"Teacher Zhang Can, I am single. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoI would like to ask you how to pursue a girl. ”

"Teacher Zhang Can, what do I want to say on my first date tonight?"

"Teacher Zhang, I have a car, a house, and a job, why don't any women like me, attach a handsome photo. ”

Zhang Can opened Weibo and left messages all like these. There's also a greasy pockmarked selfie, which is too cruel to yourself.

He browsed through them one by one, and most of them asked about love. In particular, treat me as a bosom sister, how do I know what you are going to say on your first date!

Zhang Can covered his face a little helplessly. On his Weibo, there are basically two types of comments.

Male fan: Mr. Zhang Can, why don't I have a girlfriend?

Female fan: Ahhhhh

This is a very unhealthy form. Zhang Can decided to give Weibo a change.

As for the direction of change? It's good to change to Mibai! It's much better than being like a blind date platform now.

But this changed a lot of things overnight, and it was not something he could accomplish alone. After all, Zhang Can's time needs to be used to code words, play games, accompany his wife, and lack skills. Maybe he should get an assistant to help. It's just that Zhang Can's vision is too high, let's recall together what characters Zhang Can once wanted to accept as an assistant.

Tian Mi, a glamorous class flower, a violent female anchor. World-renowned hackers.

Li Conan, the son of the richest man in the world, QQ penguin, food, real estate, and a well-known bigwig across various industries.

These are both characters that Zhang Can once wanted to be accepted as an assistant. So far, none of them have succeeded.

So, turn your own Weibo into a popular forum. can only be temporarily brought by Zhang Can himself. Great oaks from little acorns grow.. Any popular forum, start with the first post.

Zhang Can thought about it for a while, and his first post should reflect his knowledge. also answered the questions of fans, and was able to give full play to his handsome advantages. can also show affection and make his wife happy.

So, this Weibo has become like this.

When the girl says "get out" because she is angry, do you really want to get out of the way or go over and hug her tightly?

This phenomenon is called "Schrödinger's roll", that is, when a girl tells you to roll, you never know whether she is telling you to roll or to come and hug you.

To solve the wave function to know how likely you are to be kicked or held in a parallel world, the key is:

Look at the face!"

This world also has a quantum mechanics thought experiment, and there is also Schrödinger's cat thought experiment.

In one box there was a cat, as well as a small amount of radioactive material. After that, there is a 50% chance that the radioactive material will decay and release poison gas to kill the cat, and a 50% chance that the radioactive material will not decay and the cat will survive.

According to classical physics, one of these two outcomes is bound to occur inside the box, and an outside observer can only know the result inside if the box is opened. Whether the cat is dead or alive must be determined after the box is opened. According to quantum mechanics, the cat in the box is in a "superposition of life and death" -- dead and alive at the same time!

"Schrödinger is going to be broken. ”

"Hahaha laughed at me, the cheap handsome is so talented!"

"Handsome and talented!"

"Wait, don't talk about it yet, the last twist of the stroke of genius, look at the face. I was still laughing, but I felt like something was wrong. ”

"Damn, is the cheap handsome being mocking us with the difference in appearance again!"

"Call you to see your face, let you see your face, / Beat your expression. ”

"Let's talk about it first. ”

"In fact, as long as a man goes out, he can be called a handsome guy as long as he dresses up clean and refreshing, and it is very simple. Take a look at your new girlfriend. ”

"Get upstairs and get away!"

Zhang Can has not spoken on Weibo since the scolding war and the release of "The First Close Contact". And "The First Close Contact" is still fermenting, and more and more readers have become loyal fans of Zhang Can. The number is so big, and the loyalty is so heavy. There are more people than he had attracted from his previous scolding wars.

This is also characteristic of this literary world.

Before, Yu Yue'er investigated Wen Xuemei's matter, and was opposed and criticized by her family, also because of this. Creators not only have a high-end status, but at the same time, their cohesion and appeal are sometimes greater than some stars!

At such a time, Zhang Can's Weibo was quickly forwarded and liked, and more and more people left messages below.

Not long after eating, Zhang Can was not hungry. But when you don't play games, you don't eat something in your mouth, and you feel panicked. I definitely learned this from Yu Yue'er.

Zhang Can walked back to the bedroom, walked to the huge wardrobe, reached up with his hand, touched it twice, found two bags of chips, and carried them back to the computer.

Yes, the snacks are tucked away at the very top of the large closet.

Zhang Can is 183.9 tall, referred to as 183.

Yu Yue'er is 159.9 tall, referred to as 159.

Before falling in love with Zhang Can, Yu Yueer always claimed to be 160, and her height was still good. Then wear high heels, especially long legs, and the figure is bumpy. Goddess!

But after falling in love with Zhang Can, after all, she married her husband, and her height was abbreviated by Zhang Can as 159. For women, this is simply the difference between the 20-year-old age group and the 30-year-old age group, just like the 29-year-old and the 30-year-old, the difference is not one year old, but the face!

At the same time, Yu Yue'er, who was 159, was only a head shorter in front of Zhang Can. However, she could never see the snacks hidden in the closet. She couldn't reach it either.

So Zhang Can's snacks are all hidden there. After all, Zhang Can can insist on exercising every morning for a good figure, but Yu Yue'er can't do it, and if she doesn't exercise, she can only control her snacks.

The words were divided into two ends, Zhang Can was eating French fries while looking at the messages that kept being forwarded. He felt that he was just around the corner to become a big V.

And a big V symbolizes a lot of money!