The boss clapped his hands when the girls were gone. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoA man came out of the room. If the girls were still here, they would be surprised to find that these two people looked exactly the same, tall, and figure.

The man who came out congratulated: "The master pretended to be an old slave today, and so many daughters and young ladies have been deceived." Lord's disguise ability is becoming more and more perfect. ”

The boss took off the mask, revealing a depressed face: "Lao Zhang, don't coax me." The older girl of the Zhou family recognized me just now. It's just that she didn't say anything. He spread out his right hand, and inside was a ball of paper and some silver taels. He unfolded the paper ball, revealing an eyebrow pencil written as "three", and showed Lao Zhang: "I don't even know when she wrote the note." When did you recognize me, and how? He grabbed his hair in frustration, still not knowing what had gone wrong.

It turns out that this third master is the son of Shen Wangye, who only obscures the word "leave", has been fighting cocks and lackeys since he was a child, is willful and arbitrary, and is an expert who can play. He especially likes to look like different people and then come out and walk around. Gradually, you will be able to confuse the real with the false. He has always been used to playing tricks, who knows, today he will be planted on Zhou Yanan.

The old Zhang said: "The old slave is listening inside, and I feel that Miss Tuesday seems to have grown a lot in recent years, very much like the decisive Zhou Yin." It was rumored that she was a cowardly person, so it can be seen that most of these rumors in the palace are not credible. ”

The third master was silent for a long time before he replied: "It's a lovely rose, but it's a pity that it has a master." ”

He asked for egg whites to be used to wash his face. After fiddling for a long time, he revealed a fairy-like face. He looked left and right at the bronze mirror, and felt very satisfied.

Lao Zhang saw that he was happy, so he flattered him and said, "Master, the hundred sheep you ordered last time, the old slave is ready." ”

The third master was really even happier, and laughed and said, "Let the shepherd rush to the Zizhu Teahouse, I will be useful in a while." He blackened his face, put on a homespun robe, and pinched a blue cloth bag.

Here's another story. A few days ago, the third master and Lao Zhang dressed up as flat-headed people and wandered around the antique shops outside Xuanwu Gate. Suddenly, I saw a monkey who took a goat and put a small cart on it, and the monkey drove the car and ran in circles. The third master saw it interestingly, so he bought it with a monkey car. He asked Lao Zhang to hold the monkey and lead the sheep himself, planning to go back to the palace to give King Shen a performance. When he walked to the Zizhu Teahouse, he asked Lao Zhang to wait for him at the door, and he led the sheep in to drink tea. As soon as he sat down, a runner said, "This master, we can't bring the sheep in and drink tea." The third master said, "I'll rest and leave, and the sheep don't occupy a seat, so why can't I come in?" There was a small shopkeeper sitting on the counter, but it was a newborn calf, and he said, "It's okay to lead the sheep, and the sheep also charge a share of the tea money." "Well said. ”

When the third master left, he really threw down two tea money. The guy didn't dare to accept it, so he asked the shopkeeper with his eyes. The young shopkeeper said angrily: "Look at what you see, if you accept it, it's over." The third master got on fire, and when he saw Lao Zhang, he told him to borrow a hundred sheep, and if he couldn't borrow them, he bought them.

After eating snacks, the third master walked slowly to the Zizhu Teahouse. There was a storyteller in the teahouse in the afternoon, and Xiao Tianshan was invited to talk about "Bianliang Hate", and he was seated in eighty percent. At this time, before the book was opened, the people in the café looked out through the window, and saw two messengers wearing yellow shirts and tasseled hats driving a flock of sheep on the street, blocking many cars and pedestrians there, and they all wondered what was going on. The third master walked into the teahouse and saw a bearded man sitting there, so he asked, "Where is the young shopkeeper?"

The young shopkeeper was sitting behind to settle the accounts, but when he saw someone looking for him, he probed out: "What's the matter?"

The third master said: "A few days ago, I came to drink tea, and you charged me two tea money, one for sheep and one for people, but there are any?"

The young shopkeeper looked at this man carefully, and when he heard this, he remembered that there was such a thing. This man is not a trouble-free master, so he roughened his voice: "There is such a thing. What's the matter? It was cheap that day, and the price will increase today! A sheep has to charge two people for tea! A person has two legs, and a sheep has four legs, and I charge according to the legs!"

The third master nodded, dropped a piece of silver and said, "Four big coins for a sheep." A hundred sheep is four hundred dollars. You weigh this silver, and you don't need to look for it!" and said to the door, "Don't come in yet!"

Lao Zhang opened the curtain when he heard the sound. The messengers whipped their whips loudly, and the sheep poured into the teahouse like the tide of the Qiantang River. Those who drank tea did not see it well and fled. But there is a way to go! The door is blocked by sheep. So he had to jump out of the window and escape. For a while, everyone on the street knew that this teahouse was very lively. Those who were bold looked through the window.

When the sheep entered the door, they bumped. This is a group of goats, no more docile than sheep, climbing the ladder high, smashing the teahouse pots and bowls, lifting the tables and chairs, stepping on the stove in the back kitchen, and even the God of Wealth Buddha shrine has been overturned. The young shopkeeper was still angry, and wanted to ask someone to arrest this person, but was stopped by the old shopkeeper: "Fool! Look at this yellow shirt and hat, can ordinary people move?"

The third master saw it interestingly, laughed a few times, and then felt that he was more depressed by Zhou Yanan.

Speaking of the Zhou sisters, the two were not in a hurry to go home after leaving the bookstore. Zhou Yanan was bent on lifting Sister Last, and planned to take her to the rouge jewelry and ready-to-wear shop in the afternoon, so he asked the coachman to drive the car to a clean small shop near Xuanwumen for dinner, where Zhou Yin took Zhou Yanan to eat.

Zhou Yanan looked at the books selected by Zhou Yalast one by one, and found that they were all "Zhou Li", "Hug Puzi" and the like, and was very surprised: "Sister last read these books?"

Zhou Yalast showed a faint smile: "I like to watch these." ”

It wasn't until today that she realized what a good thing power was. Her clear eyes began to take on ambition. It's just that she didn't learn from Zhou Yanan to call for wind and rain in the imperial court, but found another unique path. Many years later, when people mentioned the daughters of the Zhou family's third room, they were full of praise: four daughters, one witch and two queens. In particular, Zhou Yanan and Zhou Yanan, one stands at the top of secular power, and the other holds the supreme divine power. The two are half-mothers but have the same heart, and the Zhou family is like cooking oil on fire, and flowers are brocade.

Zhou Yanan said to Sister Last: "Today's God, the yang heat is declining, the water vapor is rising, and the mutual fumigation is pervasive, and the water will inevitably stop the spleen and become damp, and people have no appetite." I'll take you to drink seafood casserole porridge today, and make sure you still want to eat it. ”

Zhou Yanan pursed her lips and smiled: Zhou Yanan found a reason every time she wanted to eat.

When I arrived at the store, I was stunned. She thought it was a clean storefront, but it was full of people, and only one table seemed to be empty, but in fact there was a man seated.

Zhou Yanan took a closer look and found that the man was none other than Ling Heng. The other diners were not eunuchs in the palace! he must have sneaked out after going to the early court.

Zhou Yanan ran over with her sister: "Haha! You also found that the things made in the imperial dining room are super unpalatable! ”

Ling Heng glanced at her: "I haven't seen you for a few days, and it's getting more and more noisy." He pointed to a bench across from him and said, "Sit." You don't have to be formal. ”

When Zhou Yalast saw Ling Heng for the first time, her eyes widened, and she bowed and sat down.

Ling Heng looked at the Zhou sisters, but when he thought of Zhou Yin taking his sister back then, there was a smile on his face.

Zhou Yanan said to Sister Last: "At this time, the pike crab is not fat, the flower crab is rare, and the cream crab is not good to buy is a fishy smell, and only Sanmen cream crab and Jinqing blue crab can be eaten." The crab meat is fine and sweet, and what is even more rare is that the freshness is excellent and the crab paste is delicate. After cooking, it melts into the soup porridge. This is a small shop, and you can't get ingredients like butter crab, but the taste is comparable, which shows that this porridge is very good. ”

She took a sip of tea and sighed again, "It's good that this cook is willing to be the imperial chef." The butter crab was in his hands, so he made a butter crab in vain. ”

Ling Heng glanced at her. Not to mention that he lost his freedom as an imperial chef, in case, if Ah Yin came, wouldn't he never be able to enjoy the blessings again? Come once in a while, and still remember the promise of traveling the mountains and rivers to enjoy the world's food.

He drank one sip after another.

Father-in-law Su looked anxious, so he thought of something and said, "The slave just heard a funny thing. ”

He told a group of sheep about the Zizhu Teahouse.

Ling Heng smiled: "Such a lack of virtue must have been done by the boy of the Shen Wang family." I don't know how the teahouse offended him. According to his temper, he had to send a hundred sheep the next day. It took three days in a row to stop. ”

Father-in-law Su was speechless: "Send it for three days in a row! Is that family still doing business? Drink the northwest wind!"

Ling Heng laughed, took out a piece of silver, and handed it to Father-in-law Su: "That teahouse is also pitiful, you send these over, just use them to make up for tables, chairs, and bowls and pots." He laughed and said, "This stinky boy!"

The three of them were eating and drinking when they suddenly heard someone singing outside the alley. The voice came from afar, and there was a little bit of inauthenticity. The tone is rich and sad.

Zhou Yanan only heard a few words clearly: "It's difficult to walk, it's hard to repeat!"

"The ancient name was color decay and abandonment of each other, and the beauty was still remorseful at that time!"

"What's more, in the mirror now, the concubine's face has not changed!"

"For the sake of your clothes, you smell the fragrance of the blue musk!"

"For Jun Shengrong, Jun looks at the gold and green without color!"

"Don't be a woman in life, and the bitterness and happiness of a hundred years will be left to others!"

Zhou Yanan and Zhou Yalast both listened. On closer inspection, the man had gone far away. The two of them were full of the phrase "life is not a woman", sitting in a daze, with some tears in their eyes.

Ling Heng was indifferent. And he was drunk, and suddenly he struck the bowl with a spoon, and began to sing.

What he sings is different from that of passers-by. Zhou Yanan only thought of the cuckoo crying blood: "Life and death come and go, the puppet at the head of the shed, and the line is broken...... Luo Luo Lei Lei ...... "Zhou Yanan and Zhou Yalast both turned their faces away, and they couldn't bear to look at him.

He threw down the basket and hid his face and wept bitterly.