On the evening of the 7th, in the villa temporarily rented by Han Qiu in Los Angeles, Han Qiu and his wife and Hiss made an appointment to eat together. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the kitchen, Zhou Yuxin and Michelle are cooking, and the two women who met because of their respective boyfriends quickly established a good friendship. may be a preconceived impression of Han Qiu, Michelle has a lot of good feelings for Zhou Yuxin, a gentle woman in the East.

Han Qiu can go to the hospital to visit Hiss all day long and wake him up. Then her girlfriend must also be a kind person.

"Yu Xin, I've eaten Chinese food in a Chinese restaurant in Los Angeles, but why does it feel different from yours?"

"I've eaten it too, but it's so sweet that it doesn't taste like it's there. ”

"Oh, how could they do that? I just went to their restaurant to eat Chinese food. ”

"Maybe it's to take care of American tastes. ”

"That's a shame, but I should be able to eat authentic Chinese food tonight, right?"

"Of course. ”

The sound of the two women chattering came from the kitchen, and in the living room downstairs, Han Qiu and Hiss couldn't help but smile at each other.

Hiss suddenly reminded, "Autumn, do you remember what you said in the hospital?"

"Did you say anything, why don't I remember?" Han Qiu said as he looked around, pretending to be dazed.

Heath looked at Han Qiu's "performance" with disdain, "To be honest, your acting skills are really terrible. ”

Han Qiu glanced at Hiss with slanted eyes, grandma's, can't you cooperate?

"Well, I remembered. ”

Heath nodded and said with a smile: "OK, the male protagonist of the V-word vendetta team this time, I hope I can get it." ”

In fact, according to Heath's current acting skills and popularity in the United States, he can completely seek a movie that is bigger than V-Vendendtta, and I believe that Hollywood's big directors are also happy to use him.

In fact, in June, there have been a lot of film invitations handed to him, including invitations from several other Hollywood giants.

However, he rejected all of them.

He knew in his heart that although his current achievements were inseparable from his own efforts, they were also indispensable to the help of the young man in front of him.

"Is this my honor?" Han Qiu smiled, "I just used one movie to win the favor of a superstar like you." ”

Hiss shook his head: "Don't you have a saying in Huaxia? Now, you can be the spring of it, and of course, you will see the spring flowing before your eyes for a lifetime. ”

"Are you okay then?"

"Much better, and.... There shouldn't be a second one for a character like a clown, right?"

Hearing this, Han Qiu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. He believed in Heath's acting skills, but he was worried that this guy would be "crazy" again. But he was even more relieved to think that V wasn't a psychotic like the Joker.

"Well, the role of V, it's yours now. ”

Heath frowned slightly, "V, don't you tell me that this character doesn't have a name?"

"Yes, doesn't V count?"

"It's even more fucking up than Joker, the clown is a codename and a word, and V is just a letter. ”

Han Qiu shrugged his shoulders and chuckled, "Hehe, then there's no way." By the way, I forgot to tell you that V, like the Joker, will not show his true face from beginning to end. ”

"Do you want to paint that damn oil paint again?"

"No, no, no, you think too much, you can still see the outline clearly after applying makeup, and there are expressions that can be interpreted. This time, no, V is directly wearing a mask. In other words, you don't have to bother thinking about the expression on your face, there is no need for that, and the audience can't see it. ”

"........" Hiss was speechless, he only felt that there were a thousand clowns jumping around in his heart now, this Nima.... It's more than playing a clown, and his face is not shown.

Hmm, how do you feel that Han Qiu dug a pit when he was in the hospital, this is waiting for himself to pick it!

shit, damn Han Banxian!

..........

On the third day, the audition for the V-word vendetta team began, and the actor had already been given to Hiss, so Han Qiu had no choice but to screen the resumes put in by others, exclude the candidates who wanted to compete for the male lead, and sent an email to euphemistically express his apologies.

These people were still a little unhappy in their hearts, but when they saw that the opponent who had robbed them of their role was Heath Ledger, they could only pout their lips and sigh helplessly.

Damn, that Chinese director definitely has a leg with Heath Ledger!

After the male protagonist is confirmed, most of the remaining resumes are people who are going to audition for the heroine.

Han Qiu has seen the photos on his resume, and the appearance of each one is okay.

If a woman wants to become a star, the condition of her appearance must be based on her talent, especially a young actress, who does not have a good-looking face and can get out of the mix? at least, 99% of them are impossible. After all, the first thing others see is not your talent, but your looks.

Of course, appearance is also very important for male stars, but compared to women, this is much less important. Anyway, in the history of movies, famous women are basically beautiful women, and many famous men are not handsome guys.

At this moment, at Warner headquarters, the audition is going on in an orderly manner. This time, Warner gave it all hands and let Han Qiu choose for himself. When Oliver informed Han Qiu, there was still an ambiguous tone in his tone.

Han Qiu, as an old fritter, of course could hear what Oliver meant. And he also knows that there is a kind of audition in Hollywood called a couch audition.

Audition, audition, what can you do on the couch? Is it really just a glass of red wine and talking about the role? Nonsense, it must be the combination of the human body, and the spark of sex is inserted.

This is also the origin of the name couch audition.

Now, a busty actress walks out of the room after an audition, and a moment later, an equally busty woman walks in, except that she is dressed much more revealing than the previous one.

Han Qiu didn't do anything except pay more attention to her legs and chest. It's really the other party's appearance that makes him not interested in the slightest. The bridge of the nose is too high, the lips are too thick, and the makeup is too thick. And the smell of perfume is very big, as soon as he enters the house, Han Qiu's nose is "poisoned".

Charlene Rhodes?

Han Qiu took Sha Lin's interpretation experience, and he had a slight count in his heart.

After introducing herself, Charlene began her watch. As Han Qiu guessed in his heart, this woman's acting skills are really average. Han Qiu even wondered if this woman's previous roles were all big-chested vase characters.

Looks like she's useless other than being a vase for the background, right?

Moreover, this woman performs just a performance, what kind of wink, what sexy pose?

In the end, Han Qiu drew a big cross in his heart, but he still tried to pretend to be gentle on his face.

"Okay, Miss Rhodes, you can go back and wait for news. Han Qiu said coldly.

Sha Lin nodded, but didn't go out, "Director Han, can we talk a little longer?" I think I still have a lot of things to perform. With that, she twisted her waist and walked to Han Qiu's desk.

"Huh?" Han Qiu raised his eyebrows, sneering in his heart, but his face remained silent. "The audition is over, I'm sorry, I probably don't have time to talk to you right now. ”

"Director Han, you'll have time. Sha Lin propped up the table with both hands, her body slowly leaned forward, two snow-white huge meat balls were hanging, and a bottomless ravine appeared naked in front of Han Qiu's eyes.

The smell of perfume mixed with the smell of hormones came straight to Han Qiu.

Sha Lin looked at Han Qiu with spring in her eyes, she was very confident in her body, and the previous roles were all exchanged by her through her body. She believed that this young man with strong blood would obediently surrender under his sexy long legs.

But......

Looking at this scene, Han Qiu is really, looking at the woman's skillful movements, I'm afraid I don't know how many times I've acted with others, right?

Han Qiu tilted his head and leaned back: "I'm sorry, you're blocking my view, please go out." ”

As he spoke, Han Qiu wrinkled his nose uncomfortably, this Nima was too strong in taste, and it smoked him.

Sha Lin smiled for a moment, but as if she hadn't heard it, she immediately changed into a more seductive pose. She put one of her thighs on the table, and then deliberately flirted with her skirt.

A black picture flashed in front of Han Qiu's eyes, and when Han Qiu's face was still very calm, there was no fluctuation at all. Although this is indeed very tempting, this woman's appearance is really not in line with Han Qiu's aesthetics, plus this bus has been on the bus by many people, and the fire of desire in her heart can't be ignited if she wants to.

This car is really too broken, Lao Tzu's taste is not so heavy, Han Qiu despised it in his heart.

"Please take your legs off and don't stain my desk, and then I'll give you another minute to walk from here to the door, and if you don't do what I say, I'll be happy to call the security guard outside the door to come in and help you." I am sure that with your appearance, they will not refuse your kindness. Han Qiu said coldly.

Sha Lin was still waiting for Han Qiu's hand to caress her thighs, and when she thought that the man in front of her was young and rich, the middle of her legs couldn't help but get wet. But in the end, the other party's answer shattered her beautiful fantasy in an instant.

"Am I glamorous?"

"No, you're charming. ”

"Then why can't something good happen between us? You know, I just have one character. ”

"Because you can charm people, but you can't charm me. Han Qiu's face was full of a playful smile, "In Huaxia, the audience calls me Han Banxian, do you think you have the charm to charm Banxian?"

After being stunned for a few seconds, Sha Lin came back to her senses from Han Qiu's words. However, she was not angry, she just looked at Han Qiu with a little resentment. She took out a card and put it on the table, and then reluctantly left the room.

"Maybe you'll change your mind?" were the words she left when she put down her business card.

Han Qiu shook his head, he didn't want to get a venereal disease. I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if. I guess this woman will check the meaning of the half-immortal when she goes back, right?

After coming back to his senses, Han Qiu took out the paper and wiped the unknown liquid at the corner of the table before letting the next auditioner be notified.

.........

Until the end of the audition in the afternoon, except for Sha Lin, Han Qiu was not so lucky to meet a second person who volunteered to die.

The final heroine candidate, Han Qiu gave Natalie Portman. A girl who is very popular and looks good.

At least in Han Qiu's eyes, she is a girl, because she is only 24 years old, and she doesn't seem to be as old as herself. However, his acting skills are really good, and he is the best one selected by Han Qiu's auditions.

Moreover, Han Qiu listened to her tone, and it seemed that she was very interested in the Heath guy, or rather, she was an avid fan of the Joker.

After Natalie left, Han Qiu smiled playfully: "A big madman and a little madman play a diagonal show?"

"That's kind of interesting. ”