"Hello? Ms. Yang? Your takeaway has arrived, where are you? ”

"Why are you here? My legs are numb! ”

Ten minutes or more? Generally, take-out takes 30 minutes, okay! But what the hell is a numb leg squat?

Zhou Ge took a deep breath, ignored Ms. Yang's complaints on the phone, and said in as gentle a tone as possible: "I'm sorry Ms. Yang, there are more cars on the road at this time, you see where you are, I'll send you takeaway." ”

"Alright! Forget it, did you bring the napkins you brought? ”

"Brought it, I took a lot more according to your request."

"Well, that's good, I'm in the women's toilet on the east side of the second floor of Guangye Building, I don't remember the first few rooms, you send me the tissue first, hurry up, my legs are numb, I can't hold on."

"Female ...... Lavatory? ”

Zhou Ge's head was big for a while, and he looked up at the toilet not far from him, and now he finally understood why the takeaway was not marked too clearly, and why the system was positioned here, and the person who ordered the takeout was actually in the toilet.

It's just in the toilet, the key is to let him send tissues, but you know, whether it's on the takeaway list or on the phone, the other party is a woman, let a big man go to the women's toilet to send tissues to a woman who is going to the toilet, isn't this too weird?

Zhou Ge stood at the door of the toilet with a thick stack of tissues, in a dilemma, his eyes kept looking around, thinking about whether there was a woman who went to the toilet to help bring the tissues in.

"Are you coming? Takeaway guy? ”

Time waited for no one, and a weak female voice came from the women's toilet, which was obviously Ms. Yang on the phone just now.

"Alas, alas, here I am, I'm at the door! It's just, it's just ......"

"It's just something! Come on in, I don't mind what do you mind about? Hurry up, or I'll complain about you and not give you a good review. ”

Damn, the threats are all used, and it seems that it really can't hold on.

Zhou Ge doesn't care about complaints and praise, he hasn't done takeaway, although he knows that this thing is very important, but he doesn't know how important it is, but this is the first order in his life, although it's a little weird, but it can't be messed up.

After thinking clearly, Zhou Ge took two deep breaths, secretly cheered himself up, gritted his teeth, lowered his head and walked into the women's toilet.

"Yang, Sister Yang, you, where are you? You squeak. ”

Zhou Ge felt that his voice trembled a little, Nima, it was too exciting, it was the first time in his life to come to the women's toilet, and he couldn't help but look at it, it seemed that there was no difference from the men's toilet.

"Squeak~~ Did you hear that? Hurry up and give me the tissues. ”

Zhou Ge had a black line, "Oh, you're at the second door!" So, how can I give you tissues! ”

"Just pass it from under the door."

"Okay, uh."

Zhou Geyi looked down at the door of the women's toilet, and hesitated a little in his heart, what is the unknown liquid under the door?

"No, Sister Yang, it's inconvenient to pass it under the door, you can't use it if the paper towel gets wet, or you can open the door a little, I promise not to see it."

"Okay, I'll open the door."

The voice was crisp, the toilet door was opened, Zhou Ge saw a few slender fingers stretched out, and hurriedly handed over the tissue in his hand, and then the door closed in response.

Yang ...... Sister Yang, that, that, the tissue is a little hard, you can rub it when you use it......" Zhou Ge wiped the beads of sweat on his head and kindly reminded.

"What's the matter?" Ms. Yang's grumbling voice rang out from inside the door.

"Next time, I'll bring you more next time," Zhou Ge pinched his nose and said perfunctorily, "Then Sister Yang is okay now, I'll go out and wait for you." ”

"Don't, don't go."

Zhou Ge had to stop, but his face became more ugly than crying, "Sister Yang, what else do you have to do?" Is there not enough paper towels, and I still have some toilet paper in my pocket, or you will settle for it? ”

"The paper towel is enough, but my leg is numb, wait a minute, you can help me down later."

Things have gone to this point, what else can Zhou Ge do, he can only reply stubbornly: "Okay! I'm waiting for you. ”

There was a sound of a soo in the door, followed by a flushing sound, and the toilet door opened, and a woman of about forty years old walked out with her hands on the door frame.

"Oops, my legs are unconscious."

"Sister Yang, slow down, I'll help you."

Hearing Ms. Yang's words, Zhou Ge couldn't care less, and hurriedly went over to catch her outstretched hand, carefully supported and walked out, the two walked outside almost step by step, and then sat down on a leisure chair nearby.

Putting down Ms. Yang, Zhou Ge hurriedly walked to the door of the store selling clothes on the side, lifted the takeaway placed at the door, walked over and handed it to Ms. Yang and said, "Sister Yang, this is your takeaway, a total of thirty-five yuan five." ”

Ms. Yang didn't take takeaways, but just hammered her legs and said, "Oh, let's put it on the side first, my legs are numb." ”

"What does that mean? The takeaway has arrived, and the people have come out, do you want to do it? ”

Zhou Ge was a little puzzled, I don't know if the takeaway can be refunded, his list is not paid online but in cash, if he can be refunded, is he busy for half a day?

This is his first order, it is the first time in his life, he is almost at the door, and he has a miscarriage at the door, you can imagine how devastating it is.

"Sister Yang," Zhou Ge put the takeaway on the chair next to him and asked tentatively, "Why don't I give you a beating?" ”

"Oh, thank you for that."

Ms. Yang was also not polite, she immediately smiled when she heard Zhou Ge's words, and quickly moved her position and changed to a comfortable position.

"Well, young man, the technique is good, the strength is enough, not bad, I will give you a five-star review when I go back."

"Thank you!"

Zhou Ge didn't know what the five-star praise meant, so he could only respond with a smile, after all, the first time in life was always not so perfect, and it should be better after getting used to it.

"That's what I ordered!"

Ms. Yang finally focused on the takeaway, put her handbag aside, picked up the takeaway, opened it, and stuffed a piece of fries into her mouth.

"Well, yes, the fries are still hot! You can try it too. ”

"What the hell is this? This is the meal you ordered, how can I eat it! Zhou Ge's face darkened, if he remembered correctly, Ms. Yang didn't seem to have washed her hands when she got out of the toilet.

"What's not to do? You see how much you helped me, and gave me a hammer leg, come and eat one, just one, it should be a reward for you, and besides, I gave it, and your delivery man didn't stipulate that you were not allowed to eat it. ”

Be sure to check if there is such a provision in the code of conduct for delivery people.

Zhou Ge was secretly ruthless in his heart, opened his mouth hard, and ate the fries handed to his mouth, while showing gratitude on his face, his stomach churned.

A few minutes later, half a pack of French fries was in her stomach, Ms. Yang finally put down the meal she ordered, and said to Zhou Ge, who was already sweating on her forehead: "Okay, no need to hammer, my legs are not numb, thank you so much, how much is the meal you just said?" ”

"Thirty-five pieces of five."

"Well, okay," Ms. Yang opened her handbag, flipped through it, took out thirty-six yuan and said, "This is thirty-six, don't look for the five cents, when you tip." ”

"Do you dare to tip more?"