(It's been a long time since I've posted a side story.,I just went to see a movie yesterday.,Apocalypse suddenly came to inspiration.,Code this chapter.。 Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info of course, side story, if you don't want to see it, you can skip it. ）

This chapter was jointly written and published by the Crimson Alien Alliance, the SCP Foundation, the Hollywood Party Branch of the Red Party in the United States, the Sino-Soviet Joint Base, the Chinese Revolutionary Alliance (China Revolutionary Alliance), the Helicarrier Sky Carrier and its companion Hubelian.

In the No. 2 studio of CSCTV (Sino-Soviet Central Television), the engineers of the base plus a few worker bees are setting up the studio site.

"No. 5 face-hugging insect is a little to the right, to be symmetrical, we have to take care of some comrades with obsessive-compulsive disorder."

By the time everything was set up, the whole studio already felt like a dark and terrifying style.

"Very good, the lights and sound are all in place, and the recording will start soon."

Huaxia Tianqi Tank walked up from the small door behind the rostrum, she didn't seem to be frightened by all this, but nodded.

"Get ready to go live! Three, two, one, go! ”

The Huaxia Apocalypse Tank sat in a very deep-sea style seat and sorted out the microphone.

"Hello everyone. I'm the host Huaxia Apocalypse Tank, and welcome everyone to watch the Red Alert film. (@王尼玛, sorry comrade.) ）”

"In this episode, we invited the lead actor of a recent classic movie, Alien: The Alien in the Contract, and we applaud and welcome it."

'Bang Bang' (Applause with lossless sound quality. ）

In the midst of applause, an Alien Empress wearing a black gothic loli suit, with digital camouflage on her face and a ring on her head, walked up.

(Yamato: One of her meows, the Oupai is actually bigger than the size of one of my battleships, the old lady is not convinced, bastard!) Comrade alien, do you still want class friendship? ）

"Hello everyone, my name is Kazelin, and I am the current leader of the Alien Alliance."

"So why did you come to make a movie?"

"Well, this question is actually very simple, because some people think that our aliens are very scary, so well, I am also thinking about our image."

"Oh, is that so?" Huaxia Apocalypse Tank nodded, seemingly satisfied with this answer: "So, before the official interview, I would like to ask you a question. You aliens shouldn't be able to parasitize their mothers, because you know that our humanoid form should also be considered flesh and blood. ”

This question is actually the voice of all the machine girls.,After all, the alien is a thriller.,It's scared a lot of machine girls.。

"Do you think we can survive by absorbing explosives and drinking diesel?"

"Well, it doesn't seem to work. And then, we have one more question. ”

The Huaxia Apocalypse Tank seems to want to break the casserole and ask the end, which is also a few questions from the audience at the beginning of this interview. The TV station collected a lot of questions from the masses, and then randomly selected a few from them to be asked by the Huaxia Apocalypse Tank.

"Since you belong to an 'alliance', how did you come to establish such an alliance?"

"Oh, we've got the help of the same Foundation, I met SCP-1006 in [DATA EXPUNGED] National Park, and they were very friendly and able to communicate. I guess they were my mentors. ”

"Oh, I see, as far as I know, SCP-1006 is a redist organization, so it's hard for you?"

The Alien Queen took out a small red notebook from the pocket of her skirt, which was supposed to be Capital, at least it seemed to be.

"It's a book written in Alien Language, and I think it's very correct, so I don't think you should call me a queen."

"Because the word is feudalism, right?"

"Yes, that's right."

It seems that the universe of the future will be the world of red flags.

Many viewers who watched the show launched a barrage, and they all brushed up on one more sentence: the oppressed proletarians of the whole universe unite.

"Then let's not talk so much about digressions, let's talk about this movie, did you feel any difficulties when you were filming "Alien: Contract" or something."

"Of course there is, for example, the scene where I was sucked out of the universe, that scene, we filmed in real space with the help of the Hyperion."

"Eh, isn't that dangerous?"

Alien cocked Erlang's legs, picked up the drink on the table and took a sip, it was obvious that the drink was to her taste.

"Of course it's dangerous, but we dedicate ourselves to the revolution and to the arts."

"But, you're the leader of the aliens, wouldn't it be troublesome if something went wrong?"

"Don't be afraid, I'm actually just an ordinary proletarian revolutionary, all of whom contribute to the doctrine, and move wherever I need to."

Huaxia Tianqi Tank wiped the cold sweat on his head, and said a little speechlessly: "Your ideological and political consciousness is really high." ”

"Where, where, it's far away, you must have watched "The Dawn Is Quiet Here".

"Very classic Soviet films, of course I've seen them."

"There is a part of the heroine who risked her life to shoot, that is, the part where she sank into the swamp, and her own request at that time was, I want to really sink into the swamp."

"So you are the same, saying that you want to really enter the universe."

"That's right, that's right, you have to try to shoot as realistically as possible, and be serious and responsible in order to be worthy of the people! And I can't sell cuteness like this. ”

Sister,You're really cute.,Your cute points are:Outside the mother.、Contrast cute、Childlike giant (bi-)、Legal Lori。

Of course, Comrade Alien said this, probably to tease those 'little fresh meat' who can make money by just selling cuteness.

Huaxia Apocalypse Tank asked the next question: "Then may I ask that in the movie, a new alien was born, that kind of little flies, how did that shot do it, and is it also real?" ”

"It's not, this thing, in fact, you're familiar with it, it's just the Empire's nano swarm. The Empire's nano-insect swarm adds a little more stunt. ”

"As far as I know, you have evolved into viviparity and abandoned oviparity in Alien 3, so where did the face-hugging worm that appeared in this step of the alien come from, did you keep the eggs?"

You have to mention the plot of Alien, Alien 1 is actually about what happened after Prometheus, and this contract is actually just a complete worldview.

When filming Alien 3, the aliens became viviparous, so when filming the contract, the aliens had no way to find the real alien eggs to shoot.

"Well, this is actually a stunt, such as when the face-hugging insect pounces out. Well, in this scene, I actually directly followed the footage of the first recording. (Whisper: Actually, it's to save money.) And the face-hugging insect that pounced out was actually a terrifying robot that made us put on makeup. ”

Shoot directly with horror robots, so it seems that you don't save much money......

"Then let's take the interview as the last question, because there are too many questions to ask, and it may be a spoiler."

"Okay."

"So comrade, how much do you think the box office will be after the release of this movie?"

"I estimate that with a box office of several billions, I am actually satisfied. Because of this contract, I always feel that the director made something in order to cheat the audience of their money. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"If I continue to talk about this like this, it is estimated that the box office will not be able to get it, so I will only talk about it here, as for how many emotional things are in it, comrades go to the cinema to watch it yourself."

Don't forget to do it at the end, do you want to pull a ticket?

How do I feel that it is not Soviet at all?

"Okay, then that's the end of what we watch in this issue of Red Alert, after the release of Alien: Contract. We'll have more interviews, so stay tuned. ”

(This side story is not finished to be continued)