After arriving at the door of the hotel, Li Xueqin was about to call her mobile phone, when Hu Duan was already standing in front of the door and waiting, and the car that originally belonged to Liu Fenfen was parked at the door, but now it belongs to the judicial office.

When the three of them arrived inside, there was no one else, it was Lin Xiaoquan and Li Man, and when they saw Feng Zhe and the two, they got up to greet each other, and they had to let Feng Zhe sit in the main seat, and after several pushes, Feng Zhe sat next to Lin Xiaoquan, Zhao Man smiled and said: "Lin Suo originally wanted to come at night, but we were all in a hurry to see you, so we chose this meeting at noon, and Lin Suo played a democratic style in this matter." ”

Lin Xiaoquan frowned: "This sounds really awkward, at first glance it sounds like a compliment to me, and then it is a discord between me and Xiao Feng's sacred and unshakable revolutionary feelings, why am I obstructing the democratic process? You are all in a hurry, I am holding back? Comrade Zhao Yiman wants to drink!"

"You said you were coming at night, why didn't you admit it? Why should I drink! I want to drink alcohol, and I have to drink more with Xiao Feng, but I can't drink without knowing it, you say yes, Xiao Feng?"

"Hey! Take the foolish pretence to understand, do you think that when you arrive in the county, no one will take care of it like the township? Can you drink at work in the afternoon? Don't do anything? The leader has this to consider. ”

Zhao Man glared: "You are still leading! You will also lead us, Xiao Feng will be unbearable, this will not be out of the clutches!"

Lin Xiaoquan grinned, and Zhao Man said again: "Leader, don't say it earlier, isn't this letting Xiao Feng make a mistake?"

"He made a mistake and was forced by you. ”

"So what are we going to do, go back?"

"I'm not going back, I'm going back to you, I'm waiting for Xiao Feng to get off work in the afternoon. ”

Lin Xiaoquan laughed after speaking, Zhao Man and Li Xueqin and Hu Duan both laughed, Feng Zhe said: "The ban is a ban, but the policy is to learn and use, there is a yellow light in the middle of the traffic light, the rules are not set by people? ”

Li Xueqin looked at Feng Zhe and said, "Xiao Feng is still at a high level." ”

Hu Duan didn't say much when he came in. Hearing Feng Zhe call himself Brother Hu, he clinked glasses with Feng Zhe while serving wine, and Lin Xiaoquan shouted: "It's overstepping, it's overstepping, this leader hasn't started yet." What are you anxious about?"

"Didn't I clink glasses with my brother, and the leader could kiss my family?"

Lin Xiaoquan smiled: "It's all the other way around today, none of them are obedient, what do you want to do? Let's get back to business, this has to start with Xiao Feng. ”

Lin Xiaoquan asked Feng Zhe to go in circles first, Feng Zhe didn't agree, in the end, it was Lin Xiaoquan who started, that is, Li Xueqin didn't drink it, she asked for a bottle of milk, Hu Duan said what to drink, it was to be better for his child, Li Xueqin said Then you have to drink vinegar, because I didn't follow you and others. You've got to get out of the jar of vinegar.

"Men are jealous and conscious; women are jealous so that the family can be harmonious; leaders are jealous and have ideas for work; cadres are jealous and make progress every year. After Hu Duan finished speaking, he smiled and grinned, Li Xueqin wants you to drink vinegar, and you can only drink vinegar!

Li Xueqin glanced at Hu Duan, and was looked at by Feng Zhe, and then Zhao Manfei asked Feng Zhe to go in circles, saying that Feng Zhe would be the same deputy chief clerk as himself. But there is a forest in front of him, Feng Zhe is in the cultural market, and he should be listed in front.

Feng Zhe just didn't want to, and Zhao Man said again: "Now you are in the county." When we arrive at your territory, you have to do your best as a landlord, and you are right to be ahead of me. ”

Feng Zhe couldn't refuse, so he could only pass the test, Lin Xiaoquan said: "It's boring to drink all the time, you still go to work in the afternoon." We don't have anything to do, I have the final say, so let's just mean it, in this way, you tell the story, let everyone comment, it sounds good, funny, and meaningful, you don't drink, what do you say?"

Before Feng Zhe could speak, Li Xueqin said yes, and Zhao Man grabbed Li Xueqin's shoulder with his arm, and asked softly beside Li Xueqin with a smile: "How long have you not shipped goods?"

Li Xueqin was stunned for a moment, and pinched Zhao Man's leg with her hand.

Shipment is a private word between the two, that is, the two of them do that, Zhao Man said softly: "Pregnancy actually doesn't delay doing that, some people are more interested in pregnancy, I see that you are out of balance with yin and yang, and your head is dizzy." ”

Li Xueqin didn't understand, and Zhao Man said again: "You want Xiao Feng to drink less, but if he sends him to the customs, if everyone else learns from the forestry institute, doesn't he see a person who wants to tell a story? Does he have so many stories and jokes to tell? Are you for him or for him?"

Li Xueqin was stunned when she heard this, and said in her heart that this was really the case, and then thought about what Zhao Man meant by this, so she pretended not to understand.

At this time, Feng Zhe had already begun to speak, but was interrupted by Lin Xiaoquan: "I have a request, I like the joke you said about the sunrise of Mount Tai at that time, you are going to tell me one this time." ”

"You are embarrassed! How can there be so many of the same jokes?" Li Xueqin shouted.

"Fighting? Then you drink for him? Do you understand my proposition composition?"

Feng Zhe waved his hand: "Lin Suo, I really have one here, don't you think it's okay." ”

"Say: What is Li Bai's wife's surname, and what is his daughter's name?"

When Lin Xiaoquan heard this, he laughed and asked: "Li Bai? I still have Du Fu! Hey, do you know what Li Bai's wife's name is? In other words, does Li Bai have a wife, or does he have a wife? How do I know? I don't know how much history I don't know. ”

Several people guessed for a long time, but they didn't guess it, so Feng Zhe said: "Actually, Li Bai's wife's surname is Zhao, and she is called Xianglu, and as for his daughter's name, it is called Ziyan." ”

Hu Duan asked, "Incense burner, purple smoke, this strange name." ”

Feng Zhe said: "This has a source, that "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" said very clearly, 'Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke', you see, day, Zhao incense burner, sheng, purple smoke." ”

Several people immediately looked at each other, forgetting to laugh, Lin Xiaoquan patted his thigh and said, "Feng Zhe, I really served you today, I will drink this wine." I'm convinced. ”

It was time to go down to Zhao Man, and Zhao Man said, "I also listen to you tell a story." ”

Zhao Man glanced at Li Xueqin as he spoke, and Feng Zhe said, "Okay, I really have a story that I have been holding back for a long time, and I want to tell it to people." ”

Zhao Man smiled: "Oh, this is really responsive, there is a give-and-take, a radish and a pit, you want to ship, I have someone here to pick up the goods, and I have a good feeling." ”

Feng Zhe didn't know what was in what Zhao Man said. Li Xueqin knew, why did Zhao Man always associate me with Feng Zhe today? Like Feng Zhe, I would like to. What is this?

Feng Zhe said: "In the Qing Dynasty, a person named Ji Liuqi wrote a book "Ming Ji Nanluo", and such a story is recorded in the tenth volume of this book......

"You wait, you wait a minute, have you read this book? ”

As soon as Hu Duan asked, Li Xueqin laughed: "Do you listen? Haven't he seen that he can pick a story from a book and tell it to you?"

Hu Duan shook his head: "I knew I wouldn't read this book just by the title." Tongue twister, I know that there was a Wu Liuqi in the Qing Dynasty, who opposed the Qing Dynasty and restored the Ming Dynasty, but this Wu Liuqi couldn't write books, but he and Wei Xiaobao's wife and sons became brothers and sisters......"

Feng Zhe said: "Actually, I also passed the time when I was in college and had nothing to do, and the version of the book I read was the eighty-fourth edition of Zhonghua Book Company, and the thing I said was written on pages 356 to 357, because my memory is very deep, so I even remember the page number. Brother Hu said that there is really such a person in the history of Wu Liuqi, this person first served as a general soldier in the Yongli Emperor of the Ming Dynasty. Later, he surrendered to the Manchu Qing Dynasty and was favored by Emperor Shunzhi, and died when he was in Kangxi, and the official did a lot of work. ”

"Yes, I'll just say that Wu Liuqi will meet Wei Xiaobao, okay, I won't interrupt, you continue. ”

Lin Xiaoquan said: "You still don't interrupt, you hurry up and shut up!"

Hu Duan smiled, and Feng Zhe said: "Zhang Xianzhong was the leader of the peasant rebel army in the late Ming Dynasty, and he was proclaimed emperor in Chengdu in 1644 AD. The national name is Daxi, and he has a subordinate named Liu Jinzhong, who lost the battle and ran back, and Zhang Xianzhong was very annoyed. Let the puppet Hanlin write an edict to criticize Liu Jinzhong. ”

"Why is it said to be 'pseudo-Hanlin', because Zhang Xianzhong didn't die at the hands of Prince Haoge of the Qing Dynasty in the end, so from the perspective of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, Zhang Xianzhong's Daxi Kingdom is rebellious, and he becomes a king and loses a king, so his regime is also rebellious. Therefore, Zhang Xianzhong's Hanlin is 'fake' and fake. ”

"The point is, Zhang Xianzhong doesn't know a word, if he usually sends an edict to his courtiers, he must dictate it himself, he is afraid that someone will tamper with his own meaning, so he orders whoever dares to change a word of his dictated edict, he will kill whose head, in order to ensure that his intention is carried out, he also often raids, and takes the written edict to look at it......"

"No, didn't you say that Zhang Xianzhong didn't know how to read? What did he look at?"

"What Brother Hu asked was that Zhang Xianzhong didn't know how to read, but he knew how to count, he counted the written edict word by word, if there was one more word, one less word, he would cut off the head of the proposed edict. ”

"Damn! He's got his own way. ”

"Yes, because of this, no matter how vulgar, ugly, and strange Zhang Xianzhong's words are, which person who intends the edict dares to change his word and sentence, so there are often jokes. Just said that Liu Jinzhong lost the battle, the troops retreated in Suining, suddenly the edict of the court of the Daxi Dynasty arrived, Liu Jinzhong hurriedly summoned the officials and squires and people of the city out of the city for thirty miles, put incense on the table, offered offerings, and danced and sang to welcome the people who sent the edict, and then let Xiucai bathe and change clothes, climb the altar of worship, and read Zhang Xianzhong's holy decree loudly, so the officials and the people knelt on the ground to listen. ”

"I only heard the Xiucai on the high altar above read aloud, Fengtian carried the emperor's edict and said: 'Our Lao Tzu told you not to go to Hanzhong, you have to go to Hanzhong, and now you really broke a lot of soldiers and horses, donkeys, and entered your mother's bi! ’”

When Zhao Man heard this, he laughed, Hu Duan said that this was definitely made up by Feng Zhe, how could there be such a holy decree, Zhao Man said: "I think it is also possible, we have a history of thousands of years, the land is vast and rich, anyone and anything can happen, you haven't met Xiao Feng before, do you know that there is a person like Xiao Feng in this world? You don't know if you can't not exist zài, right? Xiao Feng said that he saw it in the book, and the book also has a name and surname, since it was written by someone in the Qing Dynasty, I think it's right." ”

Hu Duan said, "Then I'll go back and look for this book." ”

Zhao Man felt that Feng Zhe's story was very novel and interesting, so he drank, but Feng Zhe still accompanied her for a drink. (To be continued.) )>