Qin Xueyang was stunned by Zhang Qiyang's reprimand, and said, "What are you shy?"

Zhang Qiyang was helpless, although he used to drink like a dead man and vomit dirt all over his body, Qin Xueyang often stripped him naked to help him take a bath, and he was so familiar with all parts of his body that he couldn't be more familiar. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But now that he is sober, he was forced into the bathroom by Qin Xueyang, which is very embarrassing.

"Get out of here!"

Zhang Qiyang shook his hand at Qin Xueyang angrily.

Qin Xueyang was very aggrieved, so he had to turn around and go out, complaining with a bulging mouth: "When I was taking a shower, you suddenly rushed in for a big fart and asked me to do something for you, and you were right." I can't come in, I've never seen such a domineering and unreasonable. ”

"In the future, I won't break in when you take a bath, and you are not allowed to break in when I take a bath!"

Zhang Qiyang heard Qin Xueyang's complaints, and shouted to re-establish the rules for the two of them.

After Qin Xueyang went out, Zhang Qiyang rinsed his head and body steadily.

When he walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, he saw Qin Xueyang cooking ham sausages and instant noodles on the kitchen counter.

"I'll go! You haven't eaten enough?"

Zhang Qiyang was stunned, this fat girl had just eaten six bowls of fried noodles, twice as much as he had eaten, and he could still eat it again!

Qin Xueyang pouted and said, "I'm angry! I'm so angry! Why are those bastards sneering at you? They have the ability to compete in "My Song"! If they sing hello to you, I'll eat this pot!"

"You be careful, put the pot down and don't spill it. Zhang Qiyang smeared moisturizing lotion on his face and asked Qin Xueyang: "What's wrong with Wangwang, it's angry for you." ”

"Go see for yourself, that guy is so cheap!"

Zhang Qiyang sat on the sofa in the living room, cocked his bronze legs, and glanced at Wang Dazhong's Weibo with his mobile phone.

Wang Dazhong's Weibo post of a photo of opening champagne did not make Zhang Qiyang angry. On the contrary, he felt that Wang Dazhong was so sarcastic and was afraid of him.

But the more than 60,000 comments below really made Zhang Qiyang extremely unhappy.

Those people were like a holiday, jumping happily, mocking Zhang Qiyang's "normal" performance on "My Song", and wishing Zhang Qiyang the end of the crane in the next competition to get out of the way.

Eighty percent of these people who celebrated on Wang Dazhong's Weibo are the kind of hard-pressed masturbators in real life.

In the real society, they can't realize their own value, and they can only jump on the Internet without thresholds.

Saying that they are keyboard warriors is looking up to them.

They're just masturbations, outright masturbations!

The money these people earn in ten lifetimes may not be as much as the interest that the richest man eats in a day.

still has the face to mock Zhang Qiyang like this, who gave them such courage?

What's wrong with this society?

Is it really like Chen Ke said, sick?

If that's the case, then let it be terminally ill!

Don't break it, don't stand it!

Maybe if you are sick to death, you will be reborn in a new world full of vigor and vitality.

Zhang Qiyang decided to use the most kitsch and morbid way to mock those who mocked him.

Looking up at Qin Xueyang in loose plaid pajamas, Zhang Qiyang asked her, "Where's your bra?"

"I don't wear a bra at night, didn't I tell you!"

Qin Xueyang glanced at Zhang Qiyang irritably, not understanding why this guy was always holding on to her bra recently.

"I know you don't wear it, you bring it to me!" Zhang Qiyang got up and asked Qin Xueyang to ask for a bra.

Qin Xueyang was stunned: "What are you doing?

"Phew, I'm useful, get it to me, I want the sexiest style!"

"What do you want my corset for? You're not going to be so perverted, are you?"

Looking at Zhang Qiyang, who only had a bath towel wrapped around her waist, Qin Xueyang's face was full of disgust to death, she obviously misunderstood Zhang Qiyang.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up! Give me your bra!"

Urged by Zhang Qiyang, Qin Xueyang reluctantly went to the house and took out a black H-cup giant bra for Zhang Qiyang.

Zhang Qiyang felt that the style of this corset was too conservative, there was no lace, and it was not a hollow model, but a huge half-cup bra, which did not look so sexy.

"Nothing better?" Zhang Qiyang said disgustedly.

"It's already my best-looking corset. You're not big-breasted, you don't know how hard it is for our big-breasted girls to buy a corset! With a big breast like mine, it is completely impossible to buy a suitable and good-looking corset in China! This size can only buy ugly mothers and grandmothers, and you can never find girls. I bought it when I was in school in the UK, and I've been wearing it for several years, and now it's smaller. ”

Zhang Qiyang didn't listen to Qin Xueyang's mother-in-law's mother's complaints, and returned to his bedroom with Qin Xueyang's bra.

"What the hell are you going to do? Don't do anything too perverted! I'm going to wear this bra tomorrow!"

Qin Xueyang chased after Zhang Qiyang and came to Zhang Qiyang's room together.

I saw Zhang Qiyang put this black giant corset on the Kingsize big bed, and deliberately put it at a sexy angle.

Then adjust the light of the bedside lamp so that the light hits the bra to create a dim and sexy silhouette.

"Click, click, click. ”

In front of the corset and the big bed, Zhang Qiyang took several photos in a row.

"You're going to ...... Weibo?"

Qin Xueyang finally wondered.

"I'm going to let those black jitters know that I'm rolling the sheets with the big-breasted girls while they're taunting me!

"You're too perverted, aren't you?! But this method is really annoying! Haha, those sunspots will definitely be angry when they see it. ”

After only laughing for a moment, Qin Xueyang stopped laughing and said, "But I think you better don't send it, it's too troublesome." Posting such photos will damage your image. ”

"I still have an image? Don't be funny! Have you finished eating noodles?"

"Oh, if you don't say I've forgotten, I'm still cooking noodles!"

Qin Xueyang slapped his thigh, and hurriedly ran to the celebrity chef who was connected to the living room to turn off the fire.

Zhang Qiyang changed into a comfortable black T-shirt and pajama pants in the bedroom, and came to the living room with a guitar.

said to Qin Xueyang, who was stuffing noodles and ham sausages into his mouth: "You eat noodles, I'll sing a song, you listen and learn." This song is very simple, you can help me record a female version later, I want to send it out with the photos, and kill those masturbations. ”

"What song?"

"I just wrote it, it's called "A Lifetime of Masturbation". ”

"Poof!"

Qin Xueyang sprayed the noodles in his mouth and the chewed ham sausage on the table.

"The lyrics of this song are quite vulgar and spoofing, but the song is very moving, you can know it when you listen to it. ”

No more nonsense, playing the guitar, Zhang Qiyang sang this extremely spoof "A Lifetime Masturbation" in a lonely and humorous magnetic voice: "...... I think you'll keep jerking off, jerking off alone for the rest of your life, I think you'll keep jerking off like this for the rest of your life......"

The song of this song comes from Liu Ruoying's "A Lifetime of Loneliness", the style of music is warm and lonely, and after being spoofed as "A Lifetime of Masturbation", it has a unique flavor.

This song must be sung by a female voice to be more flavorful.

Zhang Qiyang is going to use Qin Xueyang's big bra and Qin Xueyang's singing voice to mock those who mock him fiercely.

He never thought that the stupid and cute fat girl in front of him would sing and have a nine-point voice and soul like Adele, a super singer who is also very fat in another world!

Like Adele, Qin, a fat girl who has also been deeply hurt and has uneven scars in her heart, is actually Adele of this plane!

The most tragic thing is that the first song released by this super singer who will sing and cry all over the world in the future will be the spoof "A Lifetime of Masturbation......