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I slept until daylight, and I didn't even go to the morning self-study, and Ma Jie called me in the confusion, but I asked him to go first. I didn't want to face it, and in the end it was the class master who woke me up and scolded me on the phone, and I got dressed in a panic and went to the teaching building, and the second class had already begun.
There was nothing special in the classroom, Lin Keer sent me a few text messages, and I was stumbling on and off the hook. After class, I went to the toilet to smoke and chatted with a few bastards from the first year of high school, and they asked me if Liang Qi was looking for me last night. I said yes, and was later driven away by Wang Yao. They scolded Liang Qi, saying that he was pretending to be forced, and I knew that they would also scold.
After the third class, Wang Yao came to me and said that he had negotiated with Shi Sheng and Liang Qi, and he would not trouble us in the future.
I asked her really? She said really. Also said to eat together in the evening.
I was just happy and said they wouldn't ambush us again. Wang Yao said no, if they dare to do this again, she will definitely not let them go. I see that Wang Yao said sincerely, just say the crotch, and give them another chance.
Wang Yao said: "However, they have one more condition. ”
"What?"
"Say I want you to apologize. ”
", there's no mistake. Let's apologize to them, they're looking for trouble all along!"
"Okay, give me some face and crotch, you didn't suffer quietly, the last time I was caressing at the Blue Moon Hotel, I attacked Liang Qi in the water room last night...... Okay, okay, I know that you have suffered a loss, so you should give me a face and not a crotch, after all, they are also brothers, you apologize and don't be ashamed. ”
Seeing that I didn't speak, Wang Yao said again: "Zuo Fei, I've grinded a lot of mouths, you should give me a little face?" I really don't want to see you fight anymore!"
Looking at Wang Yao's provocative appearance, although I was unwilling, I still couldn't bear to refuse her, so I had to say, "I'm okay here." But I can't be the master alone, so I'll go and ask the monkeys if they have a crotch or not?"
Wang Yao said: "Crotch, if the monkey is unwilling, I will tell him in person." ”
It seems that Wang Yao, the peacemaker, is decided, and he will let us stop the war at any cost.
Monkey also said before that Wang Yao had a better relationship with them. It's interesting enough that Wang Yao has helped us so many times, if we don't even want to sell this little face, then we really don't know what to do.
Because I was still shouldering the mess of escorting Lin Keer, I didn't rush to find Monkey and Huang Jie after school at noon, but went to pick up Lin Keer from class first, and then went to the cafeteria to have a meal together. The Internet café where she went after dropping her off at the dormitory.
Monkey and Huang Jie are still playing games, but seeing that they are listless, they have lost the vitality of scolding the whole country in the past, and they are a little absent-minded when they play games. I thought to myself, what happened to these two people, did they have any setbacks, or were they scolded in the game? I walked up behind them and patted them on the shoulder, and they both shook their heads at the same time, jumped up at the same time, and said in surprise at the same time:
"Zuo Fei, you're here!"
"Zuo Fei, I miss you so much!"
"Zuo Fei is going to buy us a meal. ”
"Zuo Fei, we haven't eaten for a day and a night!"
“……”
I doubt if I don't come to the Internet café, will they starve to death here?
I went to a small shop outside and bought them two chow mein servings, and then delivered them to the computer myself, and I really can't find someone as good as me in the whole country. The two of them devoured and devoured, and sure enough, they quickly regained their vitality, not only greatly speeding up the operation of the keyboard and mouse, but also scolding the stupid people all over the country with foaming at the mouth.
After they stopped for a while, I found an opportunity to tell Wang Yao about it. The monkey didn't speak after hearing this, and I knew that it was too difficult to make the monkey admit defeat and apologize, which was not at all in line with his character. I had no choice but to persuade: "Monkey, forget it, it's not easy for Wang Yao, he has helped us so much before and after, let's just sell Wang Yao's face or not his crotch?"
The monkey still didn't speak, his eyes kept on the computer screen, and he quickly operated the mouse and keyboard.
"I know you're uncomfortable, but Wang Yao is even more uncomfortable, it's her best on both sides, right......?"
The monkeys were silent, but I saw that his brow was furrowing more and more, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his anger seemed to be about to be full. Finally, he scolded: "Can the two fools in Shimono not give away their heads again, I cāo, your whole family, do you dare to say where you are from!!!!!
“……”
I suddenly wanted to slash the monkey to death.
Even Huang Jie next to him couldn't help it, he hugged the monkey's headset and said, "Can you respect Zuo Fei's people who have been chattering next to you for a long time, what he said is all serious!"
I looked at Huang Jie gratefully, this person has such a strong sense of justice, it is estimated that he is the descendant of Huang Feihong.
The monkey was stunned for a moment: "Huh, Zuo Fei, what did you just say?"
I suddenly wanted to slash the monkey to death again.
"Yes, Zuo Fei, what did you just say?" Huang Jie also asked.
I suddenly wanted to slash them both to death.
But it's too late. As soon as I was about to speak, Huang Jie beckoned him to his seat.
"Ahhh
The monkey couldn't help it: "I'm cāo, you just finished a game before you came to pull my headset...... Zuo Fei, wait a minute, I'll finish this game soon. ”
God, give me an AK47, I'm going to burst them both!
The strong have their own strong players.
The wicked have their own grinding.
The weeds overgrow the corn.
The ruthless ones are stunned, and the stunned ones are dead.
People are not ruthless, and they can't stand steadily.
At this moment, my mind was full of these words. I stood up and walked to the middle of their chassis while holding out the middle fingers of both of my hands—the middle finger of sin. There was a "click", and the computers of the two were black at the same time.
"!" both jumped up at the same time, and I smiled wickedly at their frantic faces.
"You bastard!" the monkey grabbed my neck: "You hurt us Shanxi people are stupid, you know!"
Huang Jie also pinched my neck and feet, "You really smear us Shanxi people......"
There was a ghost crying wolf howling in the Internet café, attracting a crowd of onlookers, I dragged them out of the Internet café, and when their relationship calmed down, I told Wang Yao again.
"That's it?" the monkey asked me.
"yes. I was stunned.
"Delay our time!" Huang Jie dropped a sentence and entered the Internet café.
"Sick you. The monkey followed.
I hurriedly chased into the Internet café, and saw that they had already sat down, and before they could open the game, I hurriedly beckoned them and said, "Monkey, are you going to eat that night?" ”
"Eat hair, can you see that they can eat it?"
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the monkey would not agree to reconcile with Shi Sheng and Liang Qi. I said, "Wang Yao, why do you explain quietly?"
The monkey smiled: "Don't worry, isn't Wang Yao your lover? ”
"What?" Huang Jie poked his head over: "Wang Yao is Zuo Fei's lover?
I stroked my forehead: "Monkey, can we say something serious? Even if we don't agree to reconcile with Shisheng and Liang Qi, we have to give someone Wang Yao an explanation!"
The monkey didn't answer me, but put his hand in the crotch of his pants.
“…… Monkey, what are you going to do, it's not good in broad daylight, is it?"
The monkey ignored me, and after a while he found something black and threw it on the table. When I saw it, it turned out to be a USB flash drive.
"There is an audio in it, you take it to Wang Yao and let her make her own decision. ”
I was overjoyed, and I knew that the monkey had caught a good product, but I didn't dare to take it: "Where did you just get it from?"
"Nonsense, can I put such an important thing outside? I have a pocket on my underwear, don't worry, it's clean, we care about it so much?"
“……”
I went to the bar and asked for a wet wipe, and despite the monkey's cold eyes and sneers, I wiped the USB flash drive well.
"Gone. "I put the USB stick up.
"Wait, there's one more thing. The monkey whispered.
"What?" I leaned over and put my ear close to the monkey's mouth, waiting for his next instructions.
We fight for the boss every day, but who dares to deny the identity of the monkey's boss now?
The monkey grabbed me by the ear and whispered, "Lend me five dollars, for dinner has not yet arrived." ”
"Haha, I know!" Huang Jie came over at some point: "You still want to hide it from me, no way, borrow me five yuan!"
I angrily threw down my ten dollars and left the Internet café.
Although it was still noon, I immediately called Wang Yao.
"What audio?" Wang Yao seemed to be asleep.
"I don't know, the monkey just makes you listen. ”
"Okay, you wait for me downstairs in the women's dormitory. ”
I went downstairs to the women's dormitory and found a place to sit under the shade of a tree. After a while, Wang Yao came down, obviously not waking up yet, yawning all the way, her hair was a little messy, but she looked very cute.
"What the hell is it, so mysterious. Wang Yao also had a laptop in his hand.
"Who knows. "I plugged in the USB stick.
The two of us sat on the steps and watched the XX security guard scan the USB flash drive, and after a while, more than a dozen Trojan viruses popped up.
Me, Wang Yao: "......"
"I guess the monkey downloaded something randomly. I laughed dryly, "Kill it." ”
After killing the virus, more than ten minutes have passed. Although it was early autumn, it was sunny at noon, and the two of us were sweating on our foreheads for a while. But I didn't feel annoyed at all, with Wang Yao sitting next to me, I didn't feel annoyed to sit for three days and three nights.
However, Wang Yao didn't think so much, she quickly opened the USB flash drive and muttered to herself: "Audio...... Which one?"
I was stunned when I looked at the text jiàn clip, there were dozens of audios in it, and they were numbered differently.
Damn, which one is it, isn't the monkey playing with people!
"Hey, this!" Wang Yao said suddenly.
I looked at it, and there was a "fly left here" audio in the pile of audio.
It's still a monkey carrying! It's a sweet little padded jacket!
Wang Yao quickly clicked on it, the audio was very short, only a dozen seconds, and the voice outside the notebook was quite loud: "Haha, Zuo Fei, click on it? The audio I asked you to watch is not this, you can click on the audio of No. 07." "There was the sound of a monkey lewd.
Me, Wang Yao: "......"
I suddenly felt that monkeys were so boring.
Wang Yao shrugged and clicked on the audio of No. 07 again, but there was a sound of bed calling inside.
"Oh, BABY, COMEON......" AND TM A FOREIGNER!
Both of us blushed instantly, it's not like I haven't seen a pornographic video, I've never seen it with a woman, let alone Wang Yao!
The European and American women in the audio are still screaming, but fortunately there is no one around, otherwise we would be dead.
Wang Yao said with a straight face: "This is what the monkey asked me to listen to?"
I was embarrassed and said, "I don't know, who knows what kind of wind the monkey household ......"
The sound of calling the bed stopped abruptly, and the lewd voice of the monkey came again: "Haha, Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, are you two together? I'm joking with you, but it's not this that I let you listen to, you can just click on the 13th audio!"
...... "I've never seen such a boring monkey!"
Wang Yao had no choice but to click on the audio on the 13th again, but there was another voice of a woman calling the bed, the difference was that this time it seemed to be a Japanese girl: "Yiku...... One library ...... Ami Butterfly!"
Wang Yao squinted at me: "This is you colluding with the monkey to play with me, right?"
I hurriedly said, "No, I just got the USB flash drive." ”
Monkeys are really ...... I'm sick!
The sound of calling the bed stopped again, and the monkey's voice sounded again: "Okay, let's stop teasing you little couple, let's go and order the audio of No. 5." ”
"Hurry up Audio 5!" I said.
"Before I click on the 5th audio, I want to ask, what does the little couple mean?" Wang Yao's eyes were like knives.
I cried with a sad face: "I don't know......"
"If you talk nonsense outside, I'll ......castrate you," Wang Yao said as she turned on audio No. 5.
I listened intently, and unsurprisingly, the sound of a woman calling for the bed came again.
"Damn!" Wang Yao was so angry that he almost dropped his notebook.
"No matter how patient you are, you also know the monkey's style, that's how he teases...... The monkey said that there is really something very important to tell you!" I hurriedly stopped Wang Yao and realized that her notebook of thousands of yuan was smashed.
Wang Yao took several breaths before continuing to sit down and listen to the audio. Under the instructions of the monkey, we clicked on the 15th audio, 27th audio, 36th audio, 12th audio, and 23rd audio...... Of course, we have heard the cries of women all over the world, and finally even Indian women have come out, and the accent is so bad that I can't bear to hear it.
Wang Yao's faces and I are getting redder and redder, saying that this is the first time I have listened to pornographic audio with a girl, and when I listen to it, there are more than a dozen paragraphs without repetition, I don't know whether to thank the monkey or hate the monkey?
Just as I heard an Arab woman calling for the bed, a voice suddenly came from overhead: "Zuo Fei, Wang Yao, what are you two doing?"
When I looked up, it turned out to be Lin Keer.
Lin Keer pushed open the window in the dormitory on the third floor of the women's dormitory and looked at us.
Fortunately, it was far away, and she didn't know that Wang Yao and I were listening to pornographic audio.
"Ah, the monkey said that there was something for Wang Yao to see. I hastened to say.
"Can I watch it together?"
Before I could speak, Wang Yao immediately said, "Yes, come and watch it together!"
"Okay. Lin Ke'er disappeared into the window, and it was estimated that she would come downstairs in a while.
I looked at Wang Yao with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want to ask her to listen to it together?"
The two girls who were having an affair with me at the same time listened to pornographic audio with me...... What a strange sight this is, I'm cǎo!
Wang Yao said coldly: "I suspect that the monkey is playing with us, now click on the last audio, if there is no important thing he said, then I can only go." ”
"Okay. "I have no other choice but to scold the eighteenth generation of the monkey's ancestors in my heart.
We clicked on the No. 1 audio according to the monkey's instructions, and this time there was finally no bed call, but the monkey's voice came: "Wang Yao, I'm recording this audio in the Internet café now, and the previous yellow audio was also specially set by me, in addition to being a gift to you and Zuo Fei, I also hope that these audios can ease your feelings...... Yes, you may feel sad and even cry when you listen to the recording below. But it doesn't matter, Wang Yao, please believe me, and believe Zuo Fei, we will always be with you. Are you ready? So let's get started. ”
"Wow......" Lin Ke'er happened to run over, and I made a "shhh" gesture at her.
The sun was shining overhead, and the three of us sat under a small shade tree, and the whole world was silent except for the rustle of the leaves in the wind. The monkey's voice was followed by a silence that lasted for more than ten seconds, because of his previous foreshadowing, this silence was like the collective solemnity of everyone at the funeral when they were preparing to get out of the coffin.
Finally, there was a voice, there were quite a lot of people, it was very noisy, it seemed to be drinking, and from time to time there were voices of persuasion to drink, and crotch drinking orders came. After a while, a voice sounded: "Shisheng, let's have a drink too." It was Liang Qi's voice.
"You drink less, and every time you drink too much, you make trouble. Shi Sheng's tone was not very pleasant.
"Haha, it's okay, come, drink, drink!"
After the two touched the cup, Liang Qi said again: "Shisheng, I really can't figure it out, what do we have to do with Wang Yao's girl, do you want to soak her?"
Shi Sheng: "Soak her? Isn't that a fire? I don't want to be beaten to death by her brother, besides, what's so good about that crazy woman, I won't soak her if a woman dies all over the world." ”
Liang Qi: "Haha, you still have a high consciousness, if Wang Yao throws himself into his arms, I will definitely want it, not for nothing." ”
Shi Sheng: "You just can't control your crotch, that woman must not be provoked." ”
Liang Qi: "Then why do we still have to deal with her, my brother and sister are calling all day long?"
Shi Sheng: "Do you remember our goal?"
Liang Qi: "Of course I remember, dominate Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School, and then slowly develop outside the school, and be the number one force in Dongcheng!"
Shi Sheng: "That's right, for us, it's not a problem to dominate the first middle school, and the third year of high school is our world, but if you want to develop outward, Wang Yao and her brother are a hurdle that can't be overcome." Let's have a good relationship with Wang Yao, and in the future, we can get close to Wang Yao and her brother, and after getting her brother's letter, we will kill her brother and take the territory outside the school!"
Liang Qi: "Haha, so that's the case. Shi Sheng, Shi Sheng, or your vision is far away. ”
Shi Sheng: "So, as a last resort, don't provoke Wang Yao, let's play the emotional card with her, meet her requirements, the better you treat her, the more retribution you will have in the future......"
"Hahaha......" both of them laughed.
The audio ends abruptly here, and there is no monkey nonsense in the back, everything that needs to be said is said in front of the audio.
I don't know where the monkey got this audio from, and there is no need to pursue this now, this thing is like a depth charge, exploding heavily in Wang Yao's heart, blowing up her heart piece by piece.
What does it feel like to be betrayed by someone you believe in?
I don't know, I haven't experienced it, and I can't imagine Wang Yao's pain.
Wang Yao was motionless now, not even blinking her eyes, as if the audio hadn't ended yet, as if she was still waiting for the audio to finally pop up an easter egg, Shi Sheng and Liang Qi laughed together and said, "Wang Yao, we're joking with you!"
But no, not anymore, because the audio has ended here.
Wang Yao held the notebook in a daze, and did not speak for a long, long time, only the rustle of leaves blown by the wind between heaven and earth. R832