This mess made Mr. Li confused, and he had to secretly ask Robbie: "This guy doesn't have mental problems, right?" ”

"I hear you, I hear you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" The white youth immediately stretched out his hand to him.

Li Du was taken aback, this guy's hearing is really powerful, he spoke very quietly, and the young man has been playing with the golden retriever, so that he can still hear his voice, absolutely talented.

Conlitt stopped and said, "I don't have mental problems, of course I don't, but I may also be a little bit because I'm easily excited, or anxious, but who cares about it, I can't die anyway, can I?" ”

was caught red-handed by saying bad things behind his back, Li Du nodded awkwardly and said, "You're right." ”

The big golden retriever hadn't had enough of it, so he pounced on him from behind, and 'baw' threw Conlitt to the ground and.

Conlitt pushed the golden retriever away and yelled, "Little plane, get out!" ”

The golden retriever immediately ran away with his tail between his legs.

Conlitt got up and stretched out his hand, "Now that we know each other, hello Li Du, I'm Mondstadt Conlite......"

"Hello, you just introduced the name." Li Du had to interrupt him, this brother was too good to speak, he couldn't stand it.

"I haven't finished the introduction, please let me finish, my English name is Mondstadt-Conlite, and my Chinese name is Aoguan."

This self-introduction surprised Li Du: "My God, do you know what it means to be an adulterer?" And the tattoo on your chest, I don't know what to say, it feels like you're mistaken. ”

Conlitt said as a matter of course: "Of course I know, the official, the Chinese Leonardo da Vinci, the ancient Edison, the great genius inventor!" ”

Li Du was stunned for a while, and said weakly: "You're talking about Lu Ban!" ”

"yes, masturbator, it's him, you know who I'm talking about, haha, that's good, I'm just talking about him, because I'm a genius inventor, and I bet the two of us are the same people." Conlite smiled pleasantly.

Li Du sighed and said, "It's Luban, not an official, your pronunciation has some bad meanings in Chinese." ”

Conlitt was surprised and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Li Du felt helpless deeply, he just came to buy a carriage, not to teach Chinese, let alone to spread Chinese culture.

However, out of politeness, he still introduced: "Masturbation, its homonym is masturbation-pipe, which translates to the meaning of jerking off." ”

Hearing his words, Conlitt laughed: "Oh yes, oh yes, I like to jerk off, my nickname is jet plane, my dog is a small plane, then I'll call him a masturbator!" ”

Li Du held his head with both hands, tried to calm himself down, and said, "Okay, man, if you like it......"

"Of course I like it, I love this Chinese name to death, from now on call me Official, don't call me Mondstadt, don't call me Mr. Conlite, my father is Mr. Conlite, and Mr. Conlite is dead."

Hans said to Robbie, "Made, why didn't you tell us beforehand that this guy likes to chatter?" ”

Robbie said, "It's not chatter, he hasn't drunk yet." ”

Conlitt turned his head and shouted, "Hey, don't discuss it behind your back, you can say anything you want to say to my face." And Robbie is right, I don't talk very much now. ”

Li Du was surprised, he only heard Hans and Robbie make a voice, and he couldn't hear what they were saying at all, but the young man seemed to hear it clearly.

He coughed and said, "Mondstadt, I mean man......"

"Masturbator." Conlitt emphasized.

Li Du sighed and said, "Okay, Mr. Boy, I see that you have a carriage here, it's like this, I'm very interested in it......"

"Then it's yours." The masturbation officer patted him on the shoulder and said.

Li Du continued to be surprised: "What? ”

He felt that since he met this kid, his brain was not enough.

The official said: "You are interested in it, I will give it to you." ”

Li Du asked: "Give it to me, don't need money, don't need to trade, give it to me?" ”

The masturbator nodded, "Yes." ”

"Why?"

"Because you told me about the meaning of my Chinese name, I am very grateful to you."

Li Du patted his forehead with his palm and said, "Okay, I'm very grateful to you, but it's nothing, I think it's still ......"

"Or what, this guy is such a happy guy, what's your name? Jerking off? Hans interrupted him and said enthusiastically.

Li Du corrected him: "Don't pronounce it like that, official, it's official, it's official." ”

The masturbation official is enough of a spoof, if it is called masturbation again, Li Du feels that this is a bit insulting, and it is also a bit insulting to Chinese culture.

In short, a carriage was earned.

This made Li Du very unhappy, although the carriage is an old goods, but it is well preserved, the car has been repainted, and the skeleton is very solid.

Moreover, the carriage used old-fashioned wheels and matched with old-fashioned rubber leather tires, and he felt that it would be worth a thousand dollars.

In this case, when they were separated, when the masturbation officer said that he wanted to exchange contact information with him, Li Du happily gave him his phone, Twitter and face-book.

When they parted, the masturbator asked, "When I want to know about Chinese culture in the future, can I find you?" ”

Li Du said: "Feel free to welcome us, we have a campsite, located in the west of the Amish village, I will give you the specific address, you can go and play." ”

"Okay."

In this way, the daze came, the daze left, and the daze got a carriage that looked good.

When he returned, Robbie found him a set of bridles, bridles, and bent wood, which he hung on a quart's horse and connected to a carriage, and the medieval carriage scene was recreated.

There is still an auction going on today, so there are a lot of people coming to the auction house at Hersmann.

Seeing the horse-drawn cart, an old white man immediately came up and asked, "Man, is this also today's auction item?" Why haven't you seen it? ”

Li Du said: "No, this is a gift I want to give someone. ”

The old white man shook his head regretfully and said, "Not a lot?" That's a pity, is there any interest in selling it? You can exchange it for a gift. ”

Robbie asked, "How much?" ”

The old white man said, "I have two thousand dollars here, what do you think?" ”

Li Du waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I can't sell it, I have to give it as a gift to a friend." ”

The old white man was very stubborn and asked, "You will open the price, three thousand yuan?" ”

"I really can't do it, I really don't sell it."

"Four thousand?"

"Sorry, it's not about the money." Li Du was actually moved, is the horse-drawn carriage very popular?

Seeing that his attitude was firm, the old man sighed, and then Robbie came up and grabbed him and said, "We can talk, you need a horse-drawn carriage?" Leave a contact information and I'll find it for you. ”