186. Christmas trees are a matter of face

"What's that?!"

"Kate, how much money do we have now?"

"Thirty dollars is not enough to buy a Christmas tree. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

Kate shook her head, then brushed her hair: "That's right!"

"We could buy a mini, super small Christmas tree. ”

Well, that's right, Kate is starting to come up with bad ideas, the ultra-small Christmas tree, in fact, is the kind of interior decoration that is fifteen centimeters tall and comes with a circle of snowflakes.

(There are only three in the Apocalypse cram school classroom, what else can I say?)

"It's a collapse (beng three times), the Christmas tree is a face problem, and the face project is no trivial matter. ”

Indeed, now Wang Wei's goal is to run for class president, so no matter what he is running for, Americans' attitude towards the election campaign does not depend on the candidate's ability or anything else.

The American people have a very down-to-earth choice: Well, whoever is the person and I have the appetite, I will choose.

This behavior of the American people directly led to their campaign turning into a beauty pageant, and American politicians are thinking about how to gain the favor of the people, however......

They don't win votes by their actual achievements or responsibility to the people, they get votes by cheating.

For example, Obama in our world, when Obama first ran for election, promised to build high-speed rail, close a prison, and reduce the national debt before he became president.

Well, it's hard to lower the national debt, we all understand.

But you can always handle such specific things as closing prisons and building high-speed railways, if you leave it in Huaxia, the central government will be able to get it done in minutes with a piece of paper.

However, since Obama became president, the prison has not been closed, and not a single meter of railroad has been built.

During the second campaign, President Ma said a word: Let the children go home. (Let American soldiers outside the United States return to the United States and stop military spoilers around the world) to become president.

It is a pity that he has not fulfilled his promise, and not only has he not fulfilled it, but he has also engaged in a strategy of rebalancing to the Asia-Pacific region and threw more American GIs into the Asia-Pacific region.

This proves that it is more important for the United States to choose its own leaders and its own appetite.

One of the more important aspects of Wang Wei's current united front work is to satisfy her classmates' appetite first.

But who do American elementary and middle school students have an appetite for?

Here it is necessary to mention two branches of worship in American schools (and Huaxia schools also have them): one is violent, the worship of school bullies of powerism.

The other is extreme money worship that worships the rich and is willing to be a pawn for capital.

Wang Wei's goal is to promote Marxism-Leninism-Maoism in the class, and if she doesn't want to see the division of money worship and powerism in the class, give her a 'policy at the top and countermeasures at the bottom.' That's not fun.

"In that case, let's make our own Christmas tree! Just be creative! Don't be afraid of him. ”

Wang Wei was instantly full of fighting spirit, anyway, there were still thirty dollars, what were you afraid of, what were you not afraid of.

"What about the timing, you said?"

"But it's very realistic that we've reached a dead end, and it's better to make a big one than to buy a small one. ”

In fact, Wang Wei only said half of what she said, and the other half was for herself: Relying on others, you will always be a right-leaning capitulationist. On your own, you are the armed separatist of the workers and peasants.

"Okay, then I'll listen to you, what are we going to do?"

Seeing Wang Wei's insistence, Kate also compromised, in fact, she also thought that making a homemade Christmas tree was higher than buying a Christmas tree.

"We, uh, need to dig up a little pine tree and come back, and then we need some sand. Let's split up, you'll be in charge of a big bucket and I'll dig a pine tree and come back. ”

"Okay, the school will assemble then. ”

"No problem. ”

Kate waved goodbye to Wang Wei, and then went to look for the sand and stones.

Wang Wei's side......

After moving away from the city center, in a park in Los Angeles, a Magic J-8 with the number 81192 flew over the heads of the Americans.

Well, pines, pines, where do I go to find pines?

Well, find the pine trees!

Now Wang Wei is in the state of an airplane, so how far the radar can see also means how far Wang Wei can see.

Wang Wei found that the place where there were pine trees was located next to the US Air Force airport east of Los Angeles, as for why there are pine forests near the airport, are the US troops not afraid of bird strikes?

Wang Wei doesn't know why, anyway, she only cares about her pine tree now.

"Attention unidentified aircraft, attention to unidentified aircraft! Your plane has entered the Los Angeles high-altitude no-fly zone, please land immediately for inspection!"

A U.S. Air Force F-4 Phantom fighter appeared behind Wang Wei, and the alarm sounded in the cabin also indicated that Wang Wei was locked.

"I'm just here to look for the Christmas tree, please don't attack. ”

In fact, if you can not make trouble, try not to make trouble, and it is best to solve this matter peacefully.

"I'm sorry, miss, you can't look for your Christmas tree here, please leave the no-fly zone at once. ”

Hmph, can't it be resolved peacefully? Well, forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with these Yankees.

Anyway, these F-4 Phantom missiles are all passively guided, so I'll play a little trick. Today, I'll let you see what it means that as long as the power is enough, the bricks can also fly into the sky.

I've modified VTOL engines!

The thrust reverser rocket is activated, and the air hovering is turned on!

Two torches suddenly erupted from the nose of the Jian-8, and Wang Wei, who was originally moving at a high speed, instantly reduced her speed to zero.

The rapid start of the vertical take-off and landing engine also successfully allowed Wang Wei to hover in mid-air.

The F-4 ghost fighter was not so lucky, it did not anticipate Wang Wei's actions at all, and rushed in front of Wang Wei at once.

'Oh~Oh~Oh~Oh~~Oh~'

Since the other party was so generous, she naturally seized the opportunity to attack, and a string of cannon bullets flew out of the muzzle, tearing off the entire right wing of the F-4 Phantom fighter.

The fighter crashed out of control.

Wang Wei didn't remember this moment, she dived down and rolled the barrel, and landed as a machine girl the moment before hitting the ground.

In the distant sky, an umbrella flower bloomed, and it seemed that the pilot had parachuted.

Hmph, I let you jump in the skydive, didn't you lock me just now?

Thinking like this, Wang Wei took out an assault rifle with a sniper scope.

"Fire. ”

In the distance, the pilot's body hung down weakly, Wang Wei put away her gun and ran quickly to the woods, she had to hurry back with a pine tree.

Picking and choosing in the woods, Wang Wei finally chose a two-story tall pine tree, but going back like this, isn't it pointing out the goal.

I can't fit in the space of the machine, otherwise, think of a compromise?

......

"Sisters, I'm back!"

Wang Wei looked at the envious eyes of her classmates and carried the big Christmas tree back to the dormitory. (Hammer: In the end, he stole the Christmas tree from someone's airbase.) )