Chapter 3 The Humanoid Seesaw

Luo Tian closed his eyes and felt a soft arm gently hold his head, and then there was a burst of coolness in his mouth, and the sweet taste made him almost ** out, "The life of a rich person is really cool!"

"Nima, take a good look at the young master!" the majestic voice sounded again, "The rest of the people are out, don't they have to work?"

"Yes, sir!" After a burst of footsteps, the room slowly fell silent. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Master?" Luo Tian still closed his eyes, "It seems that this is my cheap father! It seems that he is very difficult to fool! Why didn't my mother come?"

Luo Tian was an orphan before he crossed over, and he had never enjoyed the warmth of his family, and he was naturally a little excited when he suddenly had a home, but what he was most worried about now was being discovered, so he still closed his eyes and thought hard, "This opportunity is too cool, but you must not mess it up!"

"This body has never spoken, so even if I don't know a lot of things, it's normal!"

Thinking of this, Luo Tian's heart settled down, pretending to be stupid and stunned This kind of thing is not a difficult thing for any modern person, as long as he is familiar with the environment, won't the spring that belongs to him come?

"Lao Tzu has also become a young master!" Luo Tian's heart slowly warmed up, and he seemed to see what it was like to open his mouth for food, stretch out his hands for clothes, and be beautiful like a cloud, that was the life of his dreams!

After a burst of excitement, Luo Tian quickly deflated, the shaking white-flour steamed bun made him very depressed, he was very sure, no matter how different the times were, a fat man's spring would not be very bright.

"Alas!" Luo Tian sighed, but startled Nima, who was holding him, "Young Master, is there anything uncomfortable?"

"No, help me up. ”

Nima's little face fell, with her physique to hold this meat ball up, it was really not an easy task, she knew too well how heavy this young master was.

Listening to Nima's heavy breathing, Luo Tian also realized that this matter was enough for this little girl to choke, but he really wanted to see what kind of state he was in now, after all, even if there was really a big ocean horse for him to ride in the future, it would also require physical strength, wouldn't it?

The harsh reality soon broke him, or rather the heavy weight.

Nima looked at Luo Tian who fell to the ground with a stunned face, and didn't know what to do.

Luo Tian is also drunk, he is now a humanoid seesaw, even if his hands want to touch the ground, it is difficult for him, let alone stabilize his body, that can't be done at all!

After his head made close contact with the ground four times, Luo Tian finally stabilized his body, to say that his sense of balance has always been good, but this body is too unexpected for him

Nima also came back to his senses, and with her full help, Luo Tian finally stood up again, but in his heart, it was like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, "! It's so difficult to stand up, what will you do with the prancing horse whip in the future?"

"What kind of physique does it take for a large Yanma to withstand such a weight?" another mountain of meat appeared in Luo Tian's mind, and he shivered excitedly.

However, when he looked at the mirror in front of him, he suddenly felt that the 10,000 grass and mud horses that had just passed from his heart turned their heads and rushed over again, and there were hundreds of thousands of horses behind him, and the portrait in the mirror almost made him collapse, Luo Tian finally couldn't help but scream, "Nima!fuck!shit!"

All he wanted to do now was smash the mirror and step on dozens of feet, preferably crushed into powder, if he could do that.

If you want to say who Luo Tian hates the most now, then the person who invented the mirror will definitely be in the first place!

The lump in the mirror, in Luo Tian's opinion, can't be called a person at all, it can only be said to be an unknown object!

"What the hell is this?"

What appeared in the mirror was obviously a big meat ball on two low benches, and there was a small meat ball on top of the big meat ball, and his facial features couldn't be distinguished at all, the only strange thing he was that he used something to see this image?

"Young master, you call me?" Nima came up, he only knew that Luo Tian called her name, watching Luo Tian's body swaying back and forth there, and hurriedly stepped forward to support him.

Luo Tian couldn't hold back any longer, his eyes were dark, and the whole person repeated the action of the humanoid seesaw again, only this time he fell backwards.

"I bought a watch last year!Just let me die like this!" This was Luo Tian's last thought before falling into a coma, and at that moment, he suddenly understood what despair was.

"Come on, the young master has fainted!"

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"I'm so hungry!" a familiar feeling of hunger came, this was the most effective alarm clock for Luo Tian, even if he didn't want to face the reality, he still woke up, and then his eyes went straight!

"It's not a dream, right?" What appeared in front of him was a whole roast sheep, the roast sheep had a layer of oil on the surface, which made people particularly appetizing, coupled with the unique fragrance, Luo Tian's saliva almost flowed out, this is a good thing!

Luo Tian swallowed his saliva, and his neck struggled upward, completely oblivious to the smile on Nima's face.

"Even if the young master can speak, this trick is still just as useful!"

Nima worked hard to help Luo Tian up, picked up the silver knife, carefully cut a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, and watched him chew with a smile.

Luo Tian has no time to take care of other things at this time, and his entire mind has been completely filled with the roasted whole sheep in front of him!

He had never eaten roasted whole sheep, but this did not prevent him from praising in his heart, "Tsk! The outside is scorched and the inside is tender, it is really delicious! The crossing is really a great opportunity for the toiling masses to turn over!"

"Young master, don't be in such a hurry, let's drink some soup first, beware of choking!" Nima smiled and picked up a soup bowl, Luo Tian's fat cheeks bulged out two big buns that kept squirming, which looked quite funny.

Luo Tian nodded, mutton soup is his favorite!

However, as soon as he smelled the soup, he chuckled in his heart, "This thing is not right!"

In his previous life, he had never eaten roasted whole sheep, but he didn't drink less haggis soup, which was cheap and a big supplement, and the taste was very familiar to him.

The bowl of soup in front of him was naturally also haggis soup, but as soon as he sniffed it with his nose, he felt that something was wrong, "The smell of earthy?

Looking at Nima's smiling face, a cold sweat suddenly broke out on Luo Tian's back, "This soup has been fed, is it this girl's hands and feet?"

Luo Tian studied Chinese medicine in his previous life, and he was naturally familiar with the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing" and "Compendium of Materia Medica", and he was very familiar with various Chinese medicinal materials.

Nightshade is a Chinese herbal medicine, with a calming and hypnotic effect, but this thing can not be eaten directly, otherwise people will be unenergetic all day long, only by adding another Chinese herbal herb acacia bark, that will weaken this side effect, but how can there be this thing in this soup?

No wonder this body sleeps every day, could it be that this thing is a ghost!"