Chapter 210: The Chattering Notebook
It's good that two people are talking, and suddenly a third party is inserted, which is too scary. ćć
Especially when I looked around, I didn't even see half a figure, which made me even more surprised.
Could it be haunted?
This ghost is so bold that he dares to come to our house to make trouble, I really don't know whether to live or die
I immediately yelled, "What the hell, get out of here"
Feng Tian snorted and was happy, looking at me as if he was looking at an idiot.
I was so stunned by her reaction that I was about to ask me what I had done wrong, when I heard the voice say, " Hey, hey, hey, I'm right in front of you, you still tell me to get out, can I roll casually, what if it rolls bad, what if it breaks down, you spend so much money to buy me back, just to see if I roll once, of course, I don't care, the master's will is my order, if you really want me to roll, then I'll roll, make sure to roll beautifully, roll the standard and roll far, but you can think about it, even if you have a lot of money to buy a dozen more baked buns, it is trivial, but on other people's malicious credit records, it is not necessarily easy for you to buy again. Also, I'm very precious, not as solid as you think, no protective array is installed, it may be bad if you bump it, have you read the manual, you really were defeated, hey, I said why don't you speak, give me a quasi-word, if you really let me go, then I'll get out, don't regret it and don't be sad, buy another one when the time comes"
Damn, there's a chatter
I looked for the voice, and then I saw which guy was talking
My newly bought computer
There was no reaction on the computer screen, which was still dark just now, and a face appeared, still a panda face, and the mouth was opening and closing without stopping.
"I said why do you want me to get out, are you the legendary rich and capricious, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy a computer just to see what the effect of my expensive computer is rolling up Tut-tut, today I finally met the local tyrant. Tuhao, let's be friends, let me hug my thighs and roll again, my life is worth it, I have never seen a tyrant"
I had to ask Feng Tian: "What's the situation?"
"It's the guardian spirit of the computer" Feng Tian raised his hand and pointed at the panda brain on the screen, "This is a regular guardian spirit, the image design is good, well, the speech is also smooth, is it that if we add the soul core, then we will make a lot of money."
Then the panda won't be happy," I said chick, what are you playing indiscriminately, can you afford to pay for it if it is broken, I will sue you, I am a very precious alchemy product, an epoch-making invention that combines Chinese and Western, don't compare the evil things that rely on the core of the soul with me, that's not the same thing at all, I sue you, my design spell is exquisite, if you play me bad, don't fix it yourself, you have to reverse the factory, anti-factory understand me I don't say master, this chick is you, you have to look at her, you see her look at my eyes, a look of ill will, maybe she is thinking about how to sneak me away Master, you can't be too weak-hearted, just mess with her when you hit a cannon, as the saying goes, pulling ruthlessness is the real hero"
Feng Tian said simply, "I bought you, and the mark I left is also mine."
The panda's face immediately changed, "Ah, ah, ah, hahaha, I'll just say, how can the owner of such a shrewd and expensive alchemy computer have such a featureless public face, looking at his poor and sour appearance, he doesn't look like he can afford me, and he looks like he is a servant for you." Which is like the master of you, gentle and beautiful and generous, the chest is big enough, this year the head and chest is justice, the master of my browser favorites to save a website, is a monopoly on oversized underwear, well-made, the materials are exquisite, the most suitable for your kind of big-breasted girl, a while hurry up to see, you can tell me the size, I will order you a set of the sexiest and most beautiful"
Feng Tian coughed dryly, "He is my junior brother, although you were bought by me, but it is he who uses you."
Panda immediately said: "I see, I'll just say, how can such a beautiful girl like you stay in front of the computer every day, it's a waste of your beauty, this handsome guy is very suitable, at first glance, he has a high degree of education and a good brain, and it is really suitable to use a smart and lovely computer like me." Senior brother,What web pages do you like to visit, what games do you play, I also have video sites for adults in my favorites.,I've cracked the account password.,Watch it casually without spending money.,This content is great.,It's very good.,You know.ć Do you want to try it now?,You just need to give an order.,I'll help you open the website right away.,I don't like what type of video you like?Tokyo hot a Daokong Angel Woodpecker or South Korea's third-level want me to build yƬ Ah,You'd better take a look at our local selfie.,Although the skills are a little worse.,But it's real.,You can understand what you say.,There's a sense of substitution.ć Sense of substitution, do you understand, the most important thing to read online novels now is a sense of substitution"
Damn,This computer has no lower limit of discipline, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look normal.ć
I quickly closed the notebook, and the world was quiet, and I asked Feng Tian: "Is it normal for it to talk like this?"
Feng Tian said: "I've only seen alchemy lifeforms in cartoons, and I don't know if it's normal, but I remember that a few years ago, there was a ban treaty in Europe and the United States, prohibiting the use of computers to make alchemy life, for fear that it would get out of control, all related technologies have been destroyed, how can anyone else on our side produce this kind of thing."
I immediately remembered the out-of-control cannibalistic computer before, "Could it be a family's vest, the previous computer also used alchemy." ā
"No, it won't. Feng Tian said with certainty, "We bought it in the official flagship store, there may be problems with the quality, but it will definitely not be a copycat stall, wait a while, I'll call and ask, you insert the mail tray first to see how the compatibility is"
After saying that, she went into the house and took her mobile phone to call.
I pulled out the tray containing all the study materials, opened the notebook again, and the panda's voice immediately rang out, " Oh, master, how can you close it without saying hello, at least you can turn it off first, you do this, I will fall into the boundless darkness, it is so cold and lonely, my heart is full of fear, to be honest, I am a little claustrophobic, if you always close the lid without shutting down, after a long time, I am likely to become mentally ill A computer becomes mentally ill What kind of terrible things will be done, you can never imagine, such as when you are on the Internet to alert the case, when you use online banking to steal your money and spend it, these are all possible, what do you want to do with the mailbox, do you want to insert me, I have a special mailbox mouth,Can't just plug it in.,Of course, the master can plug it if you want to.,As long as you're happy and satisfied.,I have no opinion on how you plug it."
Damn, there's a lot of nonsense about this broken computer.
I didn't answer it, and I stuck the tray on the slot at once.
The panda's face changed dramatically, and he let out a scream that exploded into pieces with a thud, and the screen was completely dark again