Cheng Songwen and Wang Wei were drinking and bragging in the dormitory, chatting, and the two of them (crossed out) a plane and a submarine seemed to have returned to the time when they used to get along with their comrades. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The dishes have five flavors, and the wine has passed three rounds. Cheng Songwen began to gossip. "Ah, buddy. I remember you said, you don't seem to have come out of the builder, did you?"

"Go, go to his grandma's builder. Lao Tzu doesn't need a builder at all!" Wang Wei drank too much wine and began to have a big tongue.

Cheng Songwen began to eat aluminum alloy (peanuts) with chopsticks and chopsticks: "Then, buddy, how did you become, Ji Niang." ”

"Want to know?"

"Yes. ”

Wang Wei poured another glass of wine for Cheng Songwen: "If you drink another glass, I will tell you." ”

"Do it first for respect!" Cheng Songwen drank down.

"Refreshing, let me tell you, you are not allowed, take it outside, everywhere, to preach. ”

"Okay, brother, I'll keep it a secret for you. ”

"I, in the beginning, wasn't a machine girl at all. As soon as Wang Wei opened her mouth, she said a message that made Cheng Songwen's brain freeze.

"You weren't Ji Niang at the time?!" Cheng Songwen was frightened by the news: "Then what are you now?"

"When I crashed into the plane, I didn't parachute, but the ocean current photographed me on an island. ”

"Survival in the wilderness?" Cheng Songwen remembered a gourmand named 'Bell Grylls'.

"Almost, I lived on that island for two years. Wang Wei poured herself another glass: "You know, our pilots, in the umbrella bag, there is something called a filter stick, that is." ”

Wang Wei picked up the wine glass and drank it.

"Used to filter water, which is not clean in nature. I found it on the island that time, a coal mine, and I went to dig it, because I wanted to get one, a water filtration device, and guess what I dug up?" Wang Wei deliberately hung Cheng Songwen's appetite again.

Cheng Songwen looked at Wang Wei's expression and drank a glass directly. Wang Wei slapped the table: "I dug up my plane, in, in, in the coal mine." Intact. ”

"This, how is that possible. What Wang Wei said was a little beyond Cheng Songwen's imagination.

Wang Wei pointed to Cheng Songwen's face and laughed: "At that time, I was also with this expression at that time. But the next thing is weird. ”

Wang Wei said and summoned her own concubine costume: "On the first day, I grew a tail wing on my legs. The next day, I had wings growing on my arms. On the third day, my entire calf became a thruster. On the fourth day, I had a number on my arm, which was 81192. On the fifth day, I began to cover my whole body with armor. On the sixth day, my body began to shrink. On the seventh day, I was completely transformed into an airplane. On the eighth day, I became a machine girl. ”

After Wang Wei finished speaking, she grabbed the wine bottle and poured a few big sips.

"Will this change process be uncomfortable?" Cheng Songwen woke up more than half in an instant.

"It hurts. ”

That day, they talked a lot, and they talked until late before they hugged each other and fell asleep.

And at this time, the Hawaiian Islands were not at peace. Two B-52s strategically bombarded hime strolling on the beach at night, one of the B-52s snuggling up to the other.

"When will the war end?" said B-52 on the left, looking up at the night sky.

The B-52 on the right secretly took out the tranquilizer gun from his pocket and whispered, "Senpai." ”

"Huh?"

"Forgive me. The B-52, disguised by the KGB, pulled the trigger as soon as he finished speaking.

A blue ball of light appeared, enveloping the two of them. The KGB gave the B-52 one last kiss on the cheek and walked out of the ball of light.

"Warning, chronoteleportation is approaching. ”