"First of all, I want to say that Gao Mingxuan is definitely not a person who does not learn and has no skills, nor is he a person without connotation, he can't be normal anymore, at least more normal than ordinary people, but it is precisely because of his normality that he has shown a lot of abnormalities in him. ”

"When people talk about people with a bit of family background, they will have the impression that 'the wealthy family has many losers' and 'the rich are not more than three generations'.

Hu Duan also felt that there was a loophole in this statement, and Zhao Man immediately tapped it with chopsticks and said: "Look, I am witnessing, it was Hu Duan who said that you should go to his house to see his wife more in the future, and if you don't go, it's not sorry Hu Duan." ”

Lin Xiaoquan hurriedly waved his hand: "I won't go, that's my brother and sister, I'm too familiar and I'm shy, I can't do it, rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest, you say, I'll just drink, don't let Feng Zhe feel that our man doesn't look like a man when he first came." ”

Zhao Man smiled again: "That's not right, since there is grass on the edge of the nest, why let the rabbits run all over the mountain? ”

Hu Duan said: "Deputy Commander, do you think it's good for me to eat that?" Feng Zhe watched the reaction of the four people by drinking water, and as soon as Li Xueqin pulled Zhao Man, Zhao Man felt that his words had put himself and Li Xueqin in, so he interrupted and said: "Director, did you just say, huh, the applause is not warm, do you have an opinion on Xiao Feng, right?"

"Yes, I think, authentic half-room town Chinese, what's wrong?"

"Except for you men, how can we have anything here, are you asking yourself, and saying, do you two have an opinion on Xiao Feng?"

When Lin Xiaoquan and Hu Duan heard this, they both laughed, and drank the wine, Feng Zhe also accompanied a glass, Lin Xiaoquan said that Feng Zhe was good, but Hu Duan said to Li Xueqin: "Qin, you just said that you are not afraid of short, you don't need it, then my Xiaohu asked you in front of everyone, what have you been using at home?"

"Ah, I'm going to kill you!" Li Xueqin immediately stood up to twist Hu Duan's mouth, Hu Duan ran up, stood up and said after Lin Xiao's whole body: "Our family doesn't need to look for cucumbers in the middle of the night, our family has a rolling pin, which is much stronger and more durable than cucumbers, cucumbers can be broken, can a rolling pin? ”

Li Xueqin's husband is from the Meishan County Criminal Police Team, equipped with a gun, Hu Duan's joke made everyone happy for a while, Li Xueqin sat down, glared at Hu Duan and said: "If you have the ability, don't be caught by the old lady!"

"Sister, you are younger than me, a little woman from a good family, she calls herself an old lady in Xiao Feng, and she is also a little tender, if you want to catch me, at most suppress me, clean me up on it, I will do whatever you want, you want to spoil, you want to ravage, you should sacrifice your life for the country." ”

"Stop, stop, stop, I haven't finished saying this, you guys just interrupt, let Xiao Feng think of me as a director, where is my majesty?" Lin Xiaoquan said with a straight face, and waited for everyone to stop laughing before continuing: "A hundred years of cultivation can drink together, a thousand years of cultivation can sleep on a pillow, that is, sleep on a pillow, it's not every day to meet, right? We are staring at each other every day in an institution, well, Zhao Yiman's bitterness and hatred are deep, and his eyes are wider......"

"You're off topic!" Zhao Man reminded dissatisfiedly.

"Yes, yes, I continued, what is that, I think, to be able to work together, that is to practice for 10,000 years, at least 10,000 years to be able to go in and out of a room all day, so, the two of them are the closest, but the two of them are still fighting and bumping, we work together, and we haven't seen anyone beat anyone to death on the ground, so I think we should toast each other with a few glasses of wine, for us to work together, live together under the same roof, cheers!"

Feng Zhe was a little skeptical that these four people were all addicted to alcohol, and found a way to pour wine into their stomachs, otherwise, maybe the atmosphere here in half the room was like this, everyone was good at what was in the cup, and they could drink a few taels.

The five of them all raised their glasses and drank, and came down in accordance with the rules of official positions from big to small, and started to walk down from Lin Xiaoquan, but Hu Duan, Zhao Man and Li Xueqin didn't fight with Lin Xiaoquan to guess the matchmaker, everyone touched each other's glasses, and when they arrived at Feng Zhe, he stood up and said: " What the director just said is good, the two don't meet all day, good friends may not be able to become good partners, good partners may not be able to become good couples, I can come to the half room, under the leadership of the director, and several other people in the institute to work together, I feel very honored, I just arrived today, I won't say much, you are free, I did it. ”

Feng Zhe drank three cups in a row, Lin Xiaoquan's eyes lit up, because each cup had a little two or two, Hu Duan slapped the table and shouted: "Okay! Li Xueqin, the next time you come with a man with two guns, I will let Xiao Feng go to the battle, and see if he dares to say that there is no one in the judicial office!"

"There are no men and women, why is there no one?" Zhao Man looked at Feng Zhe as he spoke, and said with a smile: "There is always something wrong with this Hu Duan's speech, with a gun and a stick, Xiao Feng will rest first, come down and I'll walk in a circle, grow up, you come." ”

Lin Xiaoquan frowned and said: "Come on, but I'll exercise the power of the director, I think, let's guess the boxing and drinking order, you women don't know, then let's come to the text, if you want to fight without martial arts, you and I will tell stories, or jokes, if you tell a good story, don't drink, if you don't tell a good story, then bounce crookedly." ”

Zhao Man said okay, Lin Xiaoquan said first: "I'll just say four sentences, you can see if this is the truth, saying that we drink alcohol, no matter the time, no matter the occasion, no matter who we are with, no matter what kind of wine, we will never shrink our heads." ”

After Lin Xiaoquan finished speaking, everyone said yes, Zhao Man took a drink, her face suddenly turned red, and Feng Zhe felt that she was more and more like a toy and fake doll.

Next came Hu Duan, Hu Duan said: "There was a bull and a cow grazing in the field with their calves, and a limousine came over, and the bull said: It's not good, you two eat, I'm leaving, the county cadres have come down." The bull said, "You don't know, I eat vegetarian food, and they eat bullwhips as soon as they come, and this is not worse than killing me." The cow said, "Then I have to run too," and the bull asked, "What are you afraid of?" And you don't have a bullwhip! The cow said, "You don't know, these cadres brag after eating the bullwhip!" Then the cow said, "Then I have to go with you, and the bull and the cow ask: What are you going?" The calf said, "You don't know, they will pull the calf after they have blown the bull!"

After Hu Duan finished speaking, several people didn't laugh, Hu Duan was there alone, and when the fun was over, he looked at everyone and said, "Isn't it funny?"

"Is it funny?" Li Xueqin said disdainfully: "Those who know, understand that you mean the county, I don't know, I think you scold us, how different are we from the people in the county you said? Or do you dislike the lack of cattle on this table?"

Hu Duan was dumbfounded when he heard this, drank wine and said, "Huh, I'm not asking for my own hardship." ”

"You're begging for wine. ”

Zhao Man looked at Li Xueqin as he spoke, Li Xueqin smiled and said: "I tell a story, about a young lady walked into the bank and wanted to exchange a hundred yuan for a small denomination, and the bank clerk read it and said, Miss, this is a counterfeit currency of yours, and the young lady screamed when she heard it, and said: Oh my God! ”

When Lin Xiaoquan and Zhao Man heard this, they laughed, but Hu Duan said that it was boring, and asked Li Xueqin to talk about one more, and Li Xueqin said: "It's boring?

"If you don't talk about it, will you?

Li Xueqin pouted and said: "Okay, let you be convinced! The village production team bought a male donkey, but it died within a few days, and it happened that the female * donkey * was in heat, so the village people hurriedly called the village party secretary who was holding a meeting in the county: "The branch secretary! The female * donkey is in heat, the male * donkey is dead, now do you buy the male * donkey first, or wait for you to come back?"

Now Hu Duan also smiled, Feng Zhexin said that this judicial office is all talents, go out to eat both men and women, absolutely kill the Quartet, it will be your turn later, if you can't let go, it may be difficult to blend in with them in the future, if it is too vulgar, but it is a bit against your own will, you have to think about it.

After Li Xueqin finished speaking, Zhao Man was about to drink, so Li Xueqin stopped and said, "I'll drink with my eldest sister, evenly, let's have half a cup of two people." ”

Feng Zhe took a look, although this Li Xueqin was small, she was delicate and knew how to protect people.

Zhao Man looked at Feng Zhe after drinking, Feng Zhe said: "Sister Zhao just finished drinking, a little fierce, I will also say one, say wife, sister-in-law and brother-in-law, fight a natural phenomenon." ”

Zhao Man frowned when he heard this, and Hu Duan asked, "What kind of riddle is this?

"What kind of meeting! Natural phenomena and natural phenomena, do you understand?" Lin Xiaoquan glared at Hu Duan, and Li Xueqin looked at Feng Zhe and smiled: "In the end, I came from the city, I have seen the world, how can such a simple sentence, three people, stump all four of us?"

Li Xueqin is also twenty-four or five years old, her lips are red and her teeth are white after drinking wine, she is very eye-catching, Feng Zhe looked at her and didn't speak, she looked like a black-faced Baogong who was impartial in enforcing the law, Li Xueqin looked at Zhao Man, Zhao Man only looked at Hu Duan and Lin Xiaoquan, and when she saw that everyone shook her head, she said: "It seems that I have drunk this wine." ”

Feng Zhe didn't let everyone wait for a long time, so he said: "Wife, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, fight a natural phenomenon, and the mystery is the sunrise of Mount Tai." ”

"Tarzan sunrise?"

Hu Duan was still repeating, Li Xueqin and Zhao Man were already laughing, Lin Xiaoquan slapped the table and shouted: "Hey, isn't it the sunrise of Mount Tai! The sister-in-law's wife and brother-in-law were both born to the mother-in-law, but isn't it the sunrise of the father-in-law! Xiao Feng, with you, hahaha......

Several people laughed, Feng Zhe didn't let Zhao Man drink alone, he learned from Li Xueqin and shared half of the wine with Zhao Man, just after drinking, Li Xueqin frowned on the side, covered her mouth and ran out, Hu Duan said in his mouth: "It's not usually like this, the amount of alcohol has become smaller today?"

Lin Xiaoquan didn't speak, Zhao Man followed and walked out, and said halfway: "Be careful of people beating you with guns." ”

"What's wrong with me, who did you provoke?" Hu Duan wondered, and Zhao Man said, "Li Xueqin is pregnant." ”

Hu Duan sighed at this time: "I see, pregnancy reaction, gun-wielding people will also play conspiracy, and they are still hiding a small spy here." ”

Lin Xiaoquan frowned, Feng Zhexin said that she was pregnant and still drinking? Lin Xiaoquan said: "Xiao Feng is here, Xueqin is pregnant, and I see that we have become a gang of four again." ”

After giving birth to a child, she will have to take maternity leave, so one day in the future, there will be four more people in the judicial office, but Feng Zhe felt that there was something wrong with what Lin Xiaoquan said, and it seemed that the reason for Li Xueqin's pregnancy was caused by herself.

As he was talking, a man came in from outside the private room, and as soon as he came in, he said, "Lin Justice, do you dare to call me for wine?"

This person is tall, thin, with a loud voice, and looks very momentum, Lin Xiaoquan's eyes opened: "How can I see you anywhere!"

Hu Duan called Director Tang, Feng Zhe stood up, and said in his heart Could this person be the director of the Banjianfang Town Public Security Police Station?

This person patted Hu Duan's shoulder and nodded at Feng Zhe, his eyes were full of scrutiny, and Feng Zhe was even more sure of this person's profession.

"Xiao Feng, this uninvited, half-room earth overlord, director of the police station Tang Jingtian, old Tang, this is the Xiao Feng we just came. ”

"Don is good. ”

Feng Zhe and Tang Jingtian greeted each other, Tang Jingtian sat next to Lin Xiaoquan and asked: "I can hear your laughter on the street, I was so scared that I wanted to set off a gun, and I almost hit the wall, Lin Justice, you have to compensate me for mental damages." ”

Lin Xiaoquan had already taken a wine glass and poured wine for Tang Jingtian at this time, and grinned: "You can pull it, and you don't look at the place." ”

"So much, is it enough?"

Tang Jingtian's eyes widened and he said, "Get off the horse?"

"A glass of wine in the door, and if you don't drink you, you leave. ”

Lin Xiaoquan squeezed his eyes at Hu Duan as he spoke, and Hu Duan picked up his cup and said, "I also salute Director Tang with a cup." ”

Hu Duan's action made Feng Zhe feel that he was very eye-catching, and he not only toasted the wine, but also did not let the wine that Lin Xiaoquan poured for Tang Jingtian seem to be a hard pour.

Tang Jingtian drank Hu Duan and touched it, and as soon as he drank it, Lin Xiaoquan laughed: "If you drink a drink, you will definitely arrest the public security, and you will also be the life of the public security." ”

"That's, are you greedy or what, why don't we change them?"

Tang Jingtian said while eating vegetables: "I was tired to death today, one will drive until now, and I was looking for something to eat, hey, I heard you laughing in this house, and I caught you." ”

"You're talking nonsense, it's the environmental comprehensive management meeting in the town today, right?

Tang Jingtian looked like this, Lin Xiaoquan teased: "The meeting is at eight o'clock, and you will arrive at nine o'clock, and you will go out to pee at ten o'clock, you are so honest today? This is not in line with common sense." ”