Li Tong came to his booth first, and there happened to be a discarded black cabinet in the corner of the wall.

This cabinet was deliberately placed there by Poplar who was doing work before.

After all, the more open the exhibition space, the more it can highlight the tension of the work.

Conversely, if there is too much clutter, the impact of the work will be greatly reduced.

In the past few days of poplar exhibition, I have really worked hard.

Li Tong sneered, hehe, this helped him!

He simply moved the cabinet to the center of his booth, and then dusted off his hands and waited for the second fat.

"Yo, Li Tong, hasn't the work been shipped yet?" Poplar obviously showed an expression of waiting for the rabbit.

Li Tong nodded, the clouds were light and light, "It's coming soon!"

"Li Tong, there are still fifteen minutes to start, are you too late?" Bai Mengting was anxious for Li Tong.

"Hehe, it's too late!" Li Tong said with a smile.

At this time, Li Tong saw Er Fat waving the key in his hand at him not far away.

"Brother, pry ...... No, it can't be opened!" Er Fat glanced at everyone, and shouted at Li Tong instead.

Yang Shu thought that Li Tong had locked the entry somewhere, and wanted to take it out before the opening to surprise everyone.

So he smiled disdainfully: "Cut, what kind of painting still needs to be locked?"

He Li Tong really thinks that he is a valuable person, but it is an entry, as for locking it up.

"You go again!" Li Tongchong made a posture of wiping his neck.

The second fat was really crying, and he turned back in the direction of the toilet with tears in his eyes.

I can't help it, I have to trouble the system again.

As a last resort, Li Tong summoned the system in his heart again.

"Master, may I ask what is the matter?" the system said.

"You're coming fast today, aren't you sleeping?" Li Tong thought silently in his heart.

"There's business to do, what do I sleep?"

"Yo, you're clear. ”

"Take it?" The system made a sly and prodigal voice in Li Tong's mind.

"What?"

"X ability. ”

"Damn! You're crazy about you!" If it weren't for the large number of people present, Li Tong would have blurted out!

"Hey, big brother, what you want is a urinal! Of course I have to charge a little supporting service!" The system didn't bargain with Li Tong, "I won't forget it." ”

"Gotta have it, does this have an expiration date?" Li Tong also beeped the dog, "You won't castrate me permanently, will you?"

"Don't worry, I won't let you be a eunuch. Valid for 30 days!" the system laughed.

"Deal. ”

Li Tongxin thought that he wouldn't eat, drink, prostitute and gamble anyway, even if he lost his ability in 30 days, it would soon pass.

Anyway, his relationship with Bai Mengting is now in its infancy, and he doesn't need such high-end abilities.

The second fat came to the toilet again, crying and using the key to re-install the water pipe.

"Li Tong, you! I, Liu Erfat, have been blood mold and you are brothers for eight lifetimes! You are not human, you are not human......

It's strange to say, the water pipe that couldn't be sawed just now was broken!

It's broken!

And the edge of the water pipe was as neatly broken as the machine had run over.

Hell in broad daylight!

Erpang thought to himself, he must have been bullied too badly by Li Tong, and God opened his eyes.

So he put his hands together again and jokingly prayed to the ceiling: "God forbid, I curse Li Tong's grandson to wet his shoes in the wind!"

"Bang dang!"

The urinal finally fell heavily to the ground under the god-level operation of the second fat.

The second fat didn't care so much, so he picked up the white urinal and trotted all the way to the exhibition hall!

"Holy! What is that person doing?"

"The man won't be ......"

"What's the situation?"

At this time, there were only five minutes left before the opening of the exhibition, and I saw two fat and fat bodies running wildly in the exhibition hall of Shoubo with a white Kohler urinal.

"Come, let go, let go!"

And the second fat seems to be not afraid of everyone's eyes at all, running freely while shouting.

"Come, come, put this, put this. ”

Li Tong saw that the second fat man lived up to his trust, and hurriedly motioned to him with a praising look to put the urinal on the black cabinet.

With a "bang", Er Fat placed the urinal firmly on the cabinet.

The black cabinet is waist-high, and the urinal is just within normal people's eye level.

"This, this, this...... Is this your work?" Poplar was so surprised that his jaw was about to drop!

"Li Tong, don't make trouble!" Bai Mengting grabbed the corner of Li Tong's clothes fiercely.

At this time, the crowd of exhibitors and visitors from all over the world, under the guidance of sparks and lightning along the way, also gathered here.

"Holy! What is this?"

"Oh my God!

"This ...... Is it a urinal?"

"MMP, did Kohler throw money into Li Tong?"

"Mom, why is it so stinky!! did you just unload!"

"Hold the grass! Cow B! This kind of thing can be exhibited!"

"It's an eye-opener!"

……

The exhibition hall exploded immediately, and everyone couldn't believe that Li Tong actually took a urinal to participate in the National Outstanding Graduate Works Exhibition!!

That's a urinal!!

Don't talk about waiting for the elegant hall!

Such a filthy and private item is now displayed in a cabinet in the exhibition hall?!

"Let it go!"

Soon, the security guards of Shoubo thought that someone had smashed the field, and a group of people with batons immediately surrounded them.

"This classmate, please don't make trouble!" the security captain sternly pointed at Li Tong and scolded angrily.

There was also a lot of discussion in the crowd:

"That's right! This kind of smashing the field at first glance will blow it out early to save trouble. ”

"Thank goodness the security is here! or we'd have to smell it here. ”

"What should Li Tong do now?"

"It's a defilement of the temple of art! ”

"Boom he's light. "Poplars also mixed in the crowd to add fuel to the fire," said such a person who disturbs public safety, and 15 days of administrative detention is light. ”

Li Tong saw Yang Shu's proud look, as if he had completely forgotten what he had just said, Li Tong and he were both from Zhongyang Academy of Fine Arts, and they both represented the image of the academy.

"Stop talking nonsense! Move this thing out of here!" the security captain gave the order, and several security guards came over to prepare to remove the urinal.

"No one is allowed to move!" Li Tong stepped forward and stopped them.

"Li Tong, ...... are you" The security captain glanced at the participation card hanging on Li Tong's chest and asked embarrassedly.

"This is my exhibited work. Li Tong said firmly.

"Works, works?" the security captain was stunned.

The security captain himself has no culture, but he has been working in Shoubo for almost 20 years.

What kind of cultural relics, what kind of works of art he has never seen.

The bronzes of the Spring and Autumn Period, the celadon of the Yue kiln, the calligraphy and painting of Qin Fengmian, and the installation art of foreign art masters.

Today, this Li Tong is teasing him, an old man who is almost fifty and only obeys the destiny of heaven?

"Li Tong, don't joke with me. Where is there such a work?" the security captain smiled awkwardly, "Let's have something to say, don't make it difficult for us to be security guards." ”

"This is really my exhibit!"