Hey, across the stream.

There is no wind, the sun is shining, and everything is green everywhere you look.

The monkey drew three targets on three trees ten meters away. Painted in red paint -- God knows where he got the red paint from? It feels like he's a jingle cat, and he can bring anything out of it.

The monkey said, "The shooting distance of the pistol is usually 50 meters, and you can catch it from a distance and a little closer, but if you want to practice accuracy, you should start from close range." Didn't I teach you how to shoot yesterday? ”

“OK。 I picked up the gun, loaded it, and grabbed it with a bang.

I didn't catch the target, and I didn't know where I caught it, so I felt that the leaves next to me seemed to move. Huang Jie also caught a shot, which was about the same effect as mine. Not only did they not catch the target, but they also had no idea where the bullets flew.

"Not bad. The monkey nodded.

"That's good?!" I glared, "It's not even next to the target, and you say it's good?"

"I mean, the posture, the rhythm, and the abandonment of your first shot are all good - okay, no more nonsense, I'll teach you how to aim. "The monkey stood between the two of us and showed us both. In fact, everyone has played with toy guns and knows how to aim more or less. So as soon as the monkey spoke, we both understood.

"Okay, okay!" I couldn't wait to raise my gun again.

Aim, aim.

With a bang, the bullet was caught, but to my shock, the bullet was still missing. In other words, not to mention that the target is abandoned, not even the target is next to each other.

Huang Jie also grabbed it with the same "bang". But he's just like me. Not even the edge of the target is next to each other.

"No, I'm aiming for it. I looked at my gun in amazement, "Is there something wrong with this gun?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" the monkey looked at me: "Bah three times!"

I quickly snorted three times.

"Guns have spirituality. The monkey said, "You have dismantled and reassembled it beforehand, and you have become so familiar with its structure that you have been together for nearly a week, and you have slept together, and it has long regarded you as a human being." If you say that, it will hear it, it will be sad, and the next time you use it, it may really have a problem. ”

The theory of "......" monkey is something I have never heard of or seen.

I know that the monkey likes to tease, but his expression is so serious now, and everything he says is very sincere, not like a joke.

"Oh......" I can't understand it yet, and I can't understand it. I had to sigh.

"Apologize to your gun. The monkey continued.

"Shout?" I was dumbfounded.

"Apologize. The monkey said, "To respect your gun is to respect yourself." ”

...... "I have nothing to say, I feel that the monkey seems to be particularly religious about guns, this is his attitude towards other weapons, and he throws all the wooden sticks and machetes when they have been used." Well, there is a pistol, and he seems to regard it as Xinfeng, just as Zheng Wu and Master Wu regard their fists as Xinfeng.

I had no choice but to raise my pistol and say seriously: "That, I'm sorry to shout just now, I didn't mean to say you." You have no problem, you are good. You're great, you're my good brother and partner, and we're going to fight together on the battlefield in the future, and I'll never abandon you, and you'll never turn your back on me, okay?"

I felt that this scene was very funny and funny, and I felt that Monkey and Huang Jie seemed to be able to laugh out loud whenever they received it, holding their stomachs and laughing at me - isn't this what they often do, they often fooled me! But no, they didn't laugh the whole time, they looked at me very seriously, very seriously.

Huang Jie even gently stroked his pistol, as if he was stroking his lover.

"Alright, let's move on. The monkey said, "That's why you have taken aim, but you can't catch it accurately, because the pistol has recoil, and at the moment it is released, because of the recoil, your hand will also shoot upward, and the bullet will be very off." Therefore, in the process of shooting, it is most important to maintain the stability of the pistol, how stable your hand is, and how accurate the bullet you can grab!"

Huang Jie and I nodded again and again, it turned out that this was the case.

"Therefore, holding a gun with one hand is definitely not as good as holding a gun with both hands and holding a gun with both hands to ensure the stability of the gun. In any case, if you can hold a gun with both hands, never with one hand!" the monkey gave us a demonstration.

"But when you grab Liu Yan and Lu Li's wrists, you just shout with a gun with one hand. I said.

"Who said that?" said the monkey, "I didn't catch it." ”

“…… Forget it, when I didn't say it. ”

"Well, you guys have another shot. ”

I held the gun in both hands and aimed at the target in the tree, concentrating and trying my best to aim at it accurately and hold it steadily.

"Bang".

Still nothing happens.

"This ......," I was shocked.

With a "bang", Huang Jie also fired a shot. Like me, nothing has changed.

"The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very backbone. Although you try to stay steady, you still can't control the stagnation of the pistol. Hehe, if you can catch the target so quickly, then you guys are too genius......"

Before the monkey could finish speaking, Huang Jie fired another shot. With a "bang", the tree that had drawn the target suddenly splattered some skin.

“…… Dry. The monkey said.

"I seem to have a trick up my sleeve. Huang Jie pondered.

"Bang bang......" The monkey fired several shots in a row, and all the bullets in the gun were discharged, and all of them were hit and discarded!

"Let's practice, practice until I get to this point, and then practice 20 meters, 30 meters, 40 meters...... There is no trick, any master with a gun is fed with bullets, and the more you catch, the more skilled you become. The monkey yawned and turned away.

Huang Jie and I glanced at each other and began to practice.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

The two of us put the gun, and the eardrums kept buzzing, no wonder those who practiced guns on TV wore earmuffs, so that their ears could be deafened and shouted. But this is really a good place, there is no village in front of the deep mountains and old forests, and no one will know how to put the gun.

Huang Jie and I grabbed one shot after another, Zheng Wu practiced boxing on the edge of the stream, and the monkeys cheered and cheered him next to him.

"Zheng Wu is so handsome, let's have another one!"

Zheng Wu happily gave him another one, and it was quite fun for the two of them to sing and harmonize.

If you think about it carefully, the monkey was still in a state of extreme decadence and depression two days ago, and he didn't eat or look at him for a day and a night, and no one knew what he was thinking or worrying about. But now, he's refreshed.

None of us knew why, and he didn't sue us.

The answer may or may never be known.

We spent the whole morning practicing guns and boxing. It's also very tiring to practice guns, and it's just that your hands and arms are sleepy, so you can't stand it in your ears. The two of us practiced for a while, and we also had to take a break and go to see Zheng Wu grabbing boxing. Hey, we also thought of a way to stuff some leaves into our ears, although the sound insulation effect is not very good, but it is much stronger than listening to the gunfire with bare ears.

At noon, we went back to eat, and in the afternoon we continued to practice, and I caught the tree several times. A day passed, Wang Yao didn't call us, and of course we wouldn't contact my sister.

In this way, we practiced guns and boxing during the day, ate and slept and then came back to rest.

Two days.

It's still sunny and cloudless, and it's been a good day for many days.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" The continuous gunfire came, it was me and Huang Jie practicing guns.

"Haha, there are fish in the stream!" Zheng Wu shouted. Hugh reciprocates garbage.

Huang Jie and I turned around and found that Zheng Wu was walking around the stream with his trouser legs rolled, and suddenly bent down and caught a palm-sized fish out. Huang Jie and I were a little far away, and I couldn't see that it was a fish.

The monkey was jumping around in the stream, and God knows what he was doing.

"What are you doing, scare the fish away!" Zheng Wu glared at him.

"I stepped on the fish and shouted!" said the monkey.

"Your sister shouted, that fish is slippery, can you step on it? You have to grab it with your hands and shout!" Zheng Wu lectured him.

"Who said that?" the monkey stomped with his foot, and then bent down and caught a fish.

"......" Zheng Wu was speechless.

"Let's eat fish at noon!" shouted the monkey at us, holding the fish in his hand.

"Okay!" Huang Jie and I responded.

Huang Jie and I took back our guns and went into the stream to catch fish with them. Grabbing and grabbing, they started playing, splashing each other with water. "Hahaha......" Everyone laughed in disgust, and got wet, and at the end they caught a total of seven fish, enough for us to eat.

We carried buckets of fish and walked back in the warm midday sun.

Far away from the hustle and bustle, away from the East City, such a joyful collection of light is probably a rare situation in our lives.

Back in the house, we got busy. Half a small harvest, we ate the fragrant fried fish.

"Monkey, you're really good at this level. "I ate the fish and gave the monkey a thumbs up.

"Haha, little meaning, I used to have a friend who was a chef in a five-star awakening restaurant, and I learned a lot of tricks from him. The monkey gave up.

We ate all seven fish with white rice.

Suddenly, I felt a little dizzy.

"What's going on?" I shook my head and looked at the monkeys, noticing that they were also a little wobbly.

"What the hell is shouting!" I asked. But as soon as my body went limp, I fell.

Huang Jie and Zheng Wu also fell, and our consciousness was still awake, but we had no strength in our bodies, no strength at all.

"Someone drugged the water in which we cooked!" the monkey also fell, but he barely managed to hold himself on his arms.

Bones, bones.

Suddenly, there was a voice ahead.

We looked up and looked ahead in shock, two people came out of the woods.

One is Chen Yaodong and the other is Lu Li.

Chen Yaodong pushed Lu Li and walked towards us.

"Ouch, it's been a long time since I shouted. Lu Li's face was full of smiles. R832