In the midst of loud laughter, Qin Feng said with a bitter face:

"I said, let's eat this? …… Ay! There's no way, it's just the four of us in heaven, ah! Xiao San'er, Lao Wang, I, you, are really not worth the fire."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Don't hire a cook"

Qin Feng smiled:

"Let's make do with it, make do with it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoAfter eating, sit down here, I said there are just a few of us in heaven, it's weird and panicked, is there anything fun?

God said that he was not here to play, but said that if you have any request, you can ask for it, and I will grant your wish."

Lin Yang nodded: "Oh! Then you can mention a few."

Speaking of this, laughter suddenly rang out.

Many people instantly thought of the second half of "Journey to the West" that Qin Feng said in the backstage of CCTV on the day of the Lantern Festival, when the big blue goblin who came out of the lamp coughed with the Jade Emperor.

Last time it was the Jade Emperor, this time it was replaced by God.

I wonder how this kid is going to have fun with God? Everyone waited with great interest.

Qin Feng smiled happily: "Ho-!" That's a good thing."

Lin Yang was also excited, and urged: "You tell him!" ”

Qin Feng said solemnly: "I said, I hope for world peace"

Lin Yang nodded approvingly: "Great wish"

Qin Feng's face was embarrassed, and he scratched his chin and pondered for a while: "This difficulty,......, tell you the truth, buddy, I'm not refuting your face"

Lin Yang frowned and sighed, "Hi! Why is this God so vulgar, this God? ”

"Hahaha"

Laughter resumed.

Okay! This is God, isn't this two alleys skewers touching together!

Qin Feng made a smoking posture again: "Because, I have to be able to do this, right!" This is difficult for me, you discuss something else, ah! ”

Lin Yang nodded: "Let's mention one more!" ”

Qin Feng said with disdain: "Ah! You say, you can't even achieve world peace,......, hey! I have a friend named Lin Yang."

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "Think of me again!" ”

Qin Feng excitedly took out his pocket: "Look at it, I have a photo with me, he doesn't look good, can you make him pretty?" ”

After saying that, he spread out his palms and kept smoking his head in the other direction, with a very happy expression.

Lin Yang smiled and praised: "This is for my good, how about this?" …… Can you snuff out that cigarette? Look at this picture."

Qin Feng looked at the photo in his hand, thought for a moment, and then turned his head and said, "Let's talk about world peace."

Lin Yang sighed angrily: "Oops! ”

He sighed here, Qin Feng had already tore the photo to shreds on the other side, and then threw it on the ground and kicked it twice, it seemed to be very relieved!

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out like a tsunami.

People are crazy, this extremely funny line, coupled with Qin Feng's witty body movements, immediately made all places on the scene and the live broadcast end explode.

"It's really home! Is Lin Yang that ugly? ”

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, whoever puts up this partner will have to vomit blood!"

"Let's talk about world peace, another classic!"

"It's so exciting, this cross talk is enjoyable!"

……

Gangzi and Hao Jun had already laughed softly, and they had no strength left, so they could only lean together, otherwise they would both have to sit on the ground.

Lin Yang's parents, relatives and friends also laughed so much that tears flew into their eyes.

Especially Lin Yang's mother, while laughing and wiping her tears, kept complaining.

"Qin Feng, this bastard boy, you have to clean him up when you meet, is Yangyang so ugly?"

In the Beijing school, Cong Shan was lying on the bed and burst into laughter, scolding Qin Feng in her mouth.

It's just too bad! How dare you damage Lin Yang like this!

"Bah-!"

Before the laughter fell, the boos rang out like earth-shattering.

Everyone was completely impressed by this stalk, and Qin Feng could think of it!

In the midst of laughter, Qin Feng stretched out his foot and kicked the place where the photo was thrown a few times, as if he was embarrassed.

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop it, then glared and said, "I'm more struggling than world peace?" “

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said, "Hate me so much, who let you tear it?" No, say no, why are you tearing it? I worked! “

Lin Yang was surprised: "What are you doing?" “

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed to the ground: "I keep it to ward off evil spirits."

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Hi! Okay, tear it, tear it."

"Hahaha"

Another burst of maniacal laughter.

Ward off evil spirits! It's too bad, it's really swearing without dirty words!

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves, raised his hand and pointed back, and said angrily: "I said, you come out, you come out"

Lin Yang asked, "What are you doing?" “

Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his hand to unbutton his chest and made a gesture of unbuttoning: "God is happy, pop and unbutton it, wow!" Take it off, slap it wide, protect the heart hair"

Lin Yang said, "God? ”

The intensity of the laughter suddenly went up to another level.

You can see that these two boys are teaming up to abuse God!

Qin Feng gestured with both hands from his chest to the back: "This is tattooed with two ribbon fish"

Lin Yang smiled bitterly and corrected: "Hey! That's two dragons playing with pearls! ”

The laughter was deafening and getting louder.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed back: "Put on your sunglasses, you come out, go, let's go outside, outside, ah!" ”

Lin Yang was surprised: "The boss of the underworld! ”

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves:

"I said in my heart, I'm afraid of you? ......, but if I think about it again, I'm alone, and they are all together, as well as Lao Wang and San'er.

If I can't beat them, I'll jump to the top of the clouds, flash! As soon as he stood up, God pulled out the remote control and said, 'Flip! 'Wow! “

As he spoke, he stretched out his hands and made a flipping motion.

"Hahaha"

The laughter was completely unstoppable, and many people were paralyzed by laughter.

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Clouds?" ”

Qin Feng turned his head and explained, "The clouds are raised by their family, do you know?" ”

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey! Is there one who feeds the clouds? ”

The entire ancient culture street was completely transformed into a sea of joy at this time.

The big screens at both ends of the street also cut to the satellite TV channel, which was playing Qin Feng's cross talk.

The audience was surrounded in front of the big screen, and they were also laughing to death.

Qin Feng pointed down with a bitter face: "Hit the top and ...... It's down, it's over! I'm going to have to fall to my death."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's it"

Qin Feng stretched out his arms forward: "Suddenly, bang!" Someone reached out and caught me."

Lin Yang continued: "Stopped!" ”

Qin Feng frowned: "Take a look at the ground, yo!" These two are like goblins, one with the head of a cow and the other with the head of a horse."

Lin Yang suddenly said: "This is the bull head and horse noodles"

Qin Feng was taken aback: "Yin Cao Difu, bull head and horse face, we have seen it, I said, yo!" Thank you both for saving lives. …… Are you Qin Feng? …… No, no, my name is Lin Yang."

Lin Yang shook his hands angrily: "Why are you mentioning me at this time?" ”

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted wildly.

People laughed and slapped their thighs, objects around them, and anything else that could, and everyone laughed to tears.

It's too bad, it's all gone, and I want to pull Lin Yang on my back, it's really bad to have sores on the top of my head and pus on the soles of my feet! It's gone!

Many people in the Tianjin cross talk industry also laughed straight down, and even some of them were already lying on the table, laughing out of breath.

"The cooperation is too tacit, it's like a partner for a few months, it's like being together for half a lifetime!"

"Don't forget that these two are classmates, and it is said that they are still in the same dormitory, so it's not surprising to have this tacit understanding."

"This stalk is good, can we use it?"

"Old Tang, I advise you to be cautious, Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice in the capital are a lesson from the past, a bloody lesson!"

"That's it! Be careful! If you want to use it, it's best to say hello first, and get Qin Feng's permission, this kid looks harmless to humans and animals, but it's really scary to be ruthless! ”

"That's true, this kid is famous, it's best not to mess with it!"

……

On stage, the joy continues to unleash.

Qin Feng said with a questioning face: "Lin Yang? No! Are you so cold? ”

Lin Yang shook his hand with a smile: "Hey! Let's just mention this."

"Hahaha"

Another burst of maniacal laughter.