Chapter 267: Zhu Gangguan
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In the exquisitely arranged deep cave boudoir, Zhu Gangguan jumped off the cloud bed, put on a brocade robe hanging on a pillar on the side, wiped his sweat, and ended a night of penance.
This burly and majestic man has always been unable to help his heart palpitations recently, as if something bad is about to happen. But every time he uses the Tiangang technique to calculate, he can't come up with it!
This means that either he's just worrying about nothing, or... It's just that there's something he can't stop at all, and it's about to fall on his head!
Zhu Gangguan, who was wearing shorts and a robe, picked up the Shangbaoqin gold nail rake hanging on the wall on the side, this rake produced in the furnace of Taishang Laojun and weighed more than Mount Tai was as light as nothing in Zhu Gangguan's hands, and it didn't even look heavy when it was hung on the wall, and there was no divine light exposed!
Zhu Gangguan waved the rake a few times, looking like an old farmer juggling, without the majesty of a general.
He tried to practice a few routines, but eventually gave up!
The rake looks like a farming tool, not a weapon, but it is actually a real magic weapon. The kung fu that Zhu Gangguan learned from Heavenly Court is definitely not a fist embroidery. This divine weapon, once it is deployed, it will immediately be a violent wind and lightning, and if it touches a little bit, it will crack the ground and collapse, and even if King Kong is not broken, there will be nine more holes, so do you want this cave?
The cave mansion can be noted, but the belongings of the mansion are not easy to prepare, if those prohibitions are destroyed, it will make him die of a headache if he repairs it, and if he doesn't die of a headache, he will be nagged to death by his cheap lady!
But it is said that after Zhu Gang became a demon in the lower realm, he just awakened Shuhui and obtained supernatural powers, and met the second sister of the cheap lady, who was favored by the banshee king and became someone's son-in-law.
This demon king is good at everything, he is even more considerate to him, and his mana is also okay, although his roots are weaker, but it is not a big problem, but he is too stingy and some can't help the table.
When he was in the Heavenly Court, Zhu Gangguan was also generous, how could his wife be petty?
But now... Looking at the room full of mortal treasures, Zhu Gangguan couldn't help but smile bitterly.
Zhu Gang walked a few steps with a nail rake, inexplicably a little irritable, not because he was demoted to the mortal world and became a monster, but because he had been stuck in the cave for the past few days, a little depressed, if he could go out and beat two living people to eat...
Zhu Gangguan thought about it, shook his head, and sensibly gave up his plan to leave Yunzhan Cave and go around!
Obviously feeling restless, he didn't know how to avoid trouble, and ran out tightly, which was not the work of a wise man.
In addition, the recent warning signs are not just a little bit of inspiration, and he has been having some strange dreams for several days, which is enough to make him vigilant.
Those dreams are bizarre, at first glance clueless, and I think there is something else.
In some dreams, he turned into a fat-headed, big-eared pig demon, lustful, greedy and cowardly, called a pig incompetent, and lost his face. And in other dreams, he has a master who hangs the sky and a more dick of the senior brother, who takes him to counterattack Lingshan, go vigorously, go in a dashing manner, leave a name for eternity, and die without a full corpse... In some dreams, he actually appeared hundreds of years later, had successfully completed the journey to the west, returned to heaven as an official, and the Jade Emperor even gave the fairy of neon clothes as a concubine in recognition of him. It's just that before he started to enjoy it, the scene changed, Heavenly Court didn't know what calamity he had encountered, even he, a second-grade master, had to run with the tide to escape the disaster, but before he could take the family to slip away, he was killed by a powerful person in the air, his soul was scattered, and his body fell on a huge star in the Milky Way... In some dreams, he was taken away, known as Zhu Ba* Ancestor, hugged the thigh of the saint known as Tongtian, and finally went to the negative energy universe, opened the world, and directly hung the sky...
In less than ten days, I slept big, fell asleep and didn't know where I was, woke up and didn't know where to go, sometimes happy, sometimes sweaty.
He is a first-class immortal, even if he casts a demon fetus, his essence is still a serious heavenly court, where do he usually have strange dreams, this is obviously also some kind of omen!
The successive omens were unclear about the origin, which made him very angry!
Zhu Gangguan felt that this was not groundless, which meant that the black cloud of extinction was about to fall overhead!
It's just that he has always been cautious in his actions, how could he cause such a catastrophe?
He is Marshal Tianpeng, a dignified second-grade member of the Heavenly Court, with a strong root and Miao Hong, and a year-old friend of Master Xuandu, a disciple of Laojun, without any black history!
In heaven, he Zhu can be said to have power and power, and he wants people to have people.
Although he is only a second-rank Tianpeng marshal, he is the absolute henchman of the Jade Emperor, and many major events in the heavenly court, including this journey to the west, how can he not know anything, of course he can avoid it!
Zhu Gangguan is in the heavenly court, his skills are not the strongest, and he has to snicker when he ranks in the top fifty in terms of fighting ability, but when it comes to the means of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, Zhu Gangguan does not boast of being one of the best, and it is definitely the number one in the Three Realms!
Its practice of Tiangang thirty-six changes, Tiangang technique, Dapin Ascending Immortal Jue, although it is not the top spell, but it is definitely the first-rate immortal method, Tiangang change and Tiangang Technique have the ability to seek good fortune and avoid evil, and the Dapin Ascension Immortal Jue is also known as the first Fa, which can stabilize the foundation and increase longevity!
Zhu Gangguan was afraid of death, very afraid of death, so he gave up the opportunity to directly join Laojun's disciples, and instead learned many first-class immortal techniques from the Xuandu Grand Master, who was also a teacher and friend, and gave up the Taishang Dao Trick that was easy to get to the Great Dao but extremely difficult to get started.
Zhu Gangguan is self-aware, knowing that he has a few catties and a few taels, and he doesn't think that he has the ability to learn anything too good. Even those three immortal arts, except for the fundamental great product immortal ascension technique, which is cultivated diligently every day, the other two are only refined to the level of proficiency, and they can be used, and they dare not be distracted.
Zhu Gangguan is afraid of death, so in Heavenly Court, in addition to practicing, he also makes friends, relying on a bit of affection with Taishang Dao, and often mixes with anyone. But when the Jade Emperor wanted to crown him as the King of the Demon of Yipin and divide the authority of God, he did not hesitate to resign this fragrant and sweet in the eyes of others, and even did not hesitate to offend the Jade Emperor who regarded him as a confidant, and only wanted to be the commander of his Tianhe Water Army!
If he had a choice, he would rather lead troops every day, fish for water and grass, and cultivate Taoism, rather than compete with the emperor for any authority. The world is worry-free, mediocre people disturb themselves, and blessings and misfortunes are self-inflicted, this is the truth.
When Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Zhu Gangguan watched the itching from the side, but like many earth immortals who had been instructed in advance, he turned a blind eye to the monkey's behavior and did not stop it at all!
Facts have proved that Zhu Gangguan is right, the monkey was between him and him at the beginning, and he could barely beat it by himself, but then he became stronger and stronger, and when the Buddha subdued the demon monkey, this monkey was afraid that he could be beaten to death in three or two strokes!
At the cost of the Heavenly Court, the Buddha was able to compromise and send people to participate in the Journey to the West. The Jade Emperor found him and wanted to demote him, Marshal Tianpeng, to a brute, and take some bullshit scriptures. Although Zhu Gangguan was unwilling, he thought that after all, this was not for him to go directly to the previous emperor, so he still wisely chose to accept it, and the lower realm was a demon to taste the courage!
After being demoted to a beast, Zhu Gangguana lost all his mana, just awakened his supernatural powers, became a pig demon, and in the weakest period, he met the second sister of the egg, and in order to survive better, he did not hesitate to become a cheap son-in-law.
Once again, he was right!
The second sister of the egg seems to be arrogant, but in fact, she is inward-looking, and she is even more obedient to him, and after learning his identity, she did her best to help him recover his cultivation, so that he used less than thirty years to cultivate back to the realm of the earth immortals!
Even the Yunzhan Cave, the second sister did not hesitate to hand it over to him to take care of, and he made it into an iron bucket, which can be regarded as a base!
Zhu Gangguan started from becoming an immortal, and along the way, he tended to avoid it!
has been a monster for decades, and the number of times Zhu Gangguan has personally killed people is only a handful, even if he wants blood food, the second sister of the egg will do it for him, and he has repeatedly told him not to touch those mortals with roots!
In this way, as long as he sits at home, he believes that there will be no calamities at all, and even if there are some calamities, he can resist them as much as he can!
As long as there are another four hundred years, when the plan of Journey to the West begins, he can return to Heaven to continue to be an official after making a merit, and the future is bright!
If Zhu Gangguan, who is thick and thin inside, where will he not be able to bear his emotions and loneliness!
He took out a strange jade jue, looked at it, hesitated, and put it away again.
This is the treasure left to him by the Archmage of Xuandu. In the past, when the Xuandu Archmage attained the Dao, he owed him a favor in his previous life, so there was a later incident in which the Archmage reversed his enlightenment. There is this cause and effect, and he manages it carefully. When he was ordered by the Jade Emperor to become a demon in the lower realm, only then did the Xuandu Grand Master give away the treasure again!
This artifact is a magic weapon for communication and a voucher.
As long as he relies on this jade jue, his old Zhu and the big man in the heavenly court who is indifferent to fame and fortune can be contacted at any time and ask for help at any time!
In fact, Zhu Gangguan really wanted to ask the Xuandu Grand Master to verify if something big had happened in Heavenly Court recently!
Being in the Earth Realm, he is closed to the door, even if he has some eyes and ears in the Heavenly Court and the Tianhe Water Army, he can't be contacted at all!
But he was afraid that this move would involve too much, strictly speaking, the Jade Emperor and Taishang were not completely on the same path, and what he accepted was a secret mission after all, and on the surface, the Xuandu Grand Master did not know the truth about his debasement.
Lao Zhu can feel that in the recent past, something big has really happened that he doesn't know about! But he doesn't dare to ask for verification, because he is afraid of knowing the truth, and he has a fluke mentality! Since the other party did not take the initiative to contact him, doesn't it mean that the matter has nothing to do with him?
Sometimes, the foreknowledge of whims is actually very chicken.
Unless you are born with supernatural powers, or have become powerful, you can easily be self-defeating if you don't know why it is!
For example, if there is no induction, Lao Zhu can immediately know that the Journey to the West has been advanced as long as he asks...
If he hadn't sensed it, wouldn't he have been able to avoid the evil star if he left the cave house and went out to play for a few days?
But is that really the case?
The restless Zhu Gangguan opened the ban on Yunzhan Cave, if the second sister came back, she would naturally have the means to enter, and if an outsider broke in by mistake, it was not just the devil who was struck by the thunder of the Ninety-Nine Demon Descending Heaven!
Thinking of the departing second sister egg, Zhu Gangguan's heart was empty again, and he felt very reluctant and a little pity.
The second sister of the egg will go for ten days, and she usually doesn't feel anything, so she will pass as soon as she closes her eyes, but now she feels that there is one less helper around her, one less person to talk to, and her heart is empty.
Cultivators, unless they cultivate a special way, do not require to break off their feelings and desires, but they must also soothe their hearts.
At this time, Zhu Gangguan has obviously lost his normal heart!