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"Our teacher Liang Dong is so handsome!"

In the program "Tianhe Review", Xiaoxi looked at Liang Dong's figure walking off the stage with a look, her face was blushing, her eyes were full of peach blossoms, and she was in the state of a girl in love.

While speaking, he grabbed Tian He and said shyly: "Teacher Tian He, I feel like I'm in love!"

Tian He was pondering, looking at Liang Dong in the camera and not knowing what he was thinking. was shaken by Xiao Xi a few times before he came to his senses, he didn't hear what Xiao Xi said before, and subconsciously asked when he heard the word love.

"In love?with me?"

Xiaoxi turned his head to look at Tian He, who was scruffy and wrinkled, and then glanced at the handsome Liang Dong, and took a sip directly: "I, Mr. Tian, we are doing a show, you have to be reserved!"

Why did Tian He become the official commentator of "I Am a Singer"? In addition to his professionalism, but also because of his unique sense of variety show.

After Xiaoxi finished speaking, he smiled with a lewd smile on his face: "Does this sentence mean that as long as I don't do a show, I can not be reserved?"

I have to say that Tian He's expression was really obscene, and various barrages immediately swiped out on the screen.

"Mom, I called the police. ”

"Policeman Shu Huang, someone is openly playing hooligan on TV!"

"Why do well-known musicians openly flirt with girls from good families, is it a lack of morality or the ugliness of human nature? Please pay attention to today's "Xiao Sa's Statement", let us enter the life of the musician Tian He. ”

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There were all kinds of amusements on the screen, Xiao Xi naturally knew how to cooperate with Tian He, and quickly stood up and moved the chair to the other side, away from Tian He, and then said seriously: "Teacher Tian, you have to be restrained, let me tell you, Xiao Xi I am a master of the eighth section of the black belt in taekwondo, I can kill a fish with my fist, and I can kick a dog to death with one kick." If I accidentally hurt you, don't blame me. Unless, you're Teacher Liang Dong!"

In the end, his face made a nymphomaniac look again.

"Hey, after a long time, it turns out that you talked about Liang Dong again. Tian He's face was full of injuries: "They are also musicians, Xiaoxi, why don't you consider me?

Xiao Xi replied without thinking: "Teacher Liang Dong is more handsome than you!"

Tian He was even more injured, lying on the table and shouting: "I hate this era of looking at faces!" After shouting, he raised his head and laughed: "Oops, I almost forgot to tell you, Liang Dong seems to be married, you don't have a chance!"

I originally wanted to see Xiao Xi's melancholy expression, but I didn't expect Xiao Xi to reply with a resolute face: "It doesn't matter, even if the male god is married, I will still love Teacher Liang Dong, and I will silently bless him in my heart." Isn't it the most gratifying thing for us to see our loved ones happy?"

At this moment, Xiaoxi Lei Feng, martyrs, and moving characters possessed him, and there was a spirit of fearlessness and dedication.

Tian He's face froze, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching twice, and he said angrily for a while: "Okay, I'm not a spare tire, I don't know much about your spare tire!"

Xiaoxi had some funny thoughts in it, and after teasing the audience and Tianhe, she decisively pulled the topic back and asked, "Teacher Tian, from your professional point of view, how was Teacher Liang Dong's song just now?"

Tian He's job is to comment on the music, thought about it, and said: "I have to admit that this song "Ordinary Road" is not good to review. From a folk point of view, I would give this song a zero score, he almost destroyed the foundation of the ballad, and if it were more serious, it could be considered deviant. A good folk song has to add a piece of rap to completely destroy the artistic conception of the whole song. ”

This time, Xiaoxi did not disturb Tian He's speech. This was originally a program that belonged to Tian He, and she existed as an auxiliary, and when Tian He expressed his views on music, she was inconvenient and could not speak.

As for whether Tian He's own remarks will cause controversy and whether they will dislike the audience, it is a matter for later consideration.

Tian He really feels that "Ordinary Road" destroys the folk framework and turns an excellent folk song into four dissimilarities. Neither the fresh beauty of a ballad nor the rhythm of rap seems a bit unflattering on both sides.

"But ......" paused, and then he said hesitantly: "These words may be unpleasant next, but as a musician, I still want to say it." It is true that "Ordinary Road" destroys the framework of folk songs, but music is always developing, whether it is rock, rap, pop, and the nation has undergone changes again and again, and it is in the change that music blooms with greater charm. There are only folk songs, which have rarely changed in the past two decades, humming their own tunes and singing their own rhythms, and the folk songs have become a carnival of a certain circle of people, and it is getting farther and farther away from ordinary people. Undoubtedly, "Ordinary Road" is trying to find a new way out for folk songs and make changes on the basis of folk songs. Now that I'm adding rap, I think I can also add rock 'n' roll, pop music, isn't that a way out?"

Tian He knows very well in his heart that after this episode of the program is broadcast, it will definitely cause controversy in the music industry. Especially in the folk music industry, in the entire music circle, only the folk music industry and the rock circle are the most exclusive.

Needless to say, a group of lawless rockers with their own rock and roll spirit are doing their own rebellion. Unless it's of the same kind, it's hard to fit in. What about the same kind? Rock 'n' roll is naturally rebellious, playing with you today and kicking you out tomorrow.

In addition, rockers are all rock bastards, and the bottom line in the circle is getting lower and lower, in the eyes of most musicians, rock is a dung pit that exudes a filthy and foul smell, and normal people will not jump down.

Unlike rock and roll, which is looked down upon, folk singers belong to a state that no one looks down on. Who are the people who play ballads?

White shirt, jeans, shawl long hair, carrying an acoustic guitar, exuding hesitation!

That's right, it's a group of literary and artistic youth.

Literary and artistic youth has his own circle, just like the pretentious literati, he looks down on everyone, and feels that his works are the best in the world, and other works are shit. As for their own work is not popular?

It's not yourself that's wrong, it's the whole world.

A group of pretentious literary and artistic youth circles, suddenly someone wants to break the boundaries of folk songs, will they have good words? No need to think about it, controversy will definitely arise.

But Tian He doesn't care, he is not a reformer, and no matter how much he fights, he will not lead the war to himself. Even if he really burns himself, he can take the opportunity to hype up, no matter how he doesn't suffer, why doesn't he say it?

"In this way, Mr. Tian, do you think "Ordinary Road" is an excellent song?" Xiao Xi didn't care about any controversy in the music industry, her round eyes rolled slightly, and she asked in a coquettish voice.

"Of course, "Ordinary Road" may not be a classic, but it can definitely be regarded as an excellent song!" Tian He said seriously.

"Okay, since Mr. Tian admits that "Ordinary Road" is an excellent song, then I want to remind Mr. Tian. Before you took the stage just now, you seemed to have said!" After a pause, Xiaoxi said word by word: "If Teacher Liang Dong brings another excellent song, you seem to want to swallow the microphone?"

Xiao Xi pulled out a microphone and shook it twice in front of Tian He, with a sly smile on her face.

"Forehead ......"

Tian He's face was slightly red, he did say this just now.

"666, the goddess has a good sword!"

"Mr. Tian, just swallow the microphone quickly, I'll help you call 120!"

"I don't even watch the show, I want to watch Mr. Tian swallow the microphone!"

As soon as Xiaoxi's voice fell, various barrages suddenly appeared on the screen, and they were summed up in one sentence: Teacher Tian, swallow the microphone!

There are many barrages, and the ratings are naturally high, and the producer almost jumped for joy. Looking at Tian He not far away, he almost shouted: "Teacher Tian, please swallow the microphone!"

Tian He is not a rookie, he is an old fox in the circle, and he has never seen any scenes. Stretched out his hand to take the microphone, tossed it in his hand, and said solemnly: "I, Tianhe, am mixed in the circle, what do I rely on to get to where I am today? Two words: honesty and trustworthiness! Since I said swallow the microphone, I will definitely not repay the debt, don't you just swallow a microphone? Assistant, bring up my chocolate microphone!"

Soon, a microphone made of dessert was placed in front of him.

Tian He put the real microphone aside, ate the dessert microphone by two, wiped his mouth, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "What's the matter, I'll eat the microphone!"

"Forehead ......"

For this kind of old fox, Xiao Xi and the audience are no longer able to complain.