Women are like wine, and Chu Lingxi, who was reborn through his body, is actually new wine in old bottles.

Everyone in the world thought that Demon Venerable Juntang only liked to drink bean sprouts brand mellow fairy wine, but he never expected that he didn't care about wine at all, and only valued the bottle of wine.

As the saying goes, people with cow forks always have a habit of being stupid, and strange things are everywhere, especially in the demon world.

Chu Lingxi was too lazy to understand the Demon Venerable's bizarre view of love, anyway, she was just a passerby in the Demon Palace, and she didn't plan to stay here for a long time.

Selfish men and women with their own thoughts perfectly interpret a good drama of sharing a bed and dreaming differently.

Chu Lingxi did not fall asleep again, but told the Demon Venerable Juntang about Liu Ya's past of learning art in Huaxu Mountain.

In order not to stimulate the crazy heart of the big pig's trotters, she deliberately deleted the little fresh and ambiguous love affair between Liu Ya and Jia Mu.

In order to hug this thigh, Chu Lingxi belittled Jia Mu against his will-

"Jia Mu often does meaningless and useless work, such as studying scriptures and Taoist scrolls with Liu Ya Shangxian, which is extremely ridiculous!"

Demon Venerable Juntang disagreed: "Classmates learning art are nothing more than classmates eating and having fun together, where is he ridiculous?"

"As the old saying goes, there are clouds in the sea, and there is no end to learning from the sea, how can you get the fragrance of plum blossoms without going through a cold bone!" After showing off the poems, Chu Lingxi maximized the art of language-

"Cultivating the Tao is a painful and lonely long road, Jia Mu jumps up and down to brush the sense of existence, which can neither relieve the pain of learning the Tao, nor can it reduce the torment of cultivating immortals, it is purely a disservice, he is a stumbling block on the road of life of Liu Ya to immortals!"

Demon Venerable Juntang was deeply satisfied with her distorted interpretation: "Your cultural level is not low, your exports are full of chapters, and your famous sayings are one after another. ”

Chu Lingxi never pretended to be a scholar, and said truthfully: "I can't recite ten complete poems, and the few sentences just now are what my brother always nagged in my ear." ”

Demon Venerable Jun Tang persistently begged: "What else do the two of them do besides practicing the scriptures together?"

"Cultivating spells~" Chu Lingxi reversed black and white, and said with a clear conscience-

"When it comes to practicing immortal arts, my anger doesn't come to one place, Jiamu's immortal level is not even average, one bottle is dissatisfied, half a bottle is dangling, proud and complacent, good as a teacher, always pointing fingers at the cultivation method of Liu Ya Shangxian, I can't wait to rush up and beat him up!"

"Then why... Will Liu Ya love him to the point of unforgettable?"

Demon Venerable Juntang knew that the words of the demon girl were not true, and they were mixed with a lot of water, he didn't have to investigate the past, he just wanted to know where he lost.

Chu Lingxi blamed everything on fate: "Providence makes people, the order of appearance in the relationship is very important, if Liu Ya Shangxian first meets the Demon Venerable, then Jiamu will inevitably have to go to the side to cool off, and he is not even qualified to compete." ”

In order to achieve results, she deliberately exaggerated her words, secretly worried in her heart, and then continued to make up lies and slander, Jiamu was afraid that she would jump out of the coffin to settle accounts with her.

"Is first-come, first-served so important in love?"

In fact, Demon Venerable Juntang understands that the tragedy of his love with Liu Ya is not only caused by timing, but also because of the indescribable reasons, including the grievances and grievances of the previous generation, the hostile conflict between the immortals and demons, and his ignorance of love and his inability to love.

For thousands of years, his only failure was to fail to get Liu Ya, and he asked this question just to seek psychological comfort.

No matter how strong a person is, there will be a fragile side, the deepest emotional wound in his heart is difficult to heal for a long time, and every time he recalls the past with Liu Ya, he can't help but die.

Unwilling to face up to failures and mistakes, the Demon Venerable prefers to deceive himself and others, and to regard tragedy as a providential teasing, so as to alleviate the pain of heart-eating.

Chu Lingxi did not disappoint the big pig's trotters, and made up crooked reasoning in a 100% determined tone-

"Talking about love and tasting food is a truth, Jiamu is like an inconspicuous and worthless vinegar shredded potato, and you are the supreme invincible vinegar stewed Buddha jumping over the wall, the rank is at least ten levels higher than him, that kid wins at the table early, Liu Ya Shangxian is full of stomach in a daze, and misses the more delicious Buddha jumping over the wall. ”

Her acting skills became more and more exquisite, and finally she added indignantly: "In the final analysis, God is all to blame, the shredded potatoes are cheap, and the Buddha jumps over the wall!"

Demon Venerable Juntang only felt that the demon girl was a roundworm in his stomach, and every sycophant could be slapped to his heart, he accepted this fallacy in its entirety, and was only a little puzzled: "Is there a dish of vinegar-roasted Buddha jumping over the wall?"

"There's... We have it in the demon world... When the battle between the immortals and demons is over, I will invite you to taste the special food of the demon clan!"

In fact, the vinegar Buddha jumping over the wall is completely Chu Lingxi's nonsense, in order to echo the vinegar shredded potatoes, and the demon zun and Jiamu have one thing in common, that is, the reincarnation of the vinegar jar, which is hopelessly sour.

But all the males who approach the willow buds are potential rivals in Jiamu's eyes, and they turn over the vinegar jar at every turn, and the sour Huaxu is sour.

And the Demon Venerable Juntang is even more exaggerated, sour to open up the two worlds of yin and yang, and his rival Jiamu has been dead for hundreds of years, and he still does not spare the old accounts, no vinegar to find vinegar, and seeks troubles.

Chu Lingxi pillowed on the arm of the Demon Venerable, snuggled in his warm embrace like a furnace, very comfortable, telling about the trivial things in Huaxu Mountain, the more he talked, the more confused he became, and soon fell asleep.

She slept soundly and sweetly that night, and when it was close to dawn, she had a beautiful dream—

Super invincible seaview Buddha jumped over the wall from the sky, crystal shark fin, fat abalone, soft glutinous hoof tendons, and then drink a sip of soup that gathers the essence of heaven and earth, that taste...

The sour taste of the vinegar obviously overwhelms the umami of the Buddha jumping over the wall, is it possible that there is really a dish of vinegar roasted Buddha jumping over the wall?

When she wanted to taste it again, the pot Buddha jumped over the wall as if he had naughty feet, and he jumped three times far away.

Chu Lingxi, a foodie with a big stomach, would let the delicacies of the mountains and seas in his mouth escape, and stretched out his arms to hold the red clay casserole.

There is a world of difference between dream and reality, and what she is holding on to is not the Buddha jumping over the wall at all, but the arm of the big pig's trotters.

Demon Venerable Juntang lightly lifted her head, pulled out her slightly numb arm, smiled with a spring breeze peach blossom smile on her lips, and said in her ear: "You can sleep in peace, I'll go to the morning court first." ”

"Hmm..."Chu Lingxi replied in a daze, and continued to meet with Zhou Gong.

Demon Venerable Juntang looked down at a large piece of wetness on the placket, it was the masterpiece of the demon girl, and she was not honest when she slept, and she flew down three thousand feet.

He didn't dislike it, but found it interesting, and asked curiously, "Did you eat a big meal in your dream?"

Chu Lingxi's eyes didn't open, he pursed his mouth, and said vaguely: "Buddha jumped over the wall." ”

This small request, Demon Venerable Juntang is bound to meet, and after walking out of the door, he ordered: "Immediately order someone to go to the demon world, buy vinegar and burn Buddha to jump over the wall, and make breakfast for the favorite concubine." ”