Chapter 471: Old Actor
Wen Xu finished his work, sent Teacher Ma away, and then took Shi Shangzhen's hand and walked upstairs, ready to rest for an hour and a half while the sun was hot, don't think about it crooked, this is the kind of normal rest without exercise. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Walking to the second floor, Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen were directly stunned by the scene they saw, because the three old men were lying crookedly on the floor of the aisle, looking like they were unconscious.
This frightened the little couple a lot, and immediately let go of their hands and quickly ran to the side of the old man.
"Try Snorting!"
Shi Shangzhen saw that Wen Xu didn't know what to do for a while, so he immediately opened his mouth and said.
Hearing Shi Shangzhen say this, Wen Xu reacted, he had never encountered such a situation before, and suddenly Wen Xu felt a little at a loss, and then when he heard Shi Shangzhen's words, he immediately said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes! I'll try snorting first, and then you call 120!"
Shi Shangzhen had already calmed down at this time, and saw that the old man's face was very ruddy, not like he was surprised, but more like he was asleep, and stretched out his hand to push Wen Xu: "Hurry up, don't grind!"
Wen Xu stretched out his hand and put it in front of Old Man Chi's nose, and as soon as he got to the old man's nose, he felt a wave of heat rushing to his fingers, and then he let out a sigh: "It's okay, it's okay, there's still breathing!"
After speaking, he didn't wait for Shi Shangzhen to answer, so he stretched out his hand to test the two of them, and felt that the breath was very strong, and it really didn't look like there was any accident.
"Old man, old man!" Wen Xu's mood also calmed down at this time, and after a careful look, he felt that the old man was more like he was asleep, and he slept quite sweetly, so he stretched out his hand and pushed it.
After calling around Old Man Chi a few times, just when Wen Xu was disappointed, Old Man Chi let out a slight hum sound with his snort.
"Old man!"
Hearing this, Wen Xu and Shi Shang really became more sure in their hearts, this old man seems to be asleep now, not an accident, and then smelled a little wine on their bodies, I think it may be that they are too drunk, and the strength of the wine is up, so the old man is lying on the floor of the aisle on the second floor of his house and falling asleep.
"Old man!"
At this moment, the strength in Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen's hands couldn't help but increase, and under the continuous urging of the little two, the three old men soon opened their eyes with confused eyes.
"What are you doing!" Old man Jia is still a little resentful now, the old man has lived for such a long time, and his getting up anger is not inferior to that of young people.
"・#¥・!" Harada speaks Japanese, and he doesn't know what he said, but judging from the tone of his words, he is much better than Mr. Jia, but the annoyance of being woken up by Zhenghan who is sleeping can still be heard.
Old man Chi is the best, after opening his eyes, he didn't say a word, after he got up and sat up, he stared at Wen Xu with a pair of godless eyes, and at a glance, he knew that he hadn't woken up yet, and he looked like he was awake, but his brain was completely blank, and he was still in a semi-sleepy state.
Smack!
Wen Xu stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of the old man: "Hey, hey, wake up! Wake up, rank, why do you like the corridor on the second floor of our house so much, you can't help but lie here and fall asleep?"
A few snaps of their fingers, and the spirit of several old men slowly recovered.
"Hey, how can I sleep here?" Old Man Chi was the first to come back to his senses, turned his head to look around, and then asked Wen Xu with a surprised expression, not to mention that there seemed to be endless questions in the old man's eyes.
Wen Xu replied: "Look at what I see! I washed the dishes below, and when I came up after cleaning up, you old men were lying here, which simply scared us, if something happened to you in my house, then I didn't fall into the crotch of my pants, not and!"
Hearing Wen Xu's words, it was a bit vulgar, so Shi Shangzhen gently scraped Wen Xu with his elbow, and then whispered, "Pay attention to what you say!"
"Why did I sleep here?" asked Old Man Chi to Old Man Jia.
Old Man Jia also looked ignorant now, where could he answer Old Man Chi's words, and after thinking for a while, he scratched the hair on his head: "I remember when we came up, we were about to enter the door over there, and all of a sudden!"
Old Man Chi slapped his thigh: "By the way, don't you say I forgot, that big ferret stopped at the door!"
Old Man Jia picked it up again now: "Harada looked at the ferret for a while, then squatted down and looked at it for a while!"
Speaking of this, the eyes of the two lit up, and they said in unison: "Harada said to look at the eyes of the ferret, and then it slowly softened to the ground in less than a second or two!"
Old Man Chi said at this time: "Then you went to see the eyes of the ferret, and then you were so soft and fell asleep quickly, so I went to see it again, but after looking at it a few times, I felt that my head sank, and then I didn't know anything!"
Professor Harada was sitting cross-legged on the floor at this time, holding his chin and looking pensive, nodding as he listened to the conversation between Chi and Jia.
Wen Xu was stunned by this old man, and suddenly didn't know what to do, and said in his heart: You old men can really break around! After drinking a little wine, you fell asleep on the floor, and found out this reason, it sounds like the weasel has cast some ecstasy spell on you. We live in the real world, and we are not in the middle of chatting about fasting, and it is not right to talk about fasting, usually not to become a beauty or something! First, the weasel is a male, and secondly, what is there to confuse this old man, one has no wealth and two colorless, and at such an old age, there are monsters who want to pick the yang and replenish the yin, and let such a strong young man as himself not hook up, to hook up with the old man? This little monster's IQ is really incomprehensible.
In short, the old man's words were warm and didn't believe a little toe, he just felt that the old man was drunk and embarrassed to say, and then found such a fantastic excuse to excuse himself.
Shi Shangzhen listened carefully, because she herself saw a show, a foreign puppy can hypnotize, and also came to China to perform, when someone stares at its eyes for a period of time, most people will be hypnotized by it.
Thinking of this, Shi Shangzhen opened his mouth and asked, "Are you saying that weasel can hypnotize people?"
Hearing Shi Shangzhen say this, Wen Xu subconsciously wanted to cover his face with his hands, and said in his heart: My daughter-in-law is usually shrewd, why is she a little stupid at this time, the old man obviously makes excuses for himself, do you still believe it?
"Ahem, ahem!"
Wen Xu coughed twice, and reminded his daughter-in-law not to be stupid! Wen Xu believed that the weasel eats people, but Wen Xu didn't believe in this hypnotic Wen Xu at all, whether it was himself or Shi Shangzhen, he had stared at the weasel, and he hadn't seen anyone hypnotized.
Besides, if it really has this ability, it can still be chased by the pillars? It has already put the pillars down!
Shi Shangzhen didn't take Wen Xu at all, and continued to ask the old man, "Is this how you feel?"
"Yes! When we looked at the ferret's eyes, we felt that its eyes were like a pool of bottomless water, and after looking at it for two or three seconds, its head began to sink, and then our mind was blank, and then we didn't know how long we didn't know how long...... "Old Man Chi recalled with his eyebrows condensed.
The others listened very carefully, and Wen Xu said in his heart: Pretend! Continue to pretend! I can't see that your old man is getting more and more out of scores, just steal and cheat when you play chess, now that you're playing big, you're getting older and ready to enter the online literature world?
Just thinking of this, Wen Xu saw the white weasel thief emerging from the stairs, and when he saw so many people here, he immediately stopped.
Seeing that the main protagonist of the story had arrived, Wen Xu immediately walked over. The weasel wolf and Wen Xu have been together for a long time, and they understand that he will not hurt himself, but he just subconsciously shortened his body, showing a kind of discomfort with the intimate action of being hugged, and he was honestly crossed by Wen Xu's waist.
"Hypnosis?!"
With such a heart on his lips, he muttered in his heart: A weasel does not let out a stinky fart to escape when it encounters danger, but hypnotizes people with his eyes, isn't that a second goods!
After Wen Xu said a word, he stared at the weasel with wide eyes.
At this time, Wen Xu also had to admit that the eyes of the weasel were very beautiful, at first glance they looked brown with a little blue-green, and after a while, they felt that the color of the pupils had changed to dark green, just like the imperial jade of the glass species, which was particularly beautiful!
But beautiful is beautiful, Wen Xu stared at the white mouse wolf with big eyes for almost three minutes, only to feel that his eyes were sore, and he didn't look like he wanted to sleep at all.
"Why can't I make it?" Wen Xu didn't believe what the old man said, thinking that this old man was not serious and wanted to make excuses for sleeping on the floor.
Old Man Chi saw this situation here, and said to Wen Xu: "You take it, I'll look at it and take a look!"
Hearing the old man say this, Wen Xu said in his heart: I'll see what other demons you can make!
So he walked to the old man Chi with the weasel and squatted down, and then crossed the old man with the body and tail under the front armpits, facing the old man Chi.
When Wen Xu put the weasel at Old Man Chi, Wen Xu felt the weasel in his hand struggle for a while, and then quieted down, and played the game of Zhang Fei catching the mouse with Old Man Chi--- staring wide-eyed!
After a second or two, Wen Xu smelled a faint smell, this smell is not fragrant, it doesn't smell bad, it smells a little pungent, but it just passed after a while, and Wen Xu didn't care.
"Ugh!"
At this time, the old man's eyelids began to come together, not the kind of natural blinking, but the kind of eyelids that were obviously sleepy!
After about ten seconds, Old Man Chi closed his eyes, his body was as weak as if he had no bones, and the whole person fell to the floor like this, and fell asleep again.
Wen Xu was dumbfounded at this time, and he could stuff an egg into his open mouth! Subconsciously turned the weasel around, and stared at the weasel again, this time it was still like this, his eyes were sour and almost tearful, and he didn't want to sleep at all.
And at this time, Old Man Jia had already stretched out and woke up Old Man Chi: "Old Chi, Old Chi, Wake up, wake up!"
At this time, Old Man Chi sat up again, and asked Old Man Jia with a blank face: "What's wrong, what's wrong!"
Rubbing his sour eyes, and then seeing Old Man Chi's style, Wen Xu's heart directly stretched out a thumbs up: Actor! Real actor, look at the old man's performance, directly past those little fresh meat with no connotation, and defeat an old drama bone! This performance directly showed the confusion and slight annoyance of suddenly waking up from a dream to the fullest, so that Wen Xu couldn't help but give a thumbs up!
Although he thinks that the old man's performance is similar, Wen Xu is still full of disbelief, and thinks that this master's performance is a little smarter than the Tai Chi circle, but it is only limited to being smart, and if he wants to fool himself, it is obviously impossible!