Chapter 10: The Best Imp
Let's say that Sixi rode a donkey and hummed a little song all the way to the Land Temple, because the road was only a dozen miles away and he had the experience of going to the Mixed Yuan Wuji Array last time, Sixi saw the Land Temple from a distance in less than an hour. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Along the way, he sighed vigorously, all because he went out twice and didn't see the monster all the time!
Looking at the land temple on the hillside, Sixi couldn't help but curse: "Ahhh!!h Arriving so soon, there must be no monsters in this place of the Land Temple. I wanted to try my three spells, but I was happy again! Isn't it said that there are a lot of youkai? Why can't I see any of them!! ”
But swearing is swearing, and the four joys are not delayed. He knew that there were still people waiting for him in the village, and he had to complete the task as soon as possible and go back to his life. "Forget it, there will be opportunities in the future, and I will definitely catch the opportunity for a long night in the coming days." As if comforting himself, Sixi finally saw the Land Temple clearly.
It's not so much a temple as it is a tablet. The temple is just a three-meter-high earthen wall with a two-meter-wide eaves protruding from the top of the earthen wall. And under this roof, there is only a large statue sitting on a stone chair. The statue is in the form of an old man, and although it is seated, it is also more than two meters high.
"Tsk, it's really a giant...... Sixi smacked his tongue, "but the statue is very good, but I want to see a real person...... How do you see it? Sixi frowned, he thought about it for a long time with a bitter little face and didn't have any clue. Hey, I knew I wouldn't have walked so fast......"
He wanted to go back to the village to inquire about Wuyangzi, but he thought about it. When I left, I swore that I would go back and tell the truth after a while, and if I went back after a long time, I would be embarrassed. Thinking of this, Sixi shook his head for a while, and he made up his mind that he would not go until he completed the task.
"Anyway, let's shout and try it first...... "In desperation, Sixi made such a decision." Hey, anyone? Land grandpa are you not there? If you are there, I will reply to it......"
Sixi ran to the stone statue and began to shout in a loud voice, and the sound was like killing a pig. Of course, this is deliberately done by Sixi, and it is easy to be heard by people when he speaks sharply, which is a truth he has come to in the past twelve years. This is also thanks to the old aunts in the village, because in the village women scream their husbands and get a response, while uncles and uncles use their heroic voices to sweat their own wives often take a long time to be taken care of. Sixi has seen it for 12 years, and this model has never changed. That's why he stands out from this set of theories. (Fallacious, don't believe it...... )
Under Sixi's ghost crying wolf howl, an old and weak voice finally reached Sixi's ears. "Alas, young fellow Daoist, don't shout anymore, if you continue to shout like this, my soul will be shouted out to you." Suddenly hearing this, Sixi jumped suddenly. He looked left and right, and it was clear that she had just been frightened.
"Ahem. Young fellow Daoist, I'm here. Sixi followed the sound and looked at the Land Temple, only to see that the stone statue had disappeared at some point, and was replaced by an old man the size of the statue. The man wore a red hat and a red robe, and his face was full of majesty. One left and one right, there are two little ghosts, blue and green, with sharp horns on their heads, and their facial features are no different from ordinary people, but their height is less than two feet. At this moment, these two little imps are fanning the land with huge banana leaves that are completely disproportionate to their bodies.
"Grandpa Land, I'm Sixi from Xiaosang Village, I'm here to say hello to you first." Sixi stepped forward and said sweetly
"Ahh Road...... Uh, Sixi, really polite and sensible. The land didn't expect Sixi to talk to him so politely, and of course he couldn't go too far when people gave him a smile. Previously, he was indeed disturbed by Sixi's broken voice, so that there was a little displeasure on his face.
But he's just a land in Nanpingguan. With no roots and no door, how dare he easily offend a cultivator in a small village with only a dozen households within a radius of dozens of miles, where birds don't. In case someone is worried about it, what should I do if I come back to smash the temple when I have a successful cultivation? It's just that what he never expected was that Sixi actually greeted him very politely, maybe he hadn't seen anyone so polite to him for a long time, after hearing Sixi say this, his displeasure disappeared without a trace.
The land waved his hand and motioned for the two imps to stop. Now his face was full of smiles, like an old man next door, and said, "Well, Sixi, yes, Sixi, what's the matter?" ”
"Well, that's right, Grandpa Land, my family lives in Xiaosang Village. But a few days ago, a large number of wild boars suddenly gathered at the edge of the village to destroy the crops, do you know what the reason is? ”
"Huh? Something to do? The land looked at the blue imp and said, "Xiaolan, do you know about this? ”
When the blue imp saw the eyes of the land sweeping towards him, he immediately shuddered. I saw him trembling and said: "I, I, I, I don't know anything, I really don't know anything......" After speaking, he was even more frightened and knelt down.
Sixi on the side was very disdainful when he saw this, "This is the legendary ghost?" Damn, this is too weak......" Sixi muttered, but he kept staring at the blue imp.
"I say, you're suspicious! repeated vigorously, and was so frightened that he knelt down. Is there some ulterior secret to be a thief! Sixi couldn't help but say
As soon as he said this, the blue imp was directly paralyzed with fright. He hurriedly knelt down beside the land and shouted, "My lord, spare your life!" I'm guilty! ”
"I'll be obedient, this ......" Sixi held his forehead as if he had been defeated. This blue imp is simply a worrying IQ, and he doesn't know how to lie at all. He looked at the land helplessly, and when he saw that his face was normal, he suddenly realized. It's not necessarily a bad thing to have a subordinate with this kind of worrying IQ, at least he won't play tricks on you at all.
The land Chong Sixi smiled, he looked at the blue imp majestically and said: "You come in detail, if you have the slightest concealment, you will be in ashes, and you will never be reborn!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the little imp trembled even more seriously, and he stammered, "Yes, my lord! Villain...... No ...... Half a ...... Concealing ......"
Looking at the stammering appearance of the blue imp, Sixi couldn't help but feel irritated. He drew his iron sword and put it on the shoulder of the blue imp. At the same time, he shouted loudly: "Hurry up!" If you are still stammering here, don't blame me for being ruthless under the sword! ”
The trick of four happiness is still very effective. The iron sword was put around his neck, and the blue imp no longer stammered, and he shouted directly: "Here's the thing......"