Chapter 1 The watermelon god descends
In 2015. January 22 at noon.
United States. Seattle.
In a small room with celebrity posters plastered all over the wall, a teenager is packing his school bag and getting ready to go to school.
The boy's name is Ike!
He is 13 years old and a first-year junior at the nearby Bell Creek Middle School. He has excellent academic performance and is a popular figure in Belle Creek Middle School.
Every day after school, there are many young ladies waiting for him at the school gate.
But......
As a born-against, how could Ike indulge in his feelings and not study hard?
"Hey, who wouldn't want to play with a blonde lady, but I don't have time, and I have big things to do!" Ike sighed as he packed his bag.
At this moment, suddenly!
A brilliant ball of light rose from Ike's sea of souls, blooming with great brilliance. The brilliance instantly lit up the entire sea of souls.
Along with its appearance, an inexplicable metallic electronic sound sounded strangely:
"Ike, briefing: there's only 24 hours left until our agreed deadline!"
"Don't worry, 'Cross', I'm ready! From now on, this world will be ours!"
Cross is the name of the ball of light, which comes from the high-dimensional life form of a high-dimensional universe.
One night in my previous life, when I came home from overtime, a bright meteor fell from the sky and stoned me to death......
Fortunately, he was reborn, reborn in an ordinary family in the United States.
Tragically, this ball of light is bound to his soul.
Due to the reversal of space-time caused by crossing the universe, the ball of light has been severely damaged, and for this it requires an incomparably large amount of energy to recover.
According to the agreement between the two parties, it will help it collect energy, and it will teach itself to learn scientific and technological knowledge, and the specific scientific and technological content will be determined by the energy.
And this so-called energy is-
Visibility!
What profession is most famous? Become a super scientist!
How to become famous? Sensation all over the world!
So, how do you make a splash around the world?
Trouble! Trouble! Trouble!
……
Ike slung his bag on his back and quickly walked out of the house to the nearby bus stop.
"Drop!
Ike swiped his card to get on the bus, and the bus started up quickly and headed for the city center.
When passing by the Belle Creek Middle School platform, Ike didn't get off the train.
The old driver, who drove the bus, was a little surprised: "Little Ike, didn't you go to school this afternoon? Why didn't you get off the bus just now?"
Ike shook his head, "Uncle Duncan, I'm going to Citibank on the front street to withdraw money." ”
"Oh!"
The bus continues on its way......
About 10 minutes later, a skyscraper appeared in front of me.
It is one of the top ten banks in the world: the branch of Citibank in Seattle.
The bus slowly stopped at the side of the platform, and then the doors opened......
"Goodbye, Uncle Duncan!"
"Little Ike goodbye!"
Ike picked up his bag and stepped off the bus and ran quickly towards the Citibank building not far away......
It was one o'clock in the afternoon U.S. time.
As one of the top 10 banks in the world, even during the lunch break, there are still many customers in the bank hall.
Ike pushed open the glass door and slammed into Citibank.
This behavior immediately attracted the attention of the bank staff.
What is a minor child wearing a school uniform and carrying a schoolbag doing in a bank?
The manager of the bank lobby was very surprised and hurriedly walked over.
"What's your name, kid? This is Citibank. Excuse me, how can I help you?"
"Sir, my name is Ike!I have no money to eat, come and get money!" replied Ike timidly, bowing his head.
Seeing this scene, a smile quickly appeared on the face of the bank lobby manager: "Oh, I see. Little Ike, come, I'll take you to the counter to pick it up. ”
"Thank you, sir!"
Seeing the teenager so polite, the smile on the bank lobby manager's face became even brighter.
The lobby manager led Ike directly to the bank's No. 1 window, and then directly to the front of the line.
For this kind of Chiguoguo's queue cutting behavior, the customers in the hall have no opinions.
Many even clapped their hands lightly and praised the lobby manager's behavior.
You know, in the United States, minors are very awesome.
On the head of every underage child, there is a super invincible god covering. It's called: Law on the Protection of Minors.
In the United States, there are as many as 20 laws for the protection of minors.
Note that it is "Ministry", not an article.
Combined, these laws are enough to fill a large 100-square-meter house. Together, they safeguard all aspects of the minor's life.
"Thank you, sir!"
Ike happily thanked the lobby manager.
"Little Ike, you're welcome! remember to go to school after withdrawing the money!"
"Yes, sir!"
The lobby manager smiled and left the counter......
In just three minutes, the customer in front of him finished his business.
"Please go to Window 1 for the next customer!"
A melodious electronic female voice sounded, accompanied by the friendly shouts of the teller girl.
"Kid, come here, it's your turn!"
Hearing the shout, Ike hurriedly stepped forward.
Window No. 1.
With a kind smile, the teller girl asked softly, "Little friend, what business do you want to do?"
"I want to withdraw the money!"
"Okay, please give me your bank card!"
Ike opened his school bag, took out a bank card from his school bag, and handed it to the teller girl.
"Kid, is this your parents' card?"
"Yes, it's my mom's bank card. Mom said that if you don't have any money to spend at school, you can get it yourself!" Ike replied honestly.
"Oh, I see, kid, you're so sensible!"
The beautiful bank teller girl smiled, inserted the bank card into the interface, and began to read the data......
At this moment, a terrifying program hidden in the world's network suddenly awakened.
At a speed of 300,000 kilometers per second, it swept the world in an instant......
Instantly, the money information of the bank card was displayed on the computer.
Balance: 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
The teller girl was shocked: "Little ...... Kids, you ...... Where did you get all this money?"
"Uh...... I've transferred all the money from the banks of the world to my card!" replied the boy shyly.
"What?!"
But listening to the "poof", the beautiful teller girl fell to her knees, and then pressed the red alarm button at the bottom of the counter......
"Woo-woo-woo-"
Terrible sirens rang out wildly in the bank lobby, resounding throughout the building.
The bank manager was shocked!
The staff was amazed!
All the customers who came to handle financial business in the whole hall were collectively shocked!
What happened? Did there be robbers coming to rob the banks?
That's it!
In the midst of everyone's panicked speculation, in front of the ATM not far away, the citizens who were withdrawing money suddenly screamed bitterly:
"What about my money, what about my deposits?"
"Why did the balance on my card become 0?"
"Where did Lao Tzu's money go? That's the hard work I've accumulated all my life!"
At this point, one of the most powerful reborn people in history began to lift his hideous face and stepped onto the world stage......
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(The origin of the protagonist's name: The 125th hero of League of Legends, the time assassin - Ike!, the harmony is too strict, and he dare not be reborn in China.) Please don't blame the readers!)