Wang Yun hurriedly hugged Aunt Xifeng, he didn't want to perform all martial arts on the first day of his election debut. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Aunt Xifeng didn't give up, and kept saying that there are people who don't pay attention to public morality, only caring about their own loud voices, and they don't care about others still talking.

She blurted out a series of curses, which caused the entire family of Heshen to suffer.

Zhuge Liang shook his head again and again, and whispered that this is a campaign, not a spo, you have to be polite even if you scold, otherwise it will have an impact on Wang Yun's campaign.

Aunt Xifeng was stunned for a moment, stopped cursing, and directly concluded that she was going to throw bricks at the high platform over there, which frightened Zhuge Liang to shut up immediately, and Wang Yun hurriedly sent her to buy vegetables.

When Aunt Xifeng reluctantly left, Zhuge Liang hurriedly said that he would go to the police to coordinate, and everyone must not do stupid things.

Unexpectedly, Ma Feifei was still the small leader of these policemen, and it didn't take long for this proud hen to come over with Zhuge Liang proudly, gloating: "We have tested it with an instrument, and the other party's voice is allowed by the laws of the celestial sphere, and we have no right to interfere with the maximum decibel that can be emitted during the election." ”

Zhuge Liang remained silent: "But according to the law, when the election campaign is made at the same time, everyone should be given the opportunity to take turns to speak, we can let the other party speak for half an hour first, and then the other party has to shut down and let us speak for half an hour." ”

Ma Feifei hesitated, and said viciously: "Okay, just count it as half an hour." ”

As soon as she gave the order, a policeman ran to inform the group of people on the opposite side.

As soon as half an hour arrived, He Shen was foaming at the mouth and talking lively, Wang Ye ran up, stopped his performance, pulled him down, and told him the police notice.

He Shen was furious, who is this guy named Wang Yun on the other side? He actually wants to take turns standing on the stake with me to see his shabby stall, what qualifications do you have to be on an equal footing with yourself? This meeting has cost a lot of money, don't you make good use of this opportunity to promote yourself, is the money spent in vain?

He rolled his eyes, don't you want to give a speech, I can let you say it without saying it, but I don't have to perform here to violate the rules.

So he returned to the microphone and said magnanimously: "Do you see the stall on the other side, it's my campaign colleague, who said that he would take turns speaking with me." The reason why Shen and I want to eradicate corruption is to support vulnerable groups like him, and of course we want to give him a chance to speak. Haha, let's invite Mr. Wang Ye, the prince of love songs, to present his new song 'Live for Another Thousand Years', everyone is welcome. ”

The aunts and aunts were excited, because the show finally started.

Wang Yun was furious, what do you mean, your voice is suppressed around, not to mention singing, this old guy named Wang Ye is also shameless, why live another thousand years, I really think I am a turtle!

The music on the high platform sounded, the beautiful girl came out to dance, Wang Yun stood there and just tried to make a note, and was almost killed by the eyes of the rampaging aunts and aunts, even Jiang Ping was angry, and there were bursts of boos from the Shen Water Army, and one of the thin bamboo pole young men carrying a vegetable basket was the hardest.

This is the disadvantage of Qian Shao's campaign, and he can't even pass on his voice, Wang Yun has no choice but to stop his voice, and let Wang Ye, the old turtle, pretend to be old and young, and begin to roar hoarsely on the high platform: "I really want to live for another thousand years, a thousand years ......."

Don't say you've stepped into the coffin, you're an adult who lives a well-off life, and you have this idea.

Ma Feifei also had a bad look on her face, and shrugged at Wang Yun, meaning that it really had nothing to do with her.

Wang Yun gritted his teeth, since the other party is so ignorant of lifting, don't accumulate prestige points, hurry up and draw a lottery to see if you can find any opportunities.

There are also 1,100,000 prestige, and the medium prize will be drawn once with 500,000.

The roulette hand stopped, and a tube of lipstick-like things appeared in his hand, and the information prompt was an oil cavity slippery balm, as long as you rub a little on your lips, it can automatically fill in the hole in your speech, and it can be used ten times, each time for a minute.

This is a good thing, that is, to memorize Zhuge Liang's manuscript, Wang Yun is most worried about the shamelessness of his words, with the oil cavity slippery ointment, it solves this problem, but now the top priority is to solve the problem of how to make the majority of aunts calm down and listen to their own voices.

This time, try it with 100,000 reputation points to draw low-class prizes.

A rubber band appeared, and the message prompted, "Responsive rubber band", bounced on the other party, and the other party could promise you what you could, but after a minute, the other party would immediately regret it.

Wang Yun was overjoyed at first, seeing that the time limit was only one minute, and he would regret it immediately after the time limit, he couldn't help but be frustrated, this can't solve the current problem, let's put it away first.

There are only 500,000 prestige points left, is it to draw five low-level prizes, or one medium-class prize?

Wang Yun gritted his teeth, after all, the medium prize is stronger than the low-level prize, so he used the last 500,000 prestige to draw the medium prize again, if there is no solution, he will follow Aunt Xifeng's face-to-face teaching, hide aside and throw bricks.

When the hands of the roulette wheel stopped, a mouth-like card appeared in his hand, on which there were two red words "invite", information prompt, "speech invitation", as long as you tore off the other party, the other party will invite you to give a speech once, and the time limit is three hours.

Wang Yun almost jumped up and found the perfect solution.

Although there is a time limit for the "speech invitation", looking at the scene on the other side that was obviously made at a great price, Wang Yun's heart was full of joy, and he dared to love that this was all prepared by Comrade He Shen for himself.

At this time, the old turtle finally finished roaring the song "Live for another thousand years", and the sailors on the opposite side cheered one after another, and the voice of "Heshen will win, Heshen will win" is high-pitched.

The thin bamboo pole began to curse, saying that Wang Yun was a-stirring stick, he wanted to be famous and crazy, and under the sign of protecting minors, he actually made such a broken issue to sensationalize.

If Aunt Xifeng was still there, she would definitely pinch it immediately.

As he spoke, the thin bamboo pole became excited, took out an egg from the vegetable basket, threw it at Wang Yun, and said viciously: "Don't fart for half a day, don't be embarrassed here, get out." ”

Dian Wei stretched out his hand, firmly grasped the egg in his hand, followed by a knock on the front teeth, drank the raw egg without blinking, threw the empty egg shell into his hand, and accurately fell into a garbage bin on the side of the road, smashed his mouth, and waited for the other party to continue to throw eggs.

The news media were immediately attracted, this is just an appearance of the district council candidates, they are all assigned by the boss, knowing that He Shen must have secretly paid for it, and coming here is to do business, at this time, seeing that the two sides seem to be going to rush to the map, their eyes immediately lit up, and the camera was aimed here.

The policemen were also vigilant, but unfortunately the thin bamboo pole was startled by the appearance of Dian Wei's behemoth, and hurriedly lowered his head and loosened his shoelaces and tied them again, as if the egg just now was none of his business.

The whole situation did not develop further, which disappointed the media people for a while.

Wang Yunchong, a thin bamboo pole with abnormal behavior, opened the Tianyan technique:

Target: Panasonic library tape

Friendliness: —60

Hint: The pen name Lao Chong, who became popular with the book "My Harem Life", is a well-known stallion writer, and hates you for proposing this bill

After doing it for a long time, this guy is a stallion writer, no wonder he throws eggs at himself so hard.