Chapter 644: No, It's Your Italian Cannon
He is the director of the most popular private television station in Huzhou today.
He is a famous reasoner who once won the triple crown of the island country.
He is the creator of many popular songs today.
He is also the hero of Weibo's ability to get to where it is today.
Daguang printed out Zhang Can's identity and credits and pasted them in front of his desk. Seeing it all the time, reading it out all the time, it's not because he admires Zhang Can, it's just that in order to prevent himself, he took a kitchen knife and went to fight Zhang Can.
It's the same as many people put the word "forbearance" in their room.
If Lin Feng knew his thoughts, he should be a confidant with him, because in Lin Feng's study, there was a word "forbearance" pasted.
How many people have been tossed like this by Zhang Can!
And the reason why Daguang calmed down is because he has the most basic professionalism, let him know that he can see the results first and then speak.
To be honest, although the ghosts of antique texts have been all the rage recently. But Daguang, in fact, can't understand it. This antique text is just written in the format of classical Chinese, but sometimes, if you don't look carefully and check it, you really don't understand what it means.
Fortunately, Zhang Can is very caring, and there is a note behind it.
Daguang finally understood the meaning of this "Examination of the City God".
A student named Song Tao. In his dream, he dreamed that an official came to urge him to take the exam, and after he followed him to the exam, he realized that this was the underworld in the city god. Song Gong had an old mother in his family to support him, so he begged to wait for his mother's death before going to work. It happened that Song Gong still had nine years of Yangshou, so Emperor Guan gave him nine years of vacation and asked Zhang Xiucai to act as a city god for him first.
When Song Gong arrived home, he woke up as if in a dream, and he had been dead for three days at that time. Nine years later, Song Gong's mother really died, and Song Gong finished the funeral, took a bath, put on new clothes, and died when he entered the house.
His relatives suddenly saw Song Gong riding a red tasseled horse and bringing many chariots and horses to his house to say goodbye. Only then did I know that Song Gong had died and had become a man of God.
After watching it once, Daguang felt ...... It's a bit boring.
After all, it is obviously a popular online article, and it is a wild idea.
I went to take a city god exam in my dream, what is this?
It's just... It's a pity to discard it.
This article can only be said to be unsatisfactory, and it can barely satisfy Daguang.
Speaking of which, it is estimated that no one will believe it, this is written by Zhang Can.
Let's take a look at the second part, Daguang thought to himself.
"Boss, it's time to get off work, it's getting dark!" Xiao Liu's voice outside the door made Daguang react, and then looked out the window, and sure enough, it was dark.
It's a cold day, it's so dark outside, so let's go back early.
Besides, this second article is in my mailbox, so I'm not in a hurry.
Because of the unsatisfactory performance of the first article, Daguang has no expectations for Zhang Can's second article. So he put on his coat and locked the door and went home.
When he got home, he took a shower and lay down on the bed. There will be no good show in this meeting, so he simply took out his phone and watched the second part.
The part of classical Chinese was directly omitted by Daguang, and he looked at Zhang Can's gaze.
This article is called "Biting Ghosts", which is probably about an old man who, while sleeping, met a woman with a strange face, that is, a ghost pressed the bed. As a result, when the ghost wanted to bite him, he bit the ghost instead.
Well, this one is more interesting than "Kao Chenghuang", and it is also very creative, after all, ghost bites are not news, people bite ghosts are news, haha.
Daguang thought to himself, so he turned off the light and went to sleep.
As soon as he closed his eyes, he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing, cool.
Didn't close the windows?
The whole room was pitch black, and Daguang shone the window with his mobile phone and closed it. It seems to be my own delusion.
He breathed a sigh of relief, and was just about to go to sleep again, but he happened to see the part on his phone that the ghost pressed the bed in the story of "Biting Ghosts".
Oh my God, I shouldn't have watched ghost stories before bed!
Daguang wants to cry without tears, he has always boasted that he is a bold man, but at this time it is okay not to mention ghost stories, he is even more scared when he mentions ghost stories, and the more he thinks about it, the more scared he becomes, but he can't help thinking about it.
No, no, we have to pay attention to science, science, science......
Find Du Niang.
Ghost bed press, which refers to the sudden consciousness but inability to move the body while sleeping, is actually a disease of sleep disorder. The phenomenon of "ghost pressing" is a symptom of sleep paralysis in sleep neuromedicine, the patient is half-awake and half-asleep at the time of sleep, the brain wave is the amplitude of wakefulness, and some people will also have hallucinations of images, but the muscle tension of the whole body is reduced to a minimum.
That's right, that's it, the ghost press is just a symptom of sleep paralysis.
It has nothing to do with that or anything.
As a result, Daguang looked down.
Ghost presses, also known as paranormal or third-class creature press events.
What the hell are the supernaturals, creatures of the third kind!
You are a scientific Baidu, why do such words appear, I am very afraid!
Daguang wants to cry without tears, but fortunately, there is a link below, how to avoid ghost pressing the bed.
Click in, from the position of the pose, to the placement of the shoes, to the light.
It can be said that it is very detailed.
Yes, yes, as long as I do it, there will be no problem.
Daguang cheered himself up, yes, although it seemed that something was pressing me last night, but it must have been me dreaming, it must have been me dreaming, it really can't work, I'll bite him!
Yes, just like Zhang Can wrote, I also bit him!
Less than two seconds after his mood calmed down, Daguang immediately thought of another possibility.
The ghost press can be avoided, and I can bite him too.
However, what if I am like Song Sheng who took the Chenghuang examination, I am so capable of both ability and political integrity, and I am also selected to take the Chenghuang examination?!
Oh my God, if I had known that I was a person, I should have done something bad, I couldn't be like this! I couldn't be so unlucky because I was so good!
Daguang wants to cry without tears.
If I don't take the city god, what if the daughter of the yin god takes a fancy to me and wants to arrest me to be my son-in-law!
I...... I'd rather go to Kao Cheng God.
Just call and ask Zhang Can, he must know what to do if a yin god takes a fancy to me as a son-in-law!
Daguang just took out his mobile phone and flipped to Zhang Can's number, but when he saw his name, he suddenly sobered up.
Code, will Zhang Can think I'm a retard!
Am I worried......
But...... What if?
After all, I'm so good.
So, Daguang turned on the bright lamp, shrunk in the quilt, and did not sleep all night.