, but unfortunately I don't have a taste of it.

Emperor Kangxi, who was happy with Long Yan, cleaned his hands, and called Li Dequan to prepare the four treasures of the next room, and wrote a plaque "Hanlutang" to give to the former teacher with a personal letter from Xingtou Yupen. Mr. Tian took it with trembling hands, and there were old tears on his face.

This is the class of Chiguoguo, if it is placed in modern society, how can it be so.

After the banquet was dispersed, I followed Yinzhen back to the room, I was so tired that I couldn't eat anything, and when Gao Wuyong fetched water, I helped him clean his face, hands and feet, and then fell on the bed. When I saw Zhou Gong, I complained to him that slaves were really not human work, and Zhou Gong shook his head and smiled and persuaded me to go home.

When I woke up with a smile from Zhou Gong, I smelled a familiar fragrance, Yinzhen handed over a complete Texas grilled chicken, and urged me to taste it with a smile. I lay down on his chest and asked, "Where did you find it in the middle of the night?" Don't be Gao Wuyong to rob the store. ”

Yin Zhen didn't speak, just leaned on the head of the bed and watched me eat, and Xiao Gao's soft call came from outside the door, so he frowned and flashed out of the door. It took nearly half an hour to return, with a depressing news - the prince was sick.

His illness frightened my keen sense of smell and taste, and awakened my sleeping memory. Things are always coming, and I knew it so well that I couldn't dodge it.