Chapter 321: There were too many mistakes in preparation
When Wen Xu's words came out, Shi Shangzhen was immediately stunned, not to mention that Shi Shangzhen didn't know how to take it, even Wen Xu himself didn't know what to say. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Ahem, ahem!"
Wen Xu coughed lightly twice in embarrassment: "I don't mean that, as soon as you say what you see, I don't subconsciously bring out that sentence! It's not often said on TV, I think the Northeast people are going to occupy the major TV stations now!"
"Okay, don't explain, the more you explain, the more chaotic it becomes" Shi Shangzhen finished speaking, shrunk into the pool and began to take a bath.
And Wen Xu turned his back to Shi Shangzhen, and he didn't know where to put his eyes for a while, look at the appearance of the scum, I was afraid that I would laugh again, and now if I laugh again, I will definitely provoke Shi Shangzhen, but don't look at it, my eyes turned there, and after a while, there were two rabbits in my mind.
Wen Xu sighed in his heart: Alas, it's time to find a girlfriend soon!
I don't want to see what I've become, a pair of rabbits can think about it for a long time!
The person on the stone was thinking about where to find a girlfriend, and Shi Shangzhen in the pool decided to break the current awkward atmosphere, and at the same time divert his attention from this person's affairs. Shi Shangzhen was not angry, although she felt that she should be angry, but she didn't know how, when she saw Wen Xu looking at her body in a daze, she actually liked it a little, mixed with shy joy, which made Shi Shangzhen a little at a loss for a while.
"By the way, the third brother of Shida said that the matchmaker brought a woman, when did he say it, how did he say it and change it, this has been changed twice," Shi Shangzhen asked.
Hearing Shi Shangzhen mention this matter, Wen Xu also sighed: "Yes, I came here two days ago, who knew that there was something temporary, I think this matter is a bit hanging, that woman doesn't seem to be sincere!"
"No, I think the third brother of Shida is a little old, right?" Shi Shangzhen stretched out his hand and gently rubbed his arm, there was no shower gel, no matter how he washed Shi Shangzhen, he felt that there were oil stains on his body, so he had to increase his strength and rub it more.
Wen Xu's attention was now attracted by this matter, and the two white rabbits in his mind finally ran away.
After thinking for a while, he said: "I also think it is very likely that a little widow in her thirties will marry the third brother of Shida, an old man in his fifties, and people really have to think about it."
Originally, Wen Shida said a few days ago that he would invite Wen Xu, Old Man Chi and Shi Shangzhen to be companions, who knew that this meal had not been officially eaten until now, and the matchmaker dragged it twice in a row, and now Wen Xu was a little suspicious that it was not that the matchmaker had other ideas, or that this woman had other ideas, and this matter might be yellow.
"Forget it, we shouldn't care about this matter, the third brother is so old, he has his own measure. Besides, I haven't settled down here yet, so where can I care about others!" Wen Xu really didn't know what was wrong.
"How old are you, it's a good time to be in your twenties, and no one else is urging you, you want to get married!" Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.
"It's because no one is urging me to think about it, think about it, after the New Year, everyone is lively, I am facing two dogs here, how boring, anyway, I am going to marry my daughter-in-law before this year, and then give birth to a child professionally, and give birth to him four or five in one go!" Wen Xu said with a yearning look on his face.
"You are a pig when you are a woman, and you are still angry!" Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.
"Who would think that their daughter-in-law is a pig, and when the love is strong, it will naturally be born!" Wen Xu said jokingly.
Speaking of this, Wen Xu asked Shi Shangzhen: "By the way, have you washed it, after washing, wash your clothes as well, and I will also wash mine, pick it up under the sun over there, and it will dry in half an hour at most."
"I'll wash it right away, I don't need to wear work clothes, I have two dry clothes in my bag, you go and get them for me," Shi Shangzhen said.
Women always love beauty, and they are also thoughtful about themselves, afraid that something will happen, so Shi Shangzhen prepared spare clothes for himself.
Hearing her say this, Wen Xu walked to Da Bai's side, looked at the backpack on its side, and easily found a piece of clothing wrapped in a plastic bag from it, and didn't look at it much, just took it in his hand, and began to retreat, waiting to retreat to the big rock and put it behind him.
"I think it, the third brother of Shida doesn't need to be in such a hurry, anyway, he is so old, what if he waits for a year, wait for this time next year, our village will definitely be better than now, now our village has just started, everyone's house has just started, like many of my plans have not been rolled out yet, waiting for it to be done, then you see, there are definitely many girls who want to marry into Wenjia Village, and there will be no problem for the third brother to marry a girl in her twenties when the time comes......" Shi Shangzhen said while rubbing the clothes in his hands.
"I also joked with the third brother about it, but it seems that he just fell in love with the little daughter-in-law and has feelings for the little woman" Wen Xu smiled when he said this.
The two chatted for a while, Shi Shangzhen changed his clothes, and then took the old clothes to the sun to dry.
When Shi Shangzhen walked on the big slate again, Wen Xu glanced at her, and immediately moved his gaze to other places, because Shi Shangzhen didn't have any underwear on his body now, and his summer clothes were not thick.
Vaguely, in fact, it is not vague, but the little peach on her chest, which is directly a little clear, disturbing Wen Xu's mind, and the heartbeat of the whole person is much faster at a glance.
Next, the two of them had lunch, which was actually bread and spring water. The dry food prepared by Shi Shangzhen was already very satisfying to have a bread to warm up, and he didn't even dare to think about a local hamburger, that is, a little lettuce in the bread, with a little sauce or something.
After eating, Shi Shangzhen's clothes were dry, she changed into her underwear again, and then the two continued to look for the beehive along the forest.
This time the scum is much more honest, following Wen Xu's side for several hours, except for poking the honeycomb, this product is almost to the point of not leaving.
Two more beehives were found, although they were not very big, but they were completely enough for the experiment, Wen Xu hung the remaining three tree tubes in the village, one or two of them had queen bees, and one was empty in the middle of the two beehives, thinking that if they could divide the nest, they would make money, and if they could not divide the nest, they would not lose.
Everything was ready, and the sun was already in the west, so the two of them packed up and prepared to reverse.
Naturally, going back is a lot easier than when you came, not to mention anything else, Da Bai doesn't have those tree tubes on his body, Shi Shangzhen and Wen Xu are not stupid, they naturally know that riding Da Bai back, compared with when they came, they feel like a fairy when they go back.
Da Bai's foot strength is very good, and the two Wen Xushi Shang Zhen on their backs almost don't feel anything, walking back with a trot in small steps, they don't feel tired at all, they all trotted for almost twenty minutes, and Da Bai's nose didn't even gasp for white steam.
At this time, Shi Shangzhen grabbed the hem of Wen Xu's clothes with both hands, but his attention was on the head of the scum, and he smiled at a glance.
"Wen Xu, next time the scum is disobedient, you will give it to the bee to sting, you see that it can't be well-behaved this afternoon, if you don't look at it, you will think it is a pillar for a while" Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.
Wen Xu didn't even look at the scum, and said in his heart: It's not good, it's trying to recuperate in space!
Wen Xu also just figured out the trick, how could this scum be so inseparable from him this afternoon, and from time to time he called at himself twice, rubbing his legs for a while, that sticky energy, it is estimated that it has never happened since the creation of the century! Wen Xu only had to think about it to guess what the idea of this thing was in his heart.
"Judging by its virtue, it is estimated that it will be difficult to eat in the next few days," Wen Xu said with a smile.
Shi Shangzhen also smiled and said, "That's miserable!"
"That's right, save me money and lose weight," Wen Xu said happily.
The scum is bitter in his heart at this time, his whole face is deformed, and he doesn't look like before, for example, he can see 160 degrees in front of him, but now he can only see 30 degrees, because the whole face is swollen, the flesh is squeezed together, and its eyes are squeezed smaller, and sometimes it is even a little difficult to turn his head.
Wen Xu and Shi Shang really teased the scum easily, and just got out of the forest.
As soon as I got out of the forest, there was no sun in the whole sky, which was not a happy event, because according to the urine nature of Wenjia Village, it was immediately followed by a pouring rain.
The sky darkened, and a gentle breeze blew, and almost instantly, the originally hot air seemed to be swept away, and the temperature began to drop sharply.
"Did you bring rain gear?" Wen Xu looked at the sky, then turned his head to Shi Shangzhen and asked.
Shi Shangzhen said embarrassedly: "I didn't prepare, I didn't know how difficult it was to find a hive, I originally thought it would be over at two or three o'clock in the afternoon......."
If you want to say that Shi Shangzhen is so prepared, there is no one left! There is no foresight at all, and the whole day is lost.
"Okay, don't say it, I'll figure out a way!" Wen Xu looked up at the sky, and felt that even if Dabai could fly, the two of them would not be able to rush home before the rain.
After discerning the direction, Wen Xu's legs gently clamped Da Bai's belly: "Da Bai, run!"
Feeling the master's movements, the hard-working Dabai immediately spread his four hooves and ran forward, before he ran two hundred meters, the whole sky was dark, and then the raindrops of beans directly knocked on the ground.
"Where are we going, it's going to get wet anyway, so let's just go back!" Shi Shangzhen made a direct move and caressed Wen Xu's waist, and put his mouth to Wen Xu's ear and said.
There was a commotion all around under the rain, and it was really hard to hear people talking if they didn't get close, Wen Xu said two words here, and Shi Shangzhen asked two sentences in a row, so Wen Xu had to turn his mouth to Shi Shangzhen's ear.
"I said I have to find something to cover, or I can't see how the things in front of me go, how uncomfortable it is, I have to cover my head anyway," Wen Xu said.
"Find a tree to hide!"
"You are stupid, hiding under a tree on such a rainy day, a lightning bolt came down, we are both finished, I don't have a child yet, I can't die!" Wen Xu smiled.
"When have you been dreaming of your child," Shi Shangzhen smiled.
"I have a dream at any time, I am counting on the child to inherit the ancestry" Wen Xu laughed and roared loudly, urging Da Bai to rush forward, and at the same time, the frightened Shi Shangzhen suddenly caressed Wen Xu's waist tightly.
Da Bai carried Wen Xu and the two to a wild pond, the pond is not big and the water is deep, but it is full of lotus flowers.
Wen Xu got down from the back of the white cow, directly reached out to pick up the largest lotus leaf and picked two, walked back to Da Bai's side, stretched out his hand and tore it a few times, and put the lotus leaf in his hand on Shi Shangzhen's head, I have to say that the lotus leaf here is quite big, after tearing it in the middle, he opened a shawl with a pullover, and then put such a lotus leaf on the head, so that the rain can't hit the upper body, and the lower body can only let it get wet.
After picking up Shi Shangzhen, Wen Xu also got himself a body, and at this time, Wen Xu, who was soaked all over, was childlike, and directly made a cover for Da Bai on its head.
"Let's go!" Wen Xu shouted back on the back of the cow, urging Dabai to move in the direction of Wenjia Village.
It's not that Wen Xu wants to be handsome, and it's not that he doesn't want to find a place to hide from the rain, but now there is no place to hide from the rain here, and Wen Xu will definitely not stay in such a dangerous place under the tree, there are only cliffs and no caves nearby, so it seems that there are many choices, but in fact, there is only one best, and that is to go back in the rain.
Da Bai carried the two back to the village, the two of them can no longer be described as a chicken soup, it is directly a chicken soup, there is no dry place on the whole body, and the whole person is like being fished out of the water.
The heavy rain outside continued to fall, and Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen had already returned to the hut.
As soon as the door was opened and they entered the house, the two cubs looked at the two of them with their eyes for a long time, but they didn't pounce on them as before, and they didn't recognize the two of them at once.
Not to mention the two little bear cubs, even Dongliang didn't recognize the two of them at once, and he was even more vigilant when he saw the scum who came into the house, thinking that there was some 'wild thing' in the house. After hearing the snorting of the scum again, I realized that this person with a head like a 'pig' was his own scum brother!
The appearance of the scum now made the always calm pillars look stupidly for almost a minute, which shows how ugly and bursting the scum is at this time!
"Come, I've brought you some honey!" Wen Xu took out the plastic bag from his hand, but when he opened it, he found that he didn't know when, the bag was scratched, and now the bag is not honey, not even a handful of rain!