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Full of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears!

Duyun is an idiot, who understands the taste?

Out is clear, and look at the story on the stone. Press the book cloud on the stone:

On that day, the land fell into the southeast, and there was a place called Gusu in this southeast corner, and there was a city called Changmen, which was the most rich and elegant place in the red dust. There is a ten-mile street outside this gate, there is a Renqing lane in the street, there is an ancient temple in the lane, because the place is narrow and narrow, people call it the gourd temple. Next to the temple lives a hometown eunuch, surnamed Zhen, named Fei, and the word Shiyin. His wife is Feng Shi, virtuous and virtuous, and knows etiquette and righteousness. Although his family is not very rich, the local people also promote him as a noble family. Because of this Zhen Shi's hidden nature, he does not think of merit, and only watches flowers and bamboos every day, drinks wine and reverses poetry for fun, but it is a first-class character of the gods. It's just one shortcoming: now he is half a hundred, he has no children under his knees, only one daughter, her milk name is Yinglian, and she is three years old.

One day, in the hot summer and eternal day, Shi Yin sat in the study, until his hands were tired and threw away the book, rested a few times, and did not feel hazy and fell asleep. When you dream of one place, you don't know where it is. Suddenly, a monk came to the room, and they talked about it. But the preacher asked, "What do you want with you to take this fool with you?" The monk smiled and said: "Don't worry, now there is a period of romantic public case that should be closed, and this dry and merry family has not yet been reincarnated into the WTO. Taking advantage of this opportunity, he took this stupid thing with him and made him go through the experience. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "That humane: "It turns out that the recent romance and injustice will be ruined for the past generations?" But I don't know where it ends? The monk laughed and said, "This is funny, but it is a rare thing that has never been heard of for thousands of years. Just because on the bank of the Western Spirit River, there is a Zhuzhu grass, and there are sometimes waiters of the Shenying of the Red Flawed Palace, which is irrigated with nectar every day, and this Zhuzhu grass has to prolong the years. Later, after being nourished by the essence of heaven and earth, and regaining the nourishment of rain and dew, he had to get rid of the grass and wood, and had to change his human form, only to cultivate into a female body, and swim all day long away from the hatred of the world. Just because the virtue of irrigation has not yet been rewarded, there is a lingering meaning in its five. It just so happened that this Shenying waiter was in a hurry, taking advantage of this Changming Taiping Dynasty, intending to go down to the world to create a fantasy fate, and he had registered in front of the police fantasy fairy case. The police illusion also asked that the irrigation was unpaid, and it could be ended while this was the case. The fairy said, 'He is the benefit of nectar, and I have no water to return. Since he was born as a man, I will go to the next world as a man, but I can repay him with all the tears of my life. The man said, "It's unheard of. I haven't heard of any tears. Thinking about this story, it is more trivial and delicate than the previous *** accidents. The monk said: "There have always been a few romantic figures, but they are only about their general and poetic chapters, and they have not been recorded in the family boudoir. Moreover, most of the *** stories are just stealing incense and jade, secretly eloping, and never venting the true feelings of their children. If you want this person to enter the WTO, his infatuated ghosts, virtuous and foolish people are different from the previous reports. The Taoist said, "Why don't you and I go to the next life to get rid of a few, isn't it a merit?" The monk said: "It's exactly what I want, you and I go to the womb of the police illusion fairy, hand over the stupid thing clearly, and when this dry and evil ghost is over in the next life, you and I will go again. Although half of the dust has fallen now, it is still not complete. The Taoist said, "In that case, let it go as you want." ”

said that Zhen Shiyin could understand it, but he didn't know what the "stupid thing" was. Then he couldn't help but step forward to salute, and asked with a smile: "The second immortal master is invited." The monk was also busy answering the salute and asking. Shi Yin said: "I have heard the cause and effect that the immortal master talked about, and it is rare for people to hear about it. However, the disciple is stupid and cannot understand it, if he is obsessed and stubborn, and he is prepared to listen carefully, the disciple will listen to the truth, and he can be a little vigilant, and he can also avoid the suffering of Shen Lun. The two immortals smiled: "This is a mystery that cannot be predicted. At that time, don't forget the two of you, and you can jump out of the fire pit. Shi Yin listened, and it was inconvenient to ask again. Yin smiled: "The mystery can't be predicted, but Shiyun 'stupid', I don't know why, maybe it can be seen at once?" The monk said, "If you ask about this thing, there is a relationship." As he spoke, he took it out and handed it to Shiyin. When Shi Yin took it, it turned out to be a bright piece of jade, with clear handwriting on it, engraved with the words "Tongling Baoyu", and a few lines of small characters behind it. When I wanted to take a closer look, the monk said that he had reached the illusion realm, so he forcibly snatched it from his hand, and the Taoist actually passed a big stone archway, and the book had four big characters, which was "too illusory realm".

When the fake is true, the truth is also false, and there is nowhere to do nothing. Shi Yin wanted to follow, and when Fang moved, he suddenly heard a thunderclap, like a landslide. Shiyin shouted, looked at it, and saw the scorching sun, the plantain rising, and forgot most of the things he dreamed. I saw the nurse coming with Yinglian in her arms. Shi Yin saw that his daughter was getting more and more pink makeup, and he felt pleased, so he reached out to take it, hugged him in his arms, fought him naughtyly, and took it to the front of the street to see the excitement of the meeting. When Fang wanted to come in, he saw a monk coming from that side: the monk was lame and unkempt, crazy, squandering and laughing. When he arrived at his door, he saw Shi Yin holding Yinglian, and the monk began to cry, and said to Shi Yin: "Donor, what are you doing with this fateful thing that affects your father and mother?" When Shi Yin heard this, he knew that it was crazy, and he did not pay attention to him. The monk also said, "Give up me, give up me!" Shi Yin was impatient, so he took his daughter and withdrew to go in, but the monk pointed at him and laughed, and recited four words in his mouth:

Habitually pampered laughing at you stupidly, Linghua empty to the snow.

After the Lantern Festival, it is time for the smoke to extinguish the fire. Shi Yin understood and hesitated, intending to ask them where they came from. I heard the preacher say, "You and I don't have to go together, so we will part ways and go to each other's jobs." After the three tribulations, I will wait for you in Beibi Mountain, and I will all go to the Illusory Realm together. The monk said, "The best, the best!" After that, the two of them went and were never seen again. Shi Yin thought to himself at this time: These two people must have a background, they should try to ask, but now it is too late to regret it.

This Shi Yin was thinking about it, and suddenly saw a poor Confucian living in the gourd temple next door - surnamed Jia Minghua, the words flew when the expression, and the alias Yucun walked out. This Jiayu Village was originally a Huzhou family, but also a family of poets, scholars, and eunuchs, because he was born in the last days, the foundation of his parents and ancestors has been exhausted, the population is declining, only he has a mouthful, and it is useless in his hometown. Since the previous year to come here, and drowned, temporarily sent to the temple to settle down, every day to sell words and compose for a living, so Shi Yin often handed over with him. When Yucun saw Shi Yin, he hurriedly smiled and said: "The old gentleman is leaning on the door and looking, dare to have any news in the market?" Shi Yin smiled: "Definitely. Because the little girl cried, he was brought out to play, it was very boring, and the brother came just right, please enter the small fast to talk, and each other can eliminate this eternal day. With that, he sent his daughter in, and came to the study hand in hand with Yucun. Children offering tea. Fang talked for three or five sentences, and suddenly the family flew to report: "Master Yan is here to worship." ”