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"As the so-called people laugh, cats bark, donkeys smack, puppies run and break their legs, and little brothers can't get up and can only rub chicken legs. Yu Minglang said a folk slang limerick to Lao Mai, who had been silent and took food to vent his anger.

Lao Mai's chicken leg almost got stuck in his throat, and he poured water desperately to get the food down.

Although he didn't quite understand what this limerick meant, he guessed that it was not a good thing when he saw Yu Minglang's expression.

This limerick poem fully describes the reaction of animals during courtship, such as cats will woo by barking, dogs will run desperately out, dogs during the courtship period are the easiest to lose, and it is easy to go out and bite eggs or something. ”

Xiaoqian went online again with Dr. Chen and gave everyone a popular science.

Yu Minglang stroked her hair with great comfort, "Daughter-in-law, you are really good, what you said is right!

The first few sentences are okay with animals, but the last sentence clearly heard that he was silently messed in!

Xiao Qian and Yu Minglang had enough of facing the waves, and began to feed each other affectionately, Lao Mai looked at the troubled Bala, can Xiaoqiang grill fish?

"The little brother went to turn the fish over, and the little one was almost cooked. ”

Xiao Qian instructed Lao Mai to take a look at the stove, and there was the little fish she put on it.

Lao Mai stood up unwillingly and walked to the stove, a group of people in the shade under the tree were talking and laughing and having a picnic, he stood under the scorching sun and endured the smoke and fire, and his heart was unbalanced.

There were two tin foil grilled fish left on the stove, the small one was the last one that Xiao Qian put on, and she wrapped it herself, Lao Mai was reluctant because he knew that even if he took the fish over, Xiao Qian and Xiao Qiang would still smile at the waves and prick their own hearts.

He grabbed the handle of the barbed wire and wanted to buckle the tin foil bag on the plate, but because of the fire in his heart, his movements were extraordinarily rude, so when he buckled, Yu Minglang's deliberately loose position couldn't withstand the violence and overflowed the soup, and it burned on Lao Mai's other hand on the plate, and his painful hand loosened the plate and pasted it directly on his shoes, hot grilled fish...

"Ah!!h

What's the matter, buddy, let people roast it?

Xiaoqian's first reaction was to see Yu Minglang, Brother Lang spread his hands, it was not his fault, who blamed the tin foil for being too weak?

"Little beautiful baby, I have discovered that you may be hiding dark attributes that no one else knows. ”

"Oh?"

"When the sword is out of the sheath, you will see blood! My Xiaomei is a dish out of the pot, and it is necessary to make someone lie down, which contains the dark attribute of the dark skill, who else can I be!"

It's just to be so domineering!

Who else does it mean but me?

Xiao Qian narrowed her eyes at him, and said almost four words in his ear, and Yu Minglang was not calm for a moment.

The first word is the four tones of She, the second word remains unchanged, the third word is changed to the homonym of riding, and the last word is changed to you.

Xiao Qian looked at his blushing appearance in public, and her heart was secretly refreshed, hehe, tease her, you are still a little tender!

Who would have thought that Mr. Qian, who is always an authority, can write several professional books on psychology when he utters professional golden sentences, but he always coldly puts a colored word, and what she says that people without IQ can't understand, and people with IQ will doubt their IQ after listening to it - can such a professional psychiatrist say such words?

Logically speaking, it is unlikely, so if Mr. Qian "didn't say it", then he heard it wrong?

Yu Minglang really thought that he had heard it wrong, because his daughter-in-law was calm after speaking, and he should eat and appreciate Lao Mai's grinning appearance, so he asked tentatively.

"Daughter-in-law, you just-"

"Let me ask you, who else should I be?"

"I, it must be me!"

Not far away, Lao Mai, who was still immersed in the heavy blow of his feet being burned, called weakly in his heart, no one cared about himself who was burned...

This meal Lao Mai ate was so unhappy, not only was his self-esteem hit but also doubted his IQ by Mr. Qian, and finally he was injured by Yu Minglang's small actions, and he didn't pretend to be a virtuous bodyguard after the scalding, and sat under the tree and looked at this side silently, as if he was thinking about what to do next.

After eating, Liumei wanted to go back to see her wonderful family, but she was held down by Yu Minglang, and she broke her leg if she dared to go!

The fishing ground is beautiful and very cool, Xiao Qian simply asked Yu Minglang to buy playing cards, and left everyone behind in the name of cooling off.

Xiao Qian was fighting the landlord with Narcissus and Liumei, Yu Minglang leaned against the tree with a straw stick in his mouth, and watched Xiao Qian play cards.

Liumei's bag and Xiaoqian and Narcissus's bags were all placed under the tree, and the mobile phone rang in Liumei's bag.

At this time, Liumei spent all her energy on playing cards, and she didn't feel that anyone was calling.

Yu Minglang took out Liumei's mobile phone, and Ma Lu's name on it kept beating.

Yu Minglang pressed the answer button, and Ma Lu's angry voice rang from the other end of the phone.

"Yu Liumei, what do you mean?"

Yu Minglang was silent.

"How old are my parents, how can you feel comfortable throwing them in the mall?

This questioning made Yu Minglang squint.

Xiaoqian called Liumei to summon her back, and Yu Minglang knew about it.

A man who is a little hearty will definitely ask the woman what is going on at home when he calls, instead of accusing Liumei when he comes up.

"How many times have I told you, it's not easy for my parents to work hard all their lives, and you finally come to a big city and you treat them like this?!

Dissatisfied with the silence on the other side, Ma Lu asked.

"Liumei doesn't have time now, I'm Liumei's brother, Liumei's grandmother is sick and needs 200,000 yuan for hospitalization, can you borrow some?"

Rumei's grandmother disappeared half a year ago.

After Yu Minglang finished speaking, the other end of the phone immediately fell silent.

"I'll go back and discuss, and I'll call Liumei back later. ”

Ma Lu only dropped this sentence and hung up the phone immediately, afraid that Yu Minglang would ask for money if he continued to talk about it.

Yu Minglang hooked the corners of his mouth, he still wants to marry their old Yu family's daughter with this character?

deleted the call log, and Yu Minglang didn't plan to tell Liumei about it.

Xiao Qian has been winning, only she is facing Yu Minglang, the other two are facing away from Yu Minglang, and only Xiao Qian has seen Yu Minglang's actions clearly.

Although I couldn't hear what Yu Minglang said, I wanted to know who the call was.

Well done. Xiao Qian said to Minglang with a mouth shape.

Yu Minglang also replied to Xiaoqian with a lip shape.

Without the consent of the Xueba couple, no one wants to arch the old Yu family's bright cabbage!