247.The Spooky Wedding (+2)
The treasure hunters gathered around, looking at the family strangely, and someone asked the auctioneer, "Man, what's going on?" ”
The auctioneer was also confused: "Sorry, I don't know, let me call." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
He went to call, and the family was still arguing.
Li Du looked at Hans and asked, "You are a know-it-all in warehousing auction, do you know what is going on?" ”
Hans looked confused: "For your compliment, brother, I am glad to accept it, as for what happened, sorry I don't know." ”
Goldilocks kicked the warehouse door hard, screaming as she did, "Open the door for me!" Open the door for me! Daddy, brother! You open the door for me! ”
The blonde young man went up and grabbed her, and said angrily: "Avril, don't go crazy, you have made Dad lose face, for God's sake, spare him." ”
"Yes, what did your dad do wrong, and you're going to punish him like this?" The middle-aged woman said with tears in her eyes.
Avril pointed to the warehouse and said, "Mom, I love my dad, and I love you too, you know!" I don't understand, why can't I like a repository, who does this hurt? ”
"It's going to hurt us!" The middle-aged man said solemnly.
Avril said, "Why? I work hard, love life, and take everyone seriously, so why can't you accept that I like a warehouse? ”
A treasure hunter next to him said, "Sir, ma'am, I think you should talk calmly, I probably understand, this young lady likes warehouses." What is this? We all loved the warehouse ......"
"Hey, brother, it's none of your business, don't get involved, okay?" The blonde young man said impatiently.
Avril looked happy and said, "Look, I'm not the only one, everyone likes warehouses!" ”
The middle-aged man yelled, "Are they like you?" You want to marry this warehouse! You want to marry this damn thing! What about them? Would they marry a warehouse, you ask? ”
Hearing this, Li Du was stunned, he plucked out his ears and said, "I'm sorry brothers, did I hear it wrong?" He's talking about marrying the warehouse? ”
Hans was surprised and said, "You heard it right, I know, this girl has a fetish." ”
This Li Du knows that many people have fetishes, such as some men love legs, stockings, and high heels, and some women love ties, leather shoes, and so on.
But love the warehouse? He had heard of it for the first time.
The girl said: "I don't care what they choose, Daddy, Mommy, if you love me, respect my choice, I don't want to hurt anyone, I just want to follow my heart." ”
Someone from the warehouse company came and said, "Shall we go to the office and talk?" Mr. Larry, stop making trouble here. ”
Avril shouted, "No, I'm not going anywhere, open the warehouse for me!" ”
The blonde youth wanted to forcibly take her away, but the girl got angry, suddenly took out a pistol from her handbag, pointed at them excitedly and shouted, "Don't force me! Don't push me! ”
Seeing this, the crowd of onlookers was in an uproar, and the treasure pickers hurriedly retreated, and someone immediately dialed 911 to call the police.
The middle-aged man's face showed a look of pain, and he said, "Oh, no, Avril, what are you doing here?" You pointed a gun at your parents? Love your family? ”
Avril's hands shook a few times, and then she said firmly: "I don't know, Dad, I don't want to hurt you, but you can't separate me from Benjamin!" ”
"It's a warehouse ......," the middle-aged man shouted hysterically.
The situation was not good, Hans walked up quickly, raised his hands and said, "Calm down first, everyone, you need to calm down, take a deep breath OK?" Let's take a deep breath first. ”
"Who are you?" Avril looked at him.
Hans said, "I'm your kind, at least I know you, I know us." ”
Everyone looked at him, and so did Avril's family.
Hans continues: "In 2007, San Francisco's Erica fell in love with the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and in the same year, after retiring from the army, she went to Paris to marry the tower in the presence of her friends, and changed her name to 'Eiffel Tower'. ”
The middle-aged man was shocked: "Oh no! ”
"There's also a Japanese guy who is very obsessed with a cartoon character from the computer game LovePlus. In 2009, he held a grand wedding in Tokyo to marry the virtual bride...... "Hans said.
"It's fake!" Someone shouted.
Hans glared at the man and said, "Of course it's true, I remember that guy's name is Kato Taka!" Their wedding was held at the Tokyo Institute of Science and Technology, officiated by a priest, and they went to Guam for their honeymoon! ”
Li Du pondered in his heart, the name Kato Eagle is very familiar, and what Hans said is definitely not the Kato Eagle he knows.
"And in Sweden, there was a girl named Rita who married to the Berlin Wall! She also had a solemn wedding and changed her surname to 'Berlin Wall'. Hans continued to talk.
"But wasn't the Berlin Wall demolished?" The blonde youth said subconsciously.
Hans shrugged his shoulders and sighed, "Yes, poor girl, her husband died young, but this is normal, there are many widows in the world, isn't it?" ”
Some of the treasure pickers laughed, and they thought Hans was talking nonsense.
Li Du looked at these people dissatisfied, frowned and said, "Shut up, don't make trouble, you bastards, all give me a step back!" ”
If it had been in the past, he would have been ridiculed and attacked by treasure hunters if he spoke like this as a Chinese-American.
But now that he has status and fame, the treasure pickers were not angry after being accused by him, and obediently took a few steps back.
Hans continued to reassure the girl, saying, "Avril, are you Avril?" I'm Hans Fox, it's nice to meet you, girl, put down the pistol, and let's talk about something. ”
Avril was still very excited and said, "I'm not a pervert! There's nothing wrong with liking warehouses, is there? ”
Hans said firmly: "Of course, you are by no means a pervert, neither of us are perverts, if this is a pervert, then all Nepalese are perverts!" ”
Li Du asked cooperatively, "Why do you say that?" ”
Hans laughed, "Don't you know? Every year on January 28, a ceremony called Yixi is held in Kathman. ”
"During the ceremony, the girls of the Newar tribe are to marry a fruit named Bell. The Newar girl is married three times in her life, the first time is to marry the wooden apple, which is the fruit marriage; Married to the sun for the second time, voila, what's the difference between their lover and the warehouse? ”
Li Du nodded and said, "No difference, no problem!" ”
Avril finally relaxed, and Hans waved his hand lightly, "Take a deep breath, girl, put away the gun, are you going to shoot in front of your boyfriend?" Will he like Violent Girl? ”
The blonde girl handed the gun to Hans and said, "No, I'm just being forced to be helpless, you know my feelings, right?" ”
Hans took the gun and said, "Of course, of course I understand. ”
With the guns put away, things are out of danger.