Chapter 1009: Start Pretending to Be Forced [Cooking Wine for Wind and Thunder to Celebrate His Birthday (Snickering)]
Let's not talk about the changes in the country and the whole world today, but first focus on the three hungry and tired people on the uninhabited island.
The three of them supported each other and came to a relatively high place to lie down.
"I don't want to move!"
Xue Guangfu said weakly: "This is the most tiring time I have ever been except when I first started practicing martial arts when I was a child!"
"Don't look at me, I don't want to move, it's not that I don't know how lazy I am. Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
Sun Wanqi looked at the two of them, bit her lip, and stood up forcefully: "I'll go find something to eat!"
The three of them haven't eaten for a day and a night, and if they just sleep like this, they are likely to die of sleep!
"Pull it on. Lu Xiaobu looked at Sun Wanqi's half-dead face and said speechlessly: "Just like you, you can take five steps to be considered amazing!"
Sun Wanqi's body is the weakest, and such a long time of soaking in seawater has already made her almost run out of oil!
Coupled with the strong water pressure in the deep sea during that time, she was on the verge of collapse!
"Then what should I do? I can't stop eating!" Xue Guangfu said helplessly: "I'm okay, you guys are really choking!"
"I'll go! you wait!" Lu Xiaobu helplessly got up and walked to the depths of the island.
Leaving the sight of the two people, Lu Xiaobu took out a fairy bean and threw it into his mouth.
After eating it, the whole person's mental state is much better.
He's not stingy with this fairy bean.
If it's just for Sun Wanqi, then it's fine.
But adding one more Xue Guangfu won't work.
Xue Guangfu is a person in the rivers and lakes, and it was forced to let him see his special abilities before.
However, after all, it can still be explained to some extent, after all, the grandmaster also has internal strength and external strength.
However, if he took out the immortal beans again and gave them to Xue Guangfu to eat, the ghost knows what he would do!
After all, this Xue Guangfu is not as upright as Xue Kun's stupid boy!
This can be seen from the fact that he can follow him for a few days, but he just doesn't show it.
So, be careful!
The mess in the rivers and lakes, he didn't want to provoke it.
However, as I said, Sun Wanqi still has to be taken care of, and it will not be good for her to die here.
Therefore, Lu Xiaobu took a casual look, found a few coconut trees, and after knocking them down with his dragon snatcher, he put half a fairy bean in one of them.
This should be enough to hang your life.
Back to the two of them, Lu Xiaobu threw the other coconuts to Xue Guangfu, and then took the coconuts he had processed and gave them to Sun Wanqi.
Sun Wanqi didn't doubt him, so she began to eat and drink regardless of her image.
When the two of them finished eating, they both felt sleepy and fell asleep one by one.
Lu Xiaobu also lay down and fell asleep.
Minutes and seconds passed.
Suddenly!
Xue Guangfu opened his eyes abruptly and looked to the side.
He is a martial artist, and this vigilance is still there.
As a result, when I looked up, I found that it was Sun Wanqi, and I saw her roll into Lu Xiaobu's arms in two clicks, and then fell asleep!
Xue Guangfu shook his head and smiled-this Lu Xiaobu is really a romantic debt!
Then he fell asleep again.
In his sleep, Lu Xiaobu felt a warm fragrant nephrite come to him.
During this time, he was already suffocated today, but now he immediately instinctively got started.
That's it, when Lu Xiaobu woke up, looking at Sun Wanqi, who was almost stripped naked by him, suddenly raised his forehead and smiled bitterly, what is this!
"I didn't see it. Xue Guangfu sat next to a fire, and while picking up the fire with a small wooden stick, he said, "I woke up just now and went to find some firewood and food, and I just came back." ”
There were three still raw fish stuck next to the fire, and it seemed that what he said should be true.
"She's weak, and it's good for her to recover if you hold her for warmth. Xue Guangfu said again.
"Okay, I got it. Lu Xiaobu sighed, took off the clothes that had been dried on his body and covered Sun Wanqi's body, and then sat next to the fire.
"What's the sigh of? A manly man, it's not normal to have three wives and four concubines!" Xue Guangfu rolled his eyes: "Besides, aren't there already five around you now! Are you afraid of one more?"
"I'm afraid of a fart!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said, "I'm just worried that if I really accept her, I'm afraid she won't be able to sing so freely!"
"That's right, according to your tossing strength, it is very likely that there will be danger at home, let alone abroad! She is such a diva superstar, it is unrealistic not to go abroad!" Xue Guangfu nodded in understanding.
His concept is actually similar to Lu Xiaobu, you can have three wives and four concubines, but you can't have fun, forget it, if that's the case, you might as well go to some high-end places and spend some money!
"So, let's stop talking about this and say something else. Lu Xiaobu stood up, moved his body and said, "We don't know how many days we have to stay here!
"Or, I'll teach you to practice martial arts?!" Xue Guangfu asked: "I told you before to strengthen your vigilance, and now I have time!"
"Come on, if I wanted to practice martial arts, I would have killed you in seconds!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.
If he wanted to practice martial arts, he wouldn't have given Li Jin the cultivation of true exercises.
He's really not interested in that, he's so tired!
"Cut!" Xue Guangfu obviously didn't believe it: "But forget it, you really can't practice anything in this kind of place! There are no medicinal materials, not even food!"
"By the way, let me ask you! Are those ancient kung fu really real?" Lu Xiaobu asked curiously: "For example, what kind of iron sand palm, golden bell jar and the like!"
"Of course it's true!" Xue Guangfu patted his chest and reassured, and then he sighed again: "However, the prescriptions have been lost, which has led to martial arts becoming martial arts, and killing techniques becoming performances!"
"Let's be specific. Lu Xiaobu was interested.
If you can do this, it seems that you can do it!
"It's like an iron sand palm! What do modern people think it is? It's just using iron sand to grind calluses, isn't it?! Nonsense!" Xue Guangfu said disdainfully.
"I'm telling you that the real iron sand palm is not a callus, but a special prescription that absorbs the evolution of rust into the palm of the hand!"
"When you punch out with one palm, the evolution of rust will penetrate through the body, so that the opponent can't resist at all!"
"To use an analogy, it's like you have poison on your hands, you know!"
"Moreover, when the real iron sand palm is practiced, the hand is white and smooth, and there are no calluses at all!"
"The most critical ......" Xue Guangfu said here, raised his palm and gestured: "There will be a silver-white line here, that is the essence of rust!"
"Tut-tut, yes!" Lu Xiaobu nodded secretly, if what Xue Guangfu said was true, then he really wanted to try it if he had a plan.
"Okay, don't talk about this, you can't understand it anyway, you better tell me what you'll do next today!" Xue Guangfu said expectantly, he admired Lu Xiaobu's brain!
"Shout, this is to make me start pretending to be forced!" Lu Xiaobu coughed and said seriously.