"Let go of that Bodhisattva!"

"Let go of that monk!"

The two voices sounded almost at the same time, but it was the fat girl brought by Guanyin and Li Simin together. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Tang Sanzang put Guanyin on the ground, and the latter reluctantly took two steps back and muttered to himself: "You are handsome, you have a good figure, and the most important thing is that you are bald!"

The mushroom-headed fat girl fell to Guanyin's side, and the nine-ring tin staff in her hand slammed into the ground, and several cracks appeared on the ground of the square stone, and she looked at Tang Sanzang and Li Simin angrily and shouted: "Ordinary people, why don't you kneel when you see the Bodhisattva?"

Tang Sanzang looked at the fat walker, the mushroom head, the skin was very white, a head taller than him, the body size was at least twice as large, if you ignore the body type, a face is quite delicate and cute, it turned out to be a girl!

Doesn't it mean that the disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva is the second son of King Tota? How did he become a dominatrix! This world seems to be really different from the Journey to the West in memory.

As for kneeling, Tang Sanzang really couldn't express his respect to Guanyin, a fan sister who praised her handsomeness on one side and didn't forget to secretly eat his tofu, not to mention that he didn't even have half of the respect for the Buddha in his heart.

However, Mu Cha's words and high-minded tone made Tang Sanzang frown, he was really an uncomfortable person.

Li Simin flicked his sleeves, looked at Mu Cha and smiled coldly: "I am the lord of the Tang Dynasty, I only kneel to heaven and earth, not to gods and Buddhas, why do I want to kneel Guanyin? I heard that the Jade Emperor has 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, and my Datang has a million iron horses, I don't know if I can fight?"

"You ......" Mu Cha was dumbfounded, obviously not expecting Li Simin to say such a thing.

A smile appeared at the corner of Tang Sanzang's mouth, this is the real Lord of the Tang Dynasty, a man who makes the entire Southern Ganbu Prefecture tremble, a Tang Emperor who dares to ask the Jade Emperor if he can fight with a million iron horses.

Mu Zha was not convinced, and shouted with a pestle and tin staff: "If you don't respect the gods and Buddhas, aren't you afraid that the gods and Buddhas will condemn you? ”

A mortal, let alone Li Simin, even Tang Sanzang can't listen to it anymore, this fat girl's IQ and EQ are a little not online, he thinks about whether to say something.

"I heard that the gods and Buddhas become gods and Buddhas by the worship of all beings, if I let the people of the Tang Dynasty not believe in Taoism and Buddhism today, and only worship me alone, what do you think?" Li Simin looked at Mu Zha with some amusement, and his voice suddenly became cold: "Although I am a mortal, I am also the emperor of mortals, my Tang Dynasty is powerful, unparalleled in the world, and the front of the army, who dares to match it? What are you?"

Mu Cha's face changed drastically, looking at Li Simin, his hands trembled, and there was a bit of panic in his eyes. Although he has practiced with Guanyin Bodhisattva for many years, he is still much worse than Li Simin in terms of aura.

"It's so domineering! It's so handsome!" Guanyin looked at Li Simin with bright eyes, but in the end he showed a hint of regret, "It's a pity that it's not bald." ”

Tang Sanzang determined Guanyin's attributes in his heart, straightened out the robe that had just been touched, and took two steps back carefully.

Li Simin seduced countless beauties in the harem, but Tang Sanzang was unmoved, and naturally he would not be tempted just because Guanyin was a beautiful fan girl. However, after looking at the wooden fork, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but feel a stomachache for her having such a master.

"You...... You...... Today, I will teach you a lesson for the immortal Buddha, so that you know what the word awe is. Musha said angrily, and the fat on his body was trembling.

"Wei Jia, use your demon magic to play with this fat girl. Li Simin glanced at the wooden fork and pouted, not at all afraid.

Standing up on the side, a thin black and short-haired girl dressed in gray, carrying a peachwood sword on her back, sniffled, and said with a little dissatisfaction: "Your Majesty, it's an immortal law, not a demon law." ”

"Alright, hurry. Li Simin waved his hand absently.

Tang Sanzang, who was originally going to do something, stopped, and he recognized the little girl, although she had a tendon in her brain, but the Dao method was quite profound, and she could be regarded as a strange person by Li Simin's side. There should be a few more such people, who are usually responsible for protecting Li Simin.

"Oh. Wei Jia responded, said a request to the wooden fork, and the peachwood sword on his back flew up, and the yellow light flashed, and he was already in front of the wooden fork.

"It's just a little kid who knows a lot of magic. Mu Cha snorted coldly, and slammed the nine-ring tin staff in his hand to the ground, and a big iron rod appeared in his hand, and slammed it on the peach wood sword.

With a click, the peachwood sword was broken into two, flew back upside down, smashed on the little girl's body, directly smashed her out, fell to the ground, and spit out a mouthful of blood, but she couldn't even catch a move.

Mu Cha held the big iron rod and said mockingly: "Just with these people, you dare to speak wildly and ask the Jade Emperor 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals? ”

"Three ghosts, kill her. Li Simin glanced at Wei Jia, who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up, and said with a slightly cold face.

As soon as the words fell, three black shadows suddenly flashed in the shadows on the side, rushing towards the wooden fork from three directions, the speed was extremely fast, almost bringing out the afterimage, only three cold lights faintly flashed, it seemed that the three of them had weapons in their hands.

Mu Cha looked at the three of them, sneered, and a string of Buddhist beads on his right hand suddenly burst out with a burst of golden light, enveloping all of them, and the three people who had approached her side, after stepping into the range of golden light, seemed to be stuck in a quagmire, not to mention assassination, it was extremely difficult to even move a step.

Three times, three black shadows flew upside down and fell to the ground, the two of them fainted directly, and the one who was left holding on to his breath shouted loudly: "Escort!"

It's just that the guards and ministers in the audience didn't seem to notice what was happening on the stage, and they still knelt down and didn't hear his shout.

"A mortal is a mortal, if you don't enter the immortal class, what's the use of knowing some spells? Mu Cha laughed and laughed, killing Li Simin's guards in seconds, she was in a good mood, looked at Li Simin took a step forward, and sneered: "Since you don't have any subordinates, then now, it's your turn." Do you want my master to kneel down and kowtow to make amends, or let me tell me that the fifty canes you beat my master yesterday will be returned to you in its original form?"

"What are you to order me to kneel. Li Simin raised his chin slightly, although it was shorter than the wooden fork, it made people feel that he was looking down on her, and he did not show any fear from beginning to end.

"Arrogant mortal, today I will let you remember that the Immortal Buddha is not something you can despise. Mu Cha said angrily, raised the big stick in his hand, and smashed it directly towards Li Simin.

She had smashed Wei Jia and the three ghosts with a stick before, and if this stick hit Li Simin's head, I was afraid that she would kill him with a single blow.

Li Simin didn't dodge or dodge, he didn't even blink his eyes, it seemed that blood would be splattered on the spot in the next moment.

But just as the big stick was about to fall on Li Simin's head, a white hand held the iron rod.

The powerful iron rod can even be broken by Wei Jia's magic weapon with one stick, but at this time, it was held by a hand, and it couldn't go down a bit.

"How...... How is it possible!" Wei Jia's face changed, and he looked at Tang Sanzang, who was holding the iron rod and walked forward from behind Li Simin, with a look of disbelief.

"I think that even if the immortal Buddha is not desireless and joyless, he should be in awe, it seems that I am thinking too much. Tang Sanzang shook his head, looked at the wooden fork, and his voice grew colder, "Also, what qualifications do you have to touch him." ”

"You ......" Wooden Fork opened her mouth, and just as she wanted to speak, a fist appeared in front of her.

The golden Buddha light could not slow down the fist in the slightest, and the Buddha bead on the right hand shattered instantly, and with a muffled sound, the huge figure of the wooden fork flew directly upside down, smashing down the temple courtyard wall a hundred meters away, and dust rose everywhere.

"A girl's temper can't be too bad, otherwise she will be beaten as well. Tang Sanzang glanced at it and said helplessly.

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