The opening, the fifth king of diamonds...... Oh no, Conan Lee is on the scene. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Only then did everyone remember that this title was written about the general ...... of the Goose Apple Riding Conference Summary?

To summarize what's so good, if we want to watch it, just watch the video directly!

Several fans complained twice and continued to watch, after all, Zhang Can had not let them down.

Conan Lee: "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!"

"You're looking forward to our upcoming mystery product, right?"

At this time, Zhang Can was sitting in the first row.

Zhang Can: "Mysterious fart, I knew it two months ago." ”

(Riding a goose Apple's mobile phone product has been promoted two months ago)

Li Conan: "Please cooperate with the audience below?"

As he spoke, Li Conan shook the stack of banknotes in his pocket.

Zhang Can: "Wow! I'm looking forward to it~ Goose girl!"

Conan Lee: "Okay, thank you, I knew you were looking forward to ......"

"First of all, let's introduce the first product, so you can't guess what it is."

Zhang Can: "It can't be so coincidental that it's a product called Riding Goose iPhone 5 without 4, right?"

Li Conan: "The audience below can cooperate a little! Can you pretend not to know!"

Zhang Can: "Hold the grass! I can't guess! Tell me quickly!"

Conan Lee: "It's a product called Riding Goose iPhone 5 No 4, and it comes in a lot of colors. (There should be applause here)"

"There is a small C above the phone, which means color, and it is also the meaning of children, which means that this phone is specially tailored for bear children. ”

"Of course, in order to let the bear children play less games and learn more, we specially designed several very earthy phone cases for this mobile phone. ”

"Bear children will not use their phones frequently because this combination is too earthy, and here we especially recommend the combination of red and green to parents. ”

"Let's introduce another product, you can't guess what it is."

Zhang Can: "It can't be so coincidental that it's a product called the Riding Goose iPhone 5s, right? It can't be so coincidental that the configuration is higher than the Riding Goose iPhone 5, right?"

Conan Lee: "The audience in the first row, believe it or not, I blasted you out"

Zhang Can: "Shenjing Bing! How could I have guessed! Tell me quickly!"

Li Conan: "Okay, the next product is called Riding Goose iPhone 5s, and the configuration of Riding Goose iPhone 5c is higher." (There should be screaming here)"

"China is an important market for us to ride geese, we know that there are many local tyrants in China, so the goose riding iPhone 5s deliberately increased the color that the local tyrants like. ”

"Tyrant Gold!"

Recently, a new feature of the barrage has also appeared on Weibo, but it needs to be paid, and Zhang Can naturally opened it. Especially this time the advertisement, there will still be some interactivity that will be better.

At this time, when you look at the barrage, you can't see the picture at all, you can only see the dense barrage that covers the sky and the sun.

[God-like local tyrant gold. 】

【Local tyrant gold 666】

[The flight of the local tyrant Jin 6!]

[I just know that the general color of this diamond is called local tyrant gold]

Li Conan: "That's right, as long as the local tyrant holds this mobile phone in his hand, he will immediately feel tall." ”

Comes with a photo of the pure local tyrant Li Conan holding a mobile phone.

Li Conan: "In order to solve the problem that my wife often secretly flips through her husband's mobile phone, we have made a function that you can't even dream of......"

Zhang Can: "It won't be a fingerprint recognition function!"

Li Conan, angry, "security !!"

Zhang Can: "I lied to you! How could we have guessed! Tell us quickly!"

Conan Lee: "It's the fingerprint recognition function. ”

[It won't be fingerprint recognition, it's just that.] 】

[Can this fingerprint recognition really stop my wife from peeking at her phone?]

[Damn, everyone come out quickly, there's a wife upstairs!]

[Enemy of the whole people!]

Conan Lee, "Okay, without further ado, let's get straight to the point." ”

[Hahahaha, I've been doing it for a long time, and the front is all nonsense!]

[Do you think that Li Conan's words are really funny, it's a pity that I didn't go to see this press conference. 】

[Upstairs is stupid! What's so funny about the press conference, this is why Zhang Can wrote it out and complained to us. 】

[To tell the truth, although it is a complaint, but the performance of the goose mobile phone is really good. 】

【Agreed】

Li Conan, "This time we launched two mobile phones, the 4.7-screen Goose Riding iPhone 5 and the 5.5-screen iPhone 5plus,"

"Our company is a responsible company that solves everything with care. ”

"According to statistics, most of the complaint calls received by our company last year were from Virgo users, which greatly increased our operating costs."

"So we designed the phone's camera to be raised, which greatly reduced the number of Virgo users and perfectly solved the problem of high complaint rate"

"And we've also noticed that Libra users are at high risk of broken screens. ”

"That's why we're launching two phones at the same time this time, Libra users can't figure out which one to buy, and our broken screen rate is greatly reduced"

[666 Virgo provoked you?]

[Why black me Libra? But to be honest, I really don't know which one to choose?]

[Made, the more I want to buy this phone, please ask me if I'm sick. What medicine should I take? 】

[Just go and watch the news for two hours.] 】

Li Conan, "Riding a goose iPhone 5 also has a new payment function, which only needs a fingerprint to swipe the phone to buy things." However, this feature has been boycotted by men all over the country, so we will only sell it to ladies for the time being. ”

……

After Li Conan's triumphant return, as soon as he opened Weibo, he was stunned.

Damn, Zhang Can!

Labor and management have worked hard to help you deal with the follow-up tasks, and you have done this to me!

This is not only hacking him, but even the entire mobile phone is a mess!

This is revenge, this is definitely revenge!

Li Conan couldn't help but get a conspiracy theory. Is it because the Kuge platform has wronged him, or is it because he has been grinding and not helping?

Not really......

But looking at Weibo, Li Conan went from a sad face to a crying and laughing.

If it weren't him, he would have died of laughter a long time ago!

The point is, he is the one who was hacked!