Chapter Ninety-Six: Taunt Offensive
What is the scene in this interrogation room?
Too scary?
No, it's disgusting!
Huo Yingjie, that mage is not hitting the wall as Lu Zhiwei said, but pooping!
That's right, you read that right, he's pooping!
In the interrogation room, under the strong watchful eyes of a large group of policemen, he took off his pants, squatted in the middle of the house with his bare buttocks, and squatted in the middle of the house to defecate.
This scene is so disgusting that I won't go into details.
The problem is that he seems to have too much poop, and he has thrown it all over the house, and he continues to pull, and he is already pulling it out with blood!
Liu Zhikuan lay motionless under the chair, and the old Wu Tou sitting in the fence watched Huo Yingjie go crazy with a sneer.
Speaking of which, I have to give a thumbs up to Lao Wutou.
It's not that he praises his powerful spells and elusiveness, but praises him for his concentration, such a disgusting scene is staged in front of his eyes, making the house full of stench, even the gang of policemen outside the door subconsciously cover their noses, he actually doesn't move, he doesn't even hide his nose, how can this calm skill be great!
The house was so disgusting that I didn't dare to go in when I stood at the door, so I covered my nose and shouted, "Old Wutou, I'm here, you let them go." ”
Old Wu Tou glanced at me, and said with a smile: "Since it's over, let's play it first, how about making a bet, if you can save the two of them, I will have something to say, if you can't save me, you sue me for something, let me solve my doubts before I die, how about it?"
The faces of the policemen at the door, led by Zheng Yinghua, were quite ugly.
Old Wu Tou's tone is simply ignoring the police as nothing, too arrogant!
Lu Zhiwei shouted: "Wu Chenghai, don't be too arrogant......"
"Even if I am arrogant, what can I do?" Old Wu Tou laughed, "Anyway, I am also dead, can you still help me ask for a reprieve? Even if you agree, the Guangdong strip will not agree!"
The Feng Shui Bureau's fraud had a bad impact, especially the successive tragic cases that occurred after it was exposed, which made the Guangdong police lose face, and they were eager to eat Lao Wu's head alive, how could they agree to give him a reprieve? Especially for a guy like him with strange skills, the police from top to bottom were eager to kill him immediately, and if he stayed for one more day, it would be endless trouble.
Old Wu can be arrogant, but I can't, so I hurriedly asked Zheng Yinghua for instructions.
Zheng Yinghua asked Feng Tian: "Are you sure?"
Feng Tian is very big-packed, "No problem, it's a little meaning." ”
Zheng Yinghua nodded to me and said, "Then you can gamble." ”
Damn, I always feel that something is not right here, shouldn't she ask me directly if I am sure? I am with Feng Tian, this question is obviously not trustworthy in my spell level, so I simply asked Feng Tian, who is more trustworthy.
In the previous few cases, it was me who was born and died in front of me, and I am also a junior mage, Director Zheng, where did you see that I am unreliable?
Forget it, I can't care about it, in the end, I'm not good at it, I know too few spells, and when the computer arrives, I must study hard every day.
I cleaned up the loss of face and said to the old Wu Tou in the house: "Okay, then let's gamble." Can you not make it so disgusting, though?"
Old Wu Tou said lightly: "This is his inevitable reaction, as soon as you say this, you will be timid, you don't know Gu art at all, it seems that I have made the wrong person, the real master is the little girl behind you! Why is she hiding behind you and not daring to meet me? Is she afraid? Is she afraid that I will expose her details and recognize her true body!"
Damn, just a casual sentence will reveal the bottom? The mage's line is really not fake, it's okay to bluff outsiders by pulling a shelf, but if you really meet someone who knows how to do it, you can wear it as soon as you poke it.
But this old man is like this now, and he is still thinking about Feng Tian's affairs, should he praise him for his persistence, or should he hire a doctor for his paranoia?
I was thinking about it, Feng Tian poked his head out from beside me, and said with a disgusted face: "At such an old age, I still play with shit, it's too perverted, I'm such a pure and innocent girl, not to mention talking to a pervert like you, even if I look at you too much, I'll have nightmares! Looking at your obscene face, I think that I will be an old bachelor for the rest of my life, what woman will be blind and look at you? Even if I look at you, I have a purpose, not for your money, but for your skills, and I want to use you as a gun......"
Feng Tian is definitely deliberately mending the knife, or poking it into the heart of the old Wu head!
How was the case of the Real Estate Feng Shui Bureau discovered? Old Wu Tou fell for the beauty trick!
This is definitely the deepest pain in Lao Wutou's heart.
Sure enough, Old Wu Tou had always been very calm, but when he heard Feng Tian say this, he was not calm at that time, he slammed the table in front of him, stood up suddenly, his face was distorted and hideous, and he roared angrily: "What are you talking about! What nonsense are you talking about! If you have the guts, you can say it again!"
As soon as he roared, Feng Tian immediately retracted his head behind me and whispered, "Take a mirror to him and chant a mantra!"
I'll cast a spell with a mirror, but that's against ghosts, he's a big living person, what's the use of taking him?
But at the critical moment, you have to listen to the experts, Feng Tian said, I just do it.
I immediately took out a palm-sized oval small painting mirror, took a picture at Lao Wu's head, and shouted: "Taishang Mingjian, strain without stopping, drive away evil spirits and restrain charms, and protect your life......"
This mirror was not improvised, but had done its homework beforehand. The mirror is painted with cinnabar with gossip, and the back of the mirror is glued with black dog blood for ten meters, which is a serious method of mirroring, if you have this mirror in your hand when dealing with Liu Xiaoyu's ghost last night, then everything is simple, take it out and take a photo, how can you still use it so desperately.
As soon as I was halfway through the curse, the mirror in my hand suddenly became extremely heavy, so heavy that I couldn't hold it with one hand, so I quickly held it with both hands, but I still couldn't hold it.
The weight of the mirror was increasing rapidly, and my hands were sinking involuntarily.
Feng Tian stretched out his hand from behind his back, pinched something like an atomizing potion spray bottle, and sprayed it lightly in the mirror, and a pungent spicy smell filled the air when it was neutral.
The weight of the mirror suddenly returned to normal, something screamed, and a wisp of black gas floated out of the mirror.
This time, I could see this black gas clearly, and I didn't need Feng Tian's prompt, so I immediately moved the mirror to look at it, and at the same time finished reciting the second half of the spell.
As soon as the incantation was finished, the black breath swished into the mirror.
Old Wutou's face changed greatly, "You are really willing to spend the money, and even buy the spraying of Sanqing Zhengguan!"
Feng Tian poked his head out again and said triumphantly: "Old pervert, what age is this, you are still from a fraud background, and you don't even have the spirit of keeping pace with the times! Such a useful prop, of course you have to buy and use it! How about it, my sister's spell may not be as good as you, but even if she is richer than you, she can kill you with money casually!"
Hey, her tone, she's so hard, I want to strangle her when I hear it!
This is the RMB player in the game who is mocking the coolie dogs!
When playing games, I hated RMB players the most, but I didn't expect to become such a character when I turned around.
Old Wu's face kept changing, gritting his teeth, and seeing that his anger value was about to be full.
Feng Tian didn't restrain himself, and continued to stab him, "Oh, I forgot about it, you are a big fraudster, a real estate feng shui bureau has rolled up more than 5 billion yuan! Tsk, isn't it that a woman has cheated all the money again, oops, it's not easy to make money these days, it's not easy to cheat money, you have to pay attention, it's not me talking about you, just your appearance and temperament, which woman will be blind to your person. Oops, old pervert, you can have a snack, and you can still cover your wallet a little ......"
Old Wu Tou finally burst the groove, grabbed the iron fence in front of him, and roared: "I'll fight with you!"
The police outside were in an uproar, and they pulled out their guns in a hurry, Lu Zhiwei was loyal, and immediately blocked in front of Zheng Yinghua, "Director Zheng, you can avoid it first!"
is also the director of the hall, and no one pays attention to Xu Tie from outside, who is alone, and looks quite desolate.
Zheng Yinghua was quite calm, and pulled Lu Zhiwei aside, "Don't worry, I want to see what kind of evil tricks he can play in broad daylight." Isn't there Xiao Su and Xiao Feng!"
Damn, Sister Hall, the last sentence is the root of your confidence.
Old Wu Tou opened the fence, but did not drill out, and actually shouted: "There is a kind of you coming in!"
Feng Tian poked his head and shouted, "There is a kind of you coming out!"
Old Wu Tou said angrily: "You are stupid to me, as soon as I go out, there will be a reason for you to shoot and kill on the spot, you come in!"
Feng Tian said scerely: "You are stupid to me, the house is so dirty, how disgusting it is to go in, besides, as soon as I go in, you take me as a hostage, they won't dare to shoot, don't you? Don't you know that you are going to die, then what are you afraid of death, you come out!"
Nima, what kind of rhythm is this, we are fighting, do you want to make such a mentally retarded plot?
I had to say, "Isn't it okay to fight across the distance?"
Old Wu Tou said: "What are you fighting? I have already made a move, but you still have no way to deal with it, the two of them will live for another ten minutes at most!"
Old Wu didn't say nonsense, Huo Yingjie is now pulling all the blood, but he is still pulling there, and it is estimated that he will have to pull out his intestines after a while.
"The rooster is coming, the rooster is coming!" Director Ding shouted and ran into the crowd, holding a big rooster in his arms, a big tall crown red, ran to the front, panting and said, "This is raised by a nearby farmer, and it has been raised for almost six years, I don't know if it is suitable for use!"
Feng Tian looked at the chicken, and his eyes lit up, "Yes, good chicken, give it to me when you're done." ”
When Director Ding heard Feng Tian's praise, he immediately smiled, "It's good to use it, if the leader can come in handy, take it." ”
Feng Tian took the rooster and held it in his arms and touched a few handfuls of hair, then took out a small gourd from the satchel, opened the stopper, and carefully poured out a small black ball, which was the size of a corn kernel, and put it in the palm of his hand and sent it to the rooster, but the rooster was not polite, bowed his head and pecked, and ate the black ball.
Don't say it, although I don't know what this black pill is for, the effect of eating it is extraordinary, and it immediately showed up on the rooster. xh118