"Uncle Kitano, I beg you, even if it's for the sake of the two of us, you can help me this time, okay. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Takeshi Fujishima said coquettishly to an old man in front of him with a resolute face, full of white hair, and about sixty years old.

Speaking of this old man, he is definitely a Taishan Hokuto-level figure in the current Japanese entertainment industry, he is a well-known Japanese director, actor, host, and university professor Takeshi Kitano, who has won the Venice Award for Best Director and the "Honorary Squire" medal awarded by the French Champagne Knights (he is the third person in the world and the first person in Japan to receive this medal).

Hearing Takeshi Fujishima's reason for interceding, which was almost Laipi, Kitano Takeshi said with a smile: "Xiao Wu, I found that since you started the company, not only have you changed your dress, but even your speech has changed, if you want me to say, with your current eloquence, it is too wasteful not to be a comic artist, such a scoundrel reason can make you think of it." (The mancai artist that Takeshi Kitano said is a bit similar to stand-up comedy with China or a talk show based on funny jokes, and Takeshi Kitano debuted as a comic artist back then.) ）

Seeing that the meaning of Kitano Takeshi's refusal was not too obvious, Fujishima Takeshi immediately hit the snake and continued to persuade him: "Uncle Kitano, you also know, this is the first photo album of the first person artist in my company, if it can't be sold well, it will not only be my face, but also the face of my grandmother and the entire Jennis, and even your uncle, who has watched me grow up, can't hang it, so please help!" ”

"There are so many people who have watched you grow up since childhood, why don't you look for someone else and just throw this shameful thing on me?" Takeshi Kitano said with a frown.

Fujishima Takeshi said with a smile: "Isn't it because we have a good relationship, so as soon as there is such a good thing, I first thought of your old man!" ”

Kitano Takeshi snorted coldly unmoved: "Then why don't you want to think about it, if I really do this, then where will my old face go in the future?" ”

"Didn't your old man often talk about the sentence that only a great hero can be true and a real celebrity is self-effacing when he used to drink, and now that he has such a good opportunity to be romantic, why did your old man retreat again?" Fujishima Takeshi said in a radical voice.

"Don't provoke me, you kid, it's useless." Kitano Takeshi waved his hand and said, and then seemed to suddenly remember something, so he leaned over to Fujishima Takeshi and whispered: "Eh, no, Xiao Wu, tell me, does this woman have any special relationship with you?" If you only rely on the company's first artist, you can't work so hard. ”

Fujishima Takeshi nodded and said, "Ah, yes, it's true that I am one of my women, but I can't marry her." Then he continued to use this as an excuse to persuade: "Look, this can be regarded as helping your nephew and daughter-in-law who has no proper name, you are embarrassed to shirk it again, right?" ”

Unexpectedly, Kitano Takeshi waved his hand and refused for this reason: "Since she is your woman, then I can't agree even more, I, as an uncle, can't touch my nephew's daughter-in-law's ass and take advantage of you, right?" Then what have I become? ”

Kitano Takeshi's move "to return the other way" made Fujishima Takeshi speechless for a while, looking at Fujishima Takeshi's appearance, Kitano Takeshi shook his head and smiled, and then said: "Okay, I won't tease you, for the sake of your kid finally being willing to learn well, no longer going out every day to spend all day drinking, doing nonsense, and no longer worrying about your grandmother, this time I will let out this old face to fulfill you once, but just this time, but this time, if you come to me again if you have this kind of thing again, be careful that I teach you a lesson like when I was a child!" ”

is also a big man in the Japanese entertainment industry, Takeshi Kitano has a very good relationship with his grandmother Fujishima Taiko, and it can even be said that he received a lot of help from Fujishima Taiko when he was a fledgling, so Fujishima Takeshi has been very good with this Uncle Kitano since he was a child, so he came to him for help and was very confident.

On the other hand, Takeshi Fujishima also remembers very clearly that Tanmi, who won the entertainment award at the 2013 Tokyo Grand Prix in his previous life, once claimed to be a fan of Takeshi Kitano in public, and asked him to sign his buttocks, although Takeshi Kitano said "I am a person with grandchildren", but he still picked up a pen and signed his name on the buttocks of Tanmi, who had already lifted his skirt in front of him.

It is precisely because of this incident that Takeshi Fujishima was inspired, and planned to use Takeshi Kitano's fame to give her a strong scene and arouse a topic at the moment before the signing of the Tanmi photo album, anyway, in your previous life, your old man Kitano also did this, so why not do it again in this life?

Three days later, Fujishima Taketo sent Tanmi into a new movie launch ceremony attended by an old friend of Kitano Takeshi, after the organizer's process was completed, Tanmi immediately followed Fujishima Takeshi's pre-arrangement, and took the initiative to walk to Kitano Takeshi to express his admiration, claiming that he was a loyal fan of Kitano Takeshi, and his "Battle Royale" had been watched countless times, and finally lifted his skirt under the dumbfounded eyes of everyone present, including reporters, and asked Kitano Takeshi to leave a most special signature on his buttocks.

As soon as this request came out, not to mention the two entertainment reporters that Fujishima Takeshi had arranged a long time ago, all the reporters from other media present also focused their cameras on such a fragrant scene, and Kitano Takeshi was just as Fujishima Takeshi predicted, although he muttered "I am a person with grandchildren", but still picked up the pen and left a signature on Tanmi's buttocks.

In fact, although Kitano Takeshi was rejecting Fujishima Takeshi before, he had already agreed in his heart, on the one hand, it was indeed like what he said to Fujishima Takeshi, the little guy in front of him who he watched grow up finally learned well, so he must help if he can help himself. On the other hand, he is an extremely sullen guy at heart, and he is quite interested in this kind of creative and amorous anecdote, otherwise he would not have agreed in his previous life.

Sure enough, as Fujishima Takeshi expected, this glamorous episode at the opening ceremony was extremely popular as soon as it was broadcast, even more than the movie itself, countless people have a strong interest in this bold, sexy and beautiful woman, and Fujishima Takeshi and the photo company immediately seized this rare opportunity to open the press conference of Tan Mi's first photo album "The Taste of Honey".

PS: Although this chapter is a bit ridiculous, I still like Mr. Kitano's works very much, and I have always felt that he is a person with a true temperament, so please don't get me wrong!