"This ..... Is it a journey to the west?"

Countless viewers couldn't help but wonder, what is such a start? Sun Wukong didn't protect Tang Sanzang, but wanted to eat him? Tang Sanzang resisted his life and saved Sun Wukong?

What kind of plot is this? Except for the character design, this is almost completely different from the original book! And Han Banxian, you keep saying that it is a comedy, but except for Tang Sanzang's sense of joy, where is the comedy? This is obviously the tragedy of Tang Sanzang's death!

Han Qiu listened to the commotion in the theater, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but raise slightly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoHehe, the story has just begun, and there are more surprises waiting for you later!

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Five hundred years later!

The picture turned and came to a desert. A woman in a black gauze robe strolls through the desert on horseback. On the side, in a small dilapidated village, a group of strange-looking bandits who looked like refugees appeared in the eyes of the audience.

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but hook the corners of their mouths, this is a bandit? Hehe, interesting.

Soon, the woman in black and the bandits had a fight, and a group of bandits were packed up and subdued!

"Peach blossoms are everywhere, not a single grass grows! Money lands, and people are not guaranteed!"

As soon as the Heavenly Maiden scattered, strings of copper coins fell exactly on the heads of each bandit. The gorgeous scene of peach blossoms fluttering is fascinated by every audience!

But every bandit was stunned by the appearance of a string of copper coins, and they ruined this beauty. The tattered clothes, the shape like killing Matt, and the beautiful peach blossoms in the sky form a strong contrast.

Joy comes in an instant!

The audience couldn't help but let a smile climb up their cheeks, beauty and bandit?

In the picture, a group of bullied bandits find their boss, the Supreme Treasure, a young man with eyebrows connected into a thick black horizontal line, chicken nest-like hair on his head, wearing tattered clothes, and cross-eyed.

"What are you doing in Wuyue Mountain? This female devil has always been a treasure-free and non-thief!"

"Is there going to be a big deal here?"

Subsequently, a funny scene appeared, the cross-eyed eyes of the Supreme Treasure made him unable to distinguish who was who, and wanted to find the second master, but repeatedly recognized the wrong person, one time he regarded the blind man as the second master, one time he regarded a dog as him, and the third time he also regarded a piece of grass as the second master, and stepped on it vigorously!

In particular, a group of funny bandits were still fanning the flames on the side, and the second boss even pretended to be trampled on in pain, hiding aside and shouting.

The audience was dumbfounded, this Nima?

"Poof, haha, I'm laughing to death, this big boss is really interesting, foolish, just pity that innocent puppy. ”

"Am I not mistaken? Isn't that blind man good, not blind?"

"It's funny, it's the first time I've seen this angle add to the laughter. Haha!"

The nonsensical humor hit the audience's laughter at once, just like the nonsensical name, its behavior and action have no reason, and the audience has no reason to laugh, just want to laugh.

After that, the nonsensical style spread for a while, anywhere, in any plot, as long as there are Supreme Treasures and bandits, there will be laughter. Those strange lines and dialogues made the audience twitch non-stop.

Chun Thirty Niang: "I want to stay here for a while?"

Lord Venerable: "I don't know how long a moment is?"

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Chun Thirty Niang: "Are you urinating here?"

Supreme Treasure: "Otherwise, where did you get such a big tank of water to bathe?"

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The second master: "Look up to me so much? Eh, helper, don't kneel!"

Supreme Treasure: "You want to kneel for me, but my legs don't obey." ”

Blind man: "Helper, your Seven Wounds Fist injuries are getting worse and worse!"

Supreme Treasure: "I still have hands, and I won't give in." Uh-hahahahaha!"

After saying that, the Supreme Treasure walked away upside down, and then stumbled and fell into the pit.

The second master raised his arms and shouted: "The helper has fallen into the dunghole, the helper!"

The audience couldn't laugh enough, and the non-stop nonsense one after another was too tormenting.

The plot gradually progressed to the laughter of the audience. Chun Sanniang's purpose in coming to Wuyue Mountain was to find a person with three moles on the soles of her feet, and then ask the bandits to help find them.

And a group of bandits led by Supreme Treasure will definitely not give up so well, and directly let the second master take ecstasy, but he doesn't want to let Chun Thirty Niang show the original form of the spider spirit! Then it will be a farce of bandits vs. spider spirits.

All kinds of bizarre tricks, all kinds of strange tricks of pretending to be dead, all kinds of jokes about fishing in troubled waters. Let all the audience hold their stomachs and laugh from beginning to end. And in the end, when the crotch of the Supreme Treasure caught fire, and the second master mercilessly helped him extinguish the fire with his feet, all the male viewers couldn't help but clamp their legs.

Damn, Jinnyima hurts!

Han Qiu is also embarrassed, this stepping on the crotch of the pants not only happened here, but there is also a plot of many people stepping on the crotch of the Supreme Treasure together. When filming these two episodes, a stand-in dummy was used.

The dummy does not shoot the face, only the underneath. At that time, in order to step on it more refreshingly, Ye Chen took the initiative to put a photo of Han Qiu on the dummy's face, so that everyone would be more energetic when they stepped on the crotch together.

This proposal was approved by everyone, no matter how much Han Qiu shouted NO. Then, an evil scene appeared, a group of old men who were only wrapped in a pair of white underwear surrounded a dummy with the word Han Qiu written on their faces!

I stepped on the center of the crotch!

How hard you can, then make twice the strength to step on it!!

Everyone was so cool that they stepped on it, but Han Qiu, who had a black face, looked at them with his legs twitching on the side.

Now that I think about it, I still have a chill!

Han Qiu wanted to cry even more without tears, he knew that he should delete this paragraph.

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Later, the spider spirit's junior sister, Bai Jingjing, also came to Wuyue Mountain, where the bandits' den was located. And the Supreme Treasure fell in love with this long-legged beauty at a glance. He even did not hesitate to cut his invention and repair all the beard and eyebrows on his face.

Before, the spider spirit was the fact that Chun Thirty Niang had changed, and the bandits were still in the dark, and now this Bai Jingjing, they didn't know that it was also a monster.

At this moment, the big bald Bodhi Ancestor appeared, and told the Supreme Treasure that the two were monsters, and gave him a demon mirror to prove it, and also told the reason why the monsters gathered here.

That is, Tang Sanzang is about to be reincarnated here, and then continue to reincarnate with Sun Wukong, who is also reincarnated, and continue to take the Western Scriptures.

Supreme Treasure didn't believe it at first, but after he took the demon mirror and looked at Bai Jingjing, he immediately believed it.

The audience also suddenly realized at this moment that this twisted and bizarre thing was such a back and forth.

Tang Sanzang resisted his life and saved Sun Wukong. The Jade Emperor did not kill him, but threw him into reincarnation and reincarnated. ”

"Damn, it's another five hundred years, and Wuzhi Mountain has become Wuyue Mountain. Han Banxian's brain hole is really big!"

"But what is the identity of the Supreme Treasure, and why does he have a strange dream every night?"

All the clues seem to be clear, and the only thing that puzzles the audience is the identity of the Supreme Treasure. He's obviously the main character, but he's just a bandit. The audience thought at first that he was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, but the Supreme Treasure also took a mirror to himself, and there was no change.

This makes everyone puzzled.

After that, the Bull Demon King got the news of Tang Sanzang's reincarnation, and also came to Wuyue Mountain, and fought with the white bone spirit and the spider spirit. But the two of them still couldn't defeat the Bull Demon King together, and finally had to escape back to Pansi Cave with the Supreme Treasure. And the second master, who was controlled by the spider spirit with the Ecstasy Dafa early on, was also brought back.

In the Pansi Cave, the second master unintentionally took the demon mirror to look at himself, but he didn't expect that there was a pig in the mirror, but the Supreme Treasure was still the same and had not changed.

The audience was puzzled, this clue is still vague. It's just that the fact that the second master is Zhu Bajie makes everyone want to laugh.

And later, the white bone spirit and the spider spirit who had a hard time for Tang monk's meat had a fight. During the fight, Erdang had the aphrodisiac law of the spider spirit at home, and had a relationship with the spider spirit.

Seeing this, black lines appeared on the audience's heads again, Zhu Bajie and the spider spirit got involved?

, this Nima is too exciting! Han Banxian, I won't take you to play like this!

And the white bone spirit who was poisoned by the spider spirit and the supreme treasure escaped from the Pansi Cave together, and the two almost had a relationship on a hillside.

At the moment, the audience is already messy. The second master and the spider spirit got involved, and the big boss and the white bone spirit almost got involved.

The second master is Zhu Bajie, it's easy to say a little, after all, it's a demon. But the Supreme Treasure is a person, and Bai Jingjing is a demon! And the Supreme Treasure clearly knows Bai Jingjing's identity, but he still desperately falls in love with her. On the contrary, Bai Jingjing originally liked Sun Wukong in her heart, and she always thought that the Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong.

But when the Supreme Treasure admitted that he was not a Sun Monkey, Bai Jingjing was also stupid, and even had feelings for the Supreme Treasure!

Man and demon actually fell in love! Could it be because Supreme Treasure and Sun Wukong look alike?

"Damn, Han Banxian's taste is too heavy!"

"Ahem, I'm just amazed that the second master is Zhu Bajie!"

"Alas, this Zhou Xingchi acted well, but unfortunately he fell into Han Banxian's pit and staged a ladyboy love!"

"Zhou Xingchi's acting is too joyful, and his ability to be funny is not ordinarily strong! It's just that it's not good to fall in love with anyone, but it's a white bone spirit. ”

The audience has mixed reviews, it is true that as a comedy, so far, Journey to the West has been successful, but these bloody loves have made the audience's evaluation of it drop a notch.

If the plot after Journey to the West is still like this, then the final evaluation will definitely not be good.

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In the picture, in order to save Bai Jingjing, Supreme Treasure returned to Pansi Cave to ask Chun Thirty Niang to save her, but when she arrived at the top of this mountain again, Bai Jingjing had disappeared.

From the perspective of God, the audience knew that Bai Jingjing was captured by the Bull Demon King, and was also detoxified by the Bull Demon King, and instigated her to take her to Pansi Cave to find the reincarnated Sun Monkey and Tang Sanzang, and when the time came, Tang Seng meat would give Bai Jingjing a share of her.

Bai Jingjing didn't know where to go, thinking that the departure of the Supreme Treasure was abandoning her, so she was very resentful in her heart, and then agreed to the Bull Demon King's request.

At this point, the plot is almost halfway through. The audience's hearts were also lifted by the dog's blood romance.

It seems that something is going to happen to this white bone spirit and the supreme treasure!

The picture turned, back to the Pansi Cave. The Supreme Treasure was locked in a cave by Chun Thirty Niang, and he desperately dug a hole when he wanted to escape to see Bai Jingjing, but he accidentally dug up a treasure box!

Its name: Moonlight Treasure Box!

Use it to travel through time and change history!

", Moonlight Treasure Box?Traveling through time and space?My God, Han Banxian's brain hole ....."

"I'm really drunk, there is such an anti-heaven artifact in Journey to the West. ”

"Three views, destroy three views, Han Banxian, can't you come up with a normal plot? What the hell is this? Could it be that this movie is about to cross in the middle of the show?"

The audience's grumbling was done again, and it was really the moonlight treasure box, which was too rebellious artifact, that blinded their eyes.

After that, a huge suction force came from the hole under the moonlight treasure box, sucking the Supreme Treasure Lianren Strap Box into it.

And this is the place that Supreme Treasure dreams of every night: in a huge cave with no roof, a huge golden rod hangs like a beam on the top of the cave! In the middle of the cave, a huge picture scroll of Guanyin automatically hangs in the air without wind.

This scene was specially requested by Han Qiu to be made by Industrial Light and Magic, this place that is about to change the life of the Supreme Treasure must not be as shabby as the previous life, but should be as magnificent as possible!

At this time, Guanyin's picture scroll suddenly spontaneously combusted, and an ethereal fairy sound swirled.

"Sun Wukong, you were guilty of heinous crimes back then, I hope you will have a great understanding in this life and change your past mistakes. ”

"Five hundred years ago, your master Tang Sanzang sacrificed himself in order to redeem your life. The Jade Emperor specially arranged for you to rejoin the world after 500 years, hoping that you can follow your master's example, sacrifice yourself for others, and wash away all your past sins. As long as you voluntarily bring the vajra ring, you are willing to change your ways. You can turn back into the Monkey King with boundless mana!"

"When the time comes, you will have to take on the heavy responsibility of taking the Western Classics and re-reforming history. However, from now on, everything in the world has nothing to do with you, and you can no longer have the slightest lust or nostalgia, and you must take refuge in my Buddha completely. ”

"You haven't become the real Monkey King yet, just because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles. But when you meet her, your life changes!"

As soon as this passage ended, no matter how stupid the audience was, they knew that the Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong! He just lacked a chance to transform! He just lacked the person who gave him three moles.

Later, Bai Jingjing thought that Chun Thirty Niang's child was the supreme treasure, so she committed suicide in anger. Chun Thirty Niang gave birth to a baby, and was named Tang Sanzang by the second master.

However, these plots are difficult to attract the audience's mood, they just want to see who is the person who gave the Supreme Treasure three moles?

As everyone wished, in order to save Bai Jingjing, who committed suicide, the Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back to the past repeatedly, but each time it was a little bit worse.

Until the last time, the Supreme Treasure crossed the head and returned to the Pansi Cave five hundred years ago. Outside the cave, a fairy dressed in white and snow happened to come over........